Joe Biden (7)

(Old Joe probably wishing it was a pair of girl’s knickers he was strapping on! – DA)

Sleepy Joe Biden is a weird, lefty, hypocritical cunt.

That was after signing an executive order mandate in face coverings worn on all federal property sleepy Joe is not wearing a mask at his inauguration party.

The White House”s/Bidens new press secretary and ex-character from the Muppet show stated when asked about the incident….

Jen Psaki replied that he was “celebrating an evening of a historic day” and that there are “bigger issues to worry about at this moment in time”.

Yep, once again another prime example of the hypocritical woke Left’s mantra, Do as I say, not as I do!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-55761046

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

…and speaking of the “Sniffer”, here’s one from Quick Draw McGraw

There’s a great anecdote from his inauguration. Presidents have, for a while, worn earpieces into which a member of staff will prompt them to do certain things regarding etiquette. At certain times, it’s customary for the President to salute the Marine guard, like when getting on or off Marine One, the Presidential helicopter.

While walking toward the White House’s Presidential quarters, Biden encountered a row of Marines stood to attention in their dress Blues. “Salute the marines”, the prompter said in his earpiece, which was an instruction to raise his right hand and salute them. That was too simple for sleepy Joe. Instead, he exclaimed: “SALUTE THE MARINES”.

The next couple of years are going to be a nightmare of wokery, but there will also be much hilarity to be had from this utter dipshit.

…and here’s one from Cunstable Cuntbubble 

Joe Biden, the wooden horse of the woke, the precursor of extreme liberalism.

He has signed an executive order giving free reign to misfits and weirdos to claim whatever sex takes their fancy. Executive order, as dictated to him by extremists in his party. No debate.
This denies both biological fact and women’s rights. A degenerate can now claim to be whatever sex it wants and join the forces, use women’s facilities and as Martina Natratllova has pointed out (subject to the usual abuse and death threats) compete in women’s sports.
Expect Eddy Izzard to be competing in the next US Open.

This nonsense goes way beyond anything Trump could be accused of. God help America. This is just the start.

https://thestreetjournal.org/2021/01/joe-biden-signs-transgender-executive-bill/

Multi-racial whiteness.

Apparently, being a social conservative (and a cunt), I suffer from this.

https://www.npr.org/2021/01/24/960060957/understanding-multiracial-whiteness-and-trump-supporters   (Professor Cristina Beltran, above)

Fuck off. (I have not used an exclamation mark so as to enhance the seriousness of my off-fucking).

As most of you well know, I am of a darker hue (I am a coloured). This phrase and its users fucking boil my piss, my blood, my lymph fluid and fucking any other fluid in my body.

Some feedback for the cunt that came up with it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9163347/NYU-professor-slammed-Wash-Po-op-ed-claiming-multiracial-whiteness.html

Unkle Terry, you’re going to ramp up your facilities.

I fahkin’ ‘ ate these cunts.

CUNTS!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Dead Pool [198]


Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted former heavyweight champion Leon Spinks who famously beat Muhammad Ali in the 1978 heavyweight championship only to be stripped of the title after taking part in an unlicensed rematch seven months later.He also won an Olympic Gold in 1976 in the light heavyweight category.He also won the light heavyweight championship from 1974-1976 and later had a career as a wrestler. Spinks was 67 and had been suffering from Prostate cancer and dementia over the last couple of years.

On to Deadpool 198.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
James Whale
Dai Davies
Carlos Menem
Paul Canoville

Michel Platini

A thirty-seven years too late (but better late than never) you cunt cunting, for the French football legend, Michel Platini.

Like many, I have fallen out of love with modern football for many reasons, such as the knee taking shite, wimminz commentating and blessing us with their ‘expert’ opinions, and the game itself becoming a test of fitness and power over skill…but I digress.

For these reasons I’ve been collecting old football matches, sad cunt that I am (sort of stuff you won’t find on YT you have to pay cunts for it, unfortunately).

The BBC and ITV didn’t cover live games at Euro 84 (apart from the final and a game between Spain and West Germany) because no home nation qualified. Therefore, I’ve never seen the tournament and ordered most of the games.

Well, tonight’s offering was France vs Yugoslavia. The French won with a Platini hat trick. He celebrated like a madman for some of the goals.

So why is he a cunt for that?

Well, in the 53rd minute of the match, the Yugoslav team doctor went to run onto the pitch to help an injured player. The poor cunt (the doctor) then collapsed. He had a heart attack and was treated right on the touchline around the half way line. He was being given the kiss of life and receiving chest compressions. Clearly, it was serious. All the players couldn’t miss it. This went on for a few minutes (bloody cameras showed everything, the mad cunts) until you could clearly see that they’d had to give up. The cunt was dead.

The game went on. It clearly affected the Yugoslavs (who were playing well up until then) and they went from 1-0 up to 3-1 down quite quickly. It seemed to affect some French players too, to be fair. Platini it was, who banged in the hat trick.

He also booted the ball at a Yugoslav player near where the cunt died (for no reason) at the end of the game.

It just didn’t sit well with me.

I believe he also celebrated scoring in the 85 European Cup Final for Juventus…which was right after 39 died at Heysel.

He has said since that he didn’t know anyone had died at Heysel when he scored (hard to believe…I recall Liverpool players in tears when they took to the pitch after the pre game riot).

Well if true, there is no way this cunt didn’t see what went on in the 84 game I just watched.

Just didn’t sit right with me at all.

Great player, absolute cunt.

Sorry for the Guardian link, can’t find any other article covering it.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/that-1980s-sports-blog/2016/jun/10/france-euro-1984-tv-bbc-itv-platini

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

(Please don’t derail this nom with references towards what happened at Heysel. Thanks – DA)

Trannies in the US Military


A good news Cunting for any Creepy Joe Biden fans out there….

As well as his Gender discrimination order allowing tranny’s to compete in women’s sport he has today reversed a Trump order and that now allows tranny’s in military.

He really is one creepy old deviant cunt but will be for the next four years the gift that keeps giving. Well, as long as flat back doesn’t find a way to sneak in sooner.

Fuck off!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-reverse-trump-s-transgender-military-ban-n1255522

Oh and btw….Former Trump speaker Sarah Huckabee Sanders enters political race….You can trust the BBC to put their “totally unbiased” dirty, leftist, terrorist supporting burn loot murder, Antifa, spiteful slant on the story though!

“In true Trumpian fashion, his former White House press secretary broke the news in a video posted on Twitter.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55801305
And some poor deluded cunts are actually helping to fund this BBC, left-wing, pee dough file enabling ring, via their extortion tax. Not for me they fucking well aren’t ?

Ps, as I look into my crystal ball, I see…SHS….Four more years, four more years, four more years!!! ??

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

With added commentary from Uttercunt:

It’s going to be hilarious to watch as he wrecks America. I’m sure he doesn’t even know what he’s signing. Some cunt slips a folder in front of him and says sign here.