Another week, yet another apology to James Hewitt’s brave little soldier, or the threat of another prosecution. Jim’s boy, the Prince of Snowflakes, is forever having his delicate little feelings hurt and his wife deeply upset over some piece of tittle tattle over the little prats life.

It’s the Mail Online this week:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55888361

Nearly every day, it seems, somebody upsets the little bastard, but as he no longer lives in Britain why does he worry so much. We all have our own opinion of the little shitstain, no matter how many newspapers write cheques for him. He is a greedy grasping little cunt, no better than a ponce in a Parisian pissoir.

It is a pity any newspaper continues to give the little wanker the oxygen of publicity – for no marks like him there is only one thing worse than be written about, and that is not being written about. Let him sink to the obscurity he so richly deserves.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Nazis are cunts. Goes without saying.

Funnily enough they were defeated utterly in 1945 and the the British Army on the Rhine stood there for 40 years to make sure they never came back.

Guess what, apparently that didn’t work.. Now they are everywhere for some reason.

So if you like freedom of speech, a free exchange of ideas and thought and you think men are not women you’re a Nazi. Who knew this was what the Nazis were all about.

Maybe we should have not bothered with all the blood and treasure.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

I would like to cunt the word “Obviously” please.

In relation to its over use in sentences mainly by the yoof of today but I’ve noticed it in adults lately to my great concern.

An example quoted from a 18 year old lass at work.
“well I obviously said to him she shouldn’t turn up so late and as she obviously leaves work at 1 she should have been on time“

No love it is not obvious she leaves at 1 because I don’t fucking know the silly bint!!!

This word is shoehorned in everywhere and I even caught myself saying it once for which I cunted myself. Oh she’s back from lunch I wonder what other obvious shit she is going to tell us now.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Back in 1970 I worked for the BBC for several months. My immediate manager addressed me by my christian name and I was expected to address him as “Sir”. I was informed that the shortfall in the BBC’s income relative to it’s expenditure was nothing to be concerned about. I was also told not to expect to be sent on OBs (outside broadcasts) if I did not dress smartly.

In 2019 I worked in Broadcasting House for a short period as a contractor. I only saw one person in the building who wore a tie and he was NOT the DG. I saw managers who wore their hair in a bun, had beards of which the average vagrant would be ashamed and turned up in jeans with the knees torn out. Many of the windows sported large semi-circles consisting of the colours of the spectrum which I understand to be a symbol used by propagators of equality for homosexuals.

Further thoughts; guess the point I am making is the way the BBC changed from “auntie BBC” which I think most people would have regarded as being a right wing institution into a far left PC brigade. Certainly not a change for the better I think most people would agree.

Nominated by Arfur Brain

(Ordinarily, a nom about the BBC would be moved to the dedicated BBC link here. But this an exception as it’s from someone who has actually worked for these cunts – DA)

Murderers on death row are cunts.

Now this seems obvious, I know, but I have been watching a Netflix series ‘I am a Killer’ (Someone has to do it!). I am now on the second series or, as the Yanks call it, Season 2.

The thing that struck me from early on was that, despite having been caught, tried, and found guilty, the cunts involved broadly describe their heinous crimes in similar cuntish ways. They run along these lines ‘I remember that day blah, blah…I remember walking into the room blah, blah…I don’t remember what happened next but I looked around and there he/she was…’ The bit they never seem to remember is the bit where they stabbed someone 27 times (yes that was one of them who stabbed his poor grand parents to death). Others remember having guns that ‘just went off’ shooting someone in the back of the head as they knelt begging for their life, and so on.

Is this a matter of perceived realities changing for some people, and at certain times? (Locke held something along these lines, I think). Or is it just cunts trying to avoid the moral responsibility for their crimes? Fucked if I know, but I do know they are CUNTS.

For more on these perplexing questions there is always Theodore Dalrymple’s excellent book ‘The Knife Went In.’

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea