A hootenanny and go pish up your kilt cunting for the Scottish Nazi Party (SNP) Holyrood enquiry into how the Scottish government handled harassment allegations against the former Scottish Minister Alex Salmond.

Already shamed the SNP have paid out £500,000 over their flawed process investigating Mr Salmond but I feel the best is yet to come!

Salmond has accused Wee Jimmy Sturgeon of misleading The Scottish parliament breaching the ministerial code. We Jimmy seems to have had amnesia because she says she forgot a meeting she held with a former Salmond aide days before she met Mr Salmond privately at her home.

Believe it or not the next few weeks will be hilarious entertainment when it comes to the potential demise of Wee Jimmy Sturgeon so go get your popcorn ? This really could be the beginning of the end for this bunch of up their own arse, with visions of grandeur, faux independence seeking EU arse licking cunts! Sadly I doubt it, however with any luck it will be the end of Wee Jimmy Sturgeon, sadly I doubt that too! ?

Ga boil ye hed n fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55738179

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

…and on the subject of the SNP, here’s one from Cunstable Cuntbubble 

The apparent stupidity of the Jocks.

Today’s Sunday Times is full of facts and figures about Scottish Independence. It seems that the Jocks feel that wee Krankie has handled the pandemic well compared to Boris.
As far as I can see she has been nae better nor worse that Boris but with the added buffer that the Jocks dont have to pay for the economic consequenses of lockdowns. She also seems to wait to see what England is doing. Easy Peasy.
So lets paint our arses blue and vote for independence. We’ll nae have the English bailing us oot.

But who will? I dont think the EU will be over-enthusiastic, particularly with a harrrd borrrder with the UK fucking up their trade prospects. They wont be a welcome addition to the Eurozone either, without any of the necessary economic factors that qualify.
Never mind all that. We, the Jocks, want oor independence. Because, according to the polls, we are apparently fucking stupid.

… and here’s one for old Krankie herself by Gutstick Japseye

That poisonous little trog Nicola Sturgeon.

This weeks reason to hate this not fandabidozy wicked creature is her meddling in the issue of the EU battling the newly liberated U.K. over the supply of Covid vaccines.
Contrary to the stories of how badly we have and are handling the crisis, we are way ahead of vaccinating our population compared to the clueless inertia of the bloated failing political bloc that is the European Union. Stifled by the inability to act in sovereign fashion, the collective countries of Europe have had to wait until the EU finally got around to ordering vaccines, and now are facing shortages, inevitable under the circumstances, because of limited manufacturing capacity.
The buffoon Boris has found a remnant of testicle, and told them to fuck off, but the poisonous thistle eating wretch in Hollyrood has gone against the U.K. governments wish to keep our vaccine roll out details secret by saying she will tell the EU everything they want to know.
She is currently facing accusations of dishonesty in public office over the failed attempt to prosecute her equally repellent predecessor Salmond for being a sex pest. Perhaps she is trying to do as much damage to the union before she gets her collar felt, as she is acting like Scotland has independence already.
An ugly person, inside and out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9196445/MEPs-threaten-TRADE-WAR-UK-vaccine-supplies.html

…. and there’s more, this time from Uttercunt 

Nicola Sturgeon is a treasonous cunt.
She’s going to publish details,secret details, about our vaccine supply lines and egg on the EU .
This the day after BJ visited Scotland . She said it was unnecessary but BJ did it anyway and by doing so threatened her authority.
She took a hissy fit and then decided to get back at him by exposing details of our supply lines which I would have thought was covered by the official secrets act as it concerns the wellbeing , health and safety of British citizens.
Sturgeon is a cast iron,nuclear powered,gold plated cunt.

https://www.break.ma/news/19307422

I am tired of all the London this and London that bollocks…London is the greatest city on earth and without the economy of London propping up the rest of England, Scotland and Wales you’d all be getting abaaaht on horse and carts and foraging for worms.

London. The place where any great man past or present has visited, absorbed the culture and grown culturally. The energy of the place is constant, things get done, and whether you are a whitey, black and white cunt like me or blackie there is a can do attitude. Of course if your skint cunt then it may not be that enjoyable as you need a few quid to really enjoy the place but even the poor can enjoy the place. London has pushed forward some great music like ska, punk and even drum and bass which have unified da youth and shown that the UK is a trend setter.
Yes people will say ‘its full of foreigners’ , ‘its violent’, ‘it’s menacing’ etc but most capital cities have a similar vibe and that’s the way it is.

People make an effort in London to look good whatever their style and the world is represented when it come to the fairer sex. You can make loads of money in London and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be here. London challenges you and can make you a more rounded person, more international thinking and generally more interesting to other people.

Great men from the pirate Sir Henry Morgan, King Charles II, Marcus Garvey and myself have all lived or visited here and we urge you to come and visit and stay if you want…life isn’t a rehearsal it’s fucking happening so let’s all appreciate the greatest city on earth which luckily is the capital of England as well.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

And seconded by Dark key cunt with this heart warming tale:

Seconded. 47 years. Loved my local team (N7 always a gooner). I know that my move to the East Midlands is lovely, but London is/was (delete as appropriate) magnificent.

What was once home.

Germany is the target for tonight. After the French getting shitty over trucks coming from the UK and the Dutch police confiscating truckers ham sandwiches, and generally showing us what dicks they are, it seems the Hermann’s have become the latest victims of a new, and terrible virus. No, not Covid, BDS or Brexit Derangement Syndrome.

BDS is caused by the realisation that the second largest contributor to your shitty, corrupt, proto-Soviet club was actually serious about leaving, and having taken their financial contribution with them, there is now a very large black hole in your proto-Soviet club’s finances. Another symptom is the realisation that the richer, remaining members of said club are going to have pay more to fill that black hole.

Well, Germany have succumbed. It started with Mutti Merkel referring to the ‘British virus’ when talking about the prevalence of the Kent variant in Deutschland, without mentioning that Kent was merely the place where the variant was first discovered, rather than where it originated.

And now, we have the Sour Krauts asking Argentina for permission for a cruise ship to dock in the Falklands, and Lufthansa suggesting it will recognise the Argies false claim that the Falklands are rightfully theirs.

It’s as petty as it is pathetic, and is done solely to slap the UK in the face, knowing full well the depth of feeling this issue generates, for having the audacity to exercise our legal and democratic right to leave the EU.

And while we’re on the subject of the Sour Krauts and the German led EU, the Republic of Ireland were recently slapped down for wanting to do its own deal with the makers of the Oxford vaccine, to ensure there was enough for their people.

The EU completely crushed that idea, even though Germany has been doing the exact same thing for the past few weeks. Rules for thee, but not for me.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9174715/Argentina-hails-German-Falklands-travel-request-support-sovereignty-claim.html

A nomination for those poor lonely people sometimes called trolls.

Sometimes we get an infestation on here, an odd place to troll given the nature of the site and the people that frequent it.

Some strong opinions on here but most of the people here that post their opinions here know their opinions can be questioned, debated or shot down and accept that is the spirit of the site. No a place to express your opinions if you’ve got a fragile ego or conviction that your in possession of the only opinion that matters, we all manage to live in peace 99% of the time.

Then we get people like hero, this nomination is for you fella (Now banned – DA). You did your best to be offensive but being offended is a choice and you don’t have it in you to offend me. I realise this is another reason for you look in the mirror and see failure staring back at you but I also realise it won’t stop you going on the internet looking for some attention in the hope someone might mistake you for an alpha or at least an amusing human being.

This isn’t a cunting, this is my attempt to give you some of the attention your so desperate for.

Take a bow hero, I briefly noticed you, the same way I notice dog shit on the pavement, not pleasant but easily avoided and of no consequence. That’s it ‘hero’ that’s all the reaction you can provoke. You’ve even failed at trolling.

Must suck being you?

Nominated by:  Sixdog Vomit

A sexually lazy woman is a cunt,

Yes women who lie there and ‘ooh and aaaah’ whilst you plough away are cunts.
I thought we lived in an equality mad world these days? I know most women have a man who pays the bills, puts food on the table and puts up with their whinging, criticism and fat arse but c’mon.

The least a woman can do is get a bit lively in between the sheets…I’ve learned through my vast experience of the fairer sex that if you get a say 21 year old they are full of energy and enthusiasm when it comes to sex.

Older women say 40+ don’t have as much energy and to some degree it’s understandable as in most cases they have been doing what they should be doing, which is washing, cleaning, cooking and ironing most of the day. After a putting a shift in keeping the house clean for their man, and making sure they look decent when he returns home it’s not too much to ask for a bit of sexual liveliness is it?

What I will not tolerate is my now ex girlfriend who at the age of 34 has turned into a lie on your back shag. Now don’t get me wrong it’s not all doom and gloom as she still sucked me off and took it up the arse once a fortnight but what the hell makes her think she’s can lie there and not put in any effort.

As I have said cunters she is now my ex and I am available so to all the females cunters aaaht there who have been wondering abaaaaaht my dashing looks, big cock, intelligence and proper manliness this eligible bachelor is available.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt