Eurostar, is in financial shit-street thanks to Covid. However, despite being French owned (Cameron sold Britain’s stake in 2015 for £750m), the Frogs still want us to help bail out their problem.

Not only is it part state-owned, but there are some private investors too, most of whom enjoyed sizable profits when Eurostar was running to capacity pre-covid. But now of course its become a taxpayer’s problem and the French seem to think we should bail the fuckers out while seeing next to nothing in return!

No doubt the Jellyfish will wobble and hand over a billion or two. Not that the Frogs will be any more grateful – they still see us as a bunch of cunts, and will probably send over a few hundred dinghies by return

Cunts

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-uk-and-france-urged-to-lifeline-for-struggling-eurostar-12193785

Nominated by: Technocunt

And seconded by mikdys with this:

Let them go bust and buy the trains off the Administrator for €1. What we ought to do.
No doubt we’ll bail them out and put another couple of points on the new National Property Tax to pay for it (plenty of grannies out there who need their houses less than the Frogs need perpetually bailing out!).

We used to fight the Frogs but now we kowtow to them. Never mind a war we couldn’t even take our fishing rights back in a peaceful negotiation.

This country is f*cked!

These pieces of cunt are everywhere and in most cunts pockets…beeping away, feeding information to whoever Google and Apple want to sell it to and generally making their owners think they are important and actually need the piece of cunt phone.

The world was fine and things got done before these evil cunt machines came to be the norm and nowadays the things will try and take your life over unless you tell it not to.
Google used to be for email and browsing porn, nowadays you have to have a Google account to enable the phone to work properly.

Factor in the fact these phones enable the selfie and mobile twatter, cuntbook and instacunt bellends to bother the world with their uninteresting shite makes these things the devil.

Ban all smartphones and make every cunt have one of those dial up home phones.
Excuse any spelling mistakes…this was written on my Sony Xperia smartphone that remembers all the wrong spellings.
Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

The self-appointed world football’s governing body FIFA, headquartered in that well-known center of football dynamism, Zurich, says players who compete in a proposed European Super League will be barred from Fifa competitions. It added that its six confederations, including Uefa, located in another football-mad Swiss city, Nyon, would not recognize any such competition.

Personally I think there are far too many European competitions around these days and have no view on this proposal but I hate how a corrupt outfit like FIFA is still allowed to run the show unchallenged.

It uses football as a money machine and even trademarked the World Cup as a FIFA brand that has nothing to do with sport but is a lucrative industry that brings in a fortune and allows football “administrators” to line their pockets. Trips to Zurich and Nyon are also handy to help the FIFA members from obscure Asian, African and Caribbean places that don´t even have football pitches to top up their Swiss bank accounts.

The previous FIFA boss, Josef Blatter, resigned after facing charges related to bribery and corruption and has been banned from FIFA activities. He is alleged to have given bribes to guess who? None other than Michel Platini, when he was head of Uefa.

Maybe football needs a Kerry Packer type steamroller to come in and shake it all about.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55749730

I have always been a social smoker, you know when your aaaaht and abaaaaaht getting pissed etc it’s nice having a cigarette or smoking a spliff when at home etc. I’ve always been able to stop quite easily and have proudly boasted to not being addicted to nicotine to all the 70 a day cunts.

Anyways I’ve been smoking up the weed lately with all the lockdown bollocks and nowhere being open for one to go and enjoy one’s self and chat up a lady etc. Not wanting to turn into some kind of permanently mashed cunt I’ve decided to stop the weed smoking, and I’ve not really bothered smoking many cigarettes.

It’s been a cunt, cunt and cunt. I’ve felt like killing some cunt yesterday and I’m fed up with bored cunt friends bothering me with endless WhatsApp shite to ‘laugh’ at, people phoning me with nothing to say, slow cunts on the road, Covid 19 bollocks everywhere and my girlfriend phoning me to go on abaaaaaht fucking Covid 19, eating takeaway,

days getting dark at 4pm, having to get aaaht of bed in the morning, thinking I’d rather have a wank rather than see my girlfriend, not much option of finding a new girlfriend with all this lockdown cuntishness, having weed, cigarettes and rizla staring at me and trying not to ‘skin up’,

spending half an hour trying to find something interesting to watch on Netflix or Amazon, and the list goes on.

Nevermind summer’s on the way and we might be able to meet a friend in the middle of some country field to say hello whilst wearing a Haz mat suit due to the new mutant strain that’s come aaaht of some shithole.

Not that I follow the rules but as you may have gathered I am pissed off and fed up.
Is there still a suicide pool on is a cunt? Someone nominate me.

Go fuck yourselves… and then go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

I honestly didn’t know this place even existed, until yesterday, when the BBC reported that the above centre was deemed ‘inadequate’.

First off, what a fucking waste of tax payers money. My mate is a paramedic and he’s constantly telling me how poorly funded the ambulance service is, a service that is in place specifically to help save people’s lives and we don’t prioritise it for funding. Yet, we have a clinic who’s only purpose is to pander to demented kids who want attention. Fuck off! Also, because it’s been deemed inadequate, we’ll no doubt be pouring more money down the proverbial tranny drain.

What are we doing?! Honestly, what country would even have this as an entity when we’re constantly told the NHS doesn’t have enough money in the first place.

I’m sure there will be the woke brigade, saying that little Timmy wanting to remove his spuds and be called Tammy, is just as important as George who’s having a cardiac arrest because he’s read there’s a clinic for gender confused teenagers.

Fucking cunts!

Nominated by: elcuntio 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55723250