The Open Labour Group.

The Open Labour Group. And Lisa Nandy.

The OLG recently released a “report” (fantasy story) in which it was suggested that the British Army be replaced with a “gender balanced, Human Security Corps”. This Corps, rather than defending the nation would “dampen down violence rather intervene on one side or the other”.

Fuck. Me. Backwards. These people, Nandy including, have the IQ of a pull along duck on wheels.

Chamberlain tried to “dampen down violence” back in 1939, look how that turned out. Tens of millions dead and a large part of the world, including Britain, reduced to ruins. THAT is what wokery does. Can you imagine these fuckers trying to take on the Taliban? They would literally be sent back in pieces.

You’d think with her form, Nandy would have learned to keep her mouth shut. Just a couple of months ago, she was taking fire for criticising Johnson after he slammed the scum who defaced Churchill’s statue. And that’s not even the first time this cretin, who looks like she puts her makeup on with a paint brush, has drawn attention for her dipshit views. The Abbottapotomus must be getting worried, her crown as the dumbest politician in the UK has some real competition.

Put 100 of these “Human Security Corps” muppets up against 10 squaddies, and the squaddies would massacre them. They wouldn’t even need weapons. They could batter them to death with pillows. And this is yet another reason I despise the Leftwaffe. They have the combined IQ of a donkey’s fart.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1388273/labour-news-lisa-nandy-latest-army-security-force-woke-winston-churchill-statue-boris-john

Treatment of the Elderly


How we treat the elderly is an absolute fucking disgrace.

Not just in the last 12 months. Don’t get me wrong, that has been and continues to be shameful and a national disgrace, but before Covid19/Agenda 21.

Some people offload their folks into a care home as soon as possible and then forget about them, hoping to get their grubby mitts on the inheritance.

Some of the staff in care homes robbing and abusing the people they are supposed to be looking after.

(Example news story provided by the wonderful Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

Bethnal Green police

This if fucking poetry. According to the Guido Fawkes site, 31 officers from Bethnal Green police station are facing Kung Flu fines of up to £200 each, for having brought a hairdresser into their station to cut their hair. This is currently under investigation because it happened two weeks ago. I wonder how many of those plods have given out fines to those breaching the rules over the past fortnight? All of them I’ll bet.

I hate hypocrisy. I hate a lot of things, but hypocrisy is in the top ten. Here’s what local policing commander Detective Chief Superintendent Marcus Barnett said:

“It is deeply disappointing and frustrating that my officers have fallen short of the expectation to uphold Covid-19 regulations. Although officers donated money to charity as part of the haircut, this does not excuse them from what was a very poor decision. I expect a lot more of them. It is right therefore, officers should each face a £200 fine, as well as misconduct action for those two who organised this event. Quite rightly, the public expect police to be role models in following the regulations which are designed to prevent the spread of this deadly virus. I hope this action proves that police are not immune to enforcement of the rules, and we are prepared as an organisation to take action if we see officers have behaved irresponsibly.”

This should not have happened in the first place. Hairdressers have been closed for months, and many people have been forced to turn to DIY haircutting, or just letting it grow. Given that a lot of cops look like they’ve been dragged through a rubbish tip these days, most of us wouldn’t notice anyway.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/bethnal-green-police-station-lockdown-fine-haircuts-b901216.html

Gordon Brown [20]


One-eyed Scottish cunt (no offence intended in any of these words cos they are all simply descriptors) and failed 5-minute stand-in PM, Gordon Brown, has just said that the U.K. “runs the risk of becoming a failed state” unless it rejoins the EU.
Nobody cared a fuck for any of his bewildered dog shit burbling when he was actually in the public (one) eye. Why does he think anybody gives a fuck now?
Hey Gordon. Guess what. Nobody cares what you think; and everybody thinks your a cunt.

Nominated by: Brian Stoat

Dead Pool [199]

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who notches up his first dead pool hit by picking correctly George Schultz also known as George P Schultz.The P being short for Pratt.Schultz was 100 and was Secretary of State for Ronald Reagan and Treasury Secretary under Richard Nixon.

On to Deadpool 199.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Marty Schottenheimer
Dai Davies
Carlos Menem
Paul Canoville