A biohazard level-5, snotted pocket tissue cunting for the science of virology – guesses as to what inspired this nom on a clean tissue please!
Climatology has now been knocked off my top spot for the ‘biggest load of wank in a white lab coat’, thanks to the modern marvels of the psuedoscientific voodoo science known as virology. No doubt you’re already thinking, ‘didn’t virology help Karl with his bumder disease diagnosis?’, or, ‘it helped my mate Wogindishu in Botswanna with his terminal diagnosis!’.
It might come as a surprise that given our current situation, which is predicated on the existence of a virus, that no one has actually proven the existence of it scientifically. Wait, what? That sounds like tinfoil territory! Yeah, and it gets worse. The same flaw can be demonstrated with several other notable hysteria driven episodes: Swine Flu, Avian Flu, SARS, BSE, Polio, and the infamous HIV. The word ‘isolation’ apparently has a different dictionary definition to a virologist. Ask him to show you a clear image of the virus and all you’ll get in return is CGI graphics, or a black-and-white electron microscope image that looks about as coherent as a TV screen to a hobo after a bottle of whiskey.
Whilst the media were mesmerising you with hysteria like a cheap street magician, his mate virology was busy nabbing all your wallets. The amount of taxes pocketed by these shysters is in the trillions now. For the research into non-existent viruses, and then selling drugs back to the public that inevitably cause the damage they claim to solve e.g. Tamiflu for influenza was stockpiled in the UK and USA at considerable cost, before any efficacy was even proven, and before they realized it caused an increase in hallucinations and suicidal ideation. This has happened repeatedly in both viral research and associated drug research; no control groups, no double-blind placebo trials, conflicts of interest, etc.
They also have a habit of inspiring mass culling. Our infamous Neil Ferguson, an epidemiologist (virology’s bastard brother) with his Diane Abbott level of miscalculation, helped contribute to the frenzy over several potential epidemics, including BSE which led to the destruction of millions of cows. A necessary evil you might assume, but perhaps not when other potential causes of the disease are excluded.. such as putting an incredibly toxic organophosphate, Phosmet, on the necks of cattle for example. The toxic effects of substances are often overlooked in favour of a mythical virus that can’t be seen e.g. DDT and Lead Arsenate are linked with Polio.
If any cunters are interested in seeing how the magic trick works I’d recommend looking into the methodolgy of viral isolation, characterisation and detection using PCR.
Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty
