Dead Pool [201]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly picked former Welsh National Goalkeeper Dai Davies who has died from cancer aged 72.Davies as well as achieving 52 caps for Wales also played for Everton Wrexham and Swansea City over a 17 year professional career.

On to Dead Pool 201.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Gerd Müller
Sir Michael Cullen
Gunther Von Hagens
Paddy Doherty
Ryan O`Neal

Matt Hancock (3)

(This cunt has to be on drugs to think up this fucked-up idea, hence the pic – DA)

Matt Hancock has gone full mental, and therefore, given his high office, is a high cunt.

The new 10 year prison term for lying, is the latest and most deranged of his schemes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56007798

His boss, the Johnson cunt, has been obsessing about the need to keep variant strains under control and this is Hancock’s response.

So, lying is now considered on a par with burglary with intent to commit rape, and sexual assaults on children. That will be good news for the child rape gangs, to see their activities put firmly into context by the government.

With lockdown now a permanent fixture – still no end date despite so-called success of the so called-vaccine programme, protests banned, and parliament and the patsy MSM doing nothing, how long is it before Hancock decides the death penalty is justified to keep people safe, and we have the Johnson cunt on TV telling us that “the end is in sight”, “Just a final push” “largely free by next Christmas”?

The words of Johnson’s beloved role model, Winston Churchill, when asked his views on Hitler, might accurately sum up Hancock “The man is a mustachioed nut job. A total bellend. In short, a fucking cunt.”*

*Some paraphrasing used.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Institutional Racism.

Below a BBC report (inevitably)

‘Black people over the age of 80 were half as likely as their white peers to have been vaccinated against Covid by 13 January, a large study suggests.

And the reason for this?

Ignorance?
Stupidity?
Primitive cultural values and practices?

Wrong.
Birmingham-based business owner Tru Powell told BBC Radio 5 Live of a “lack of trust between the government and people of colour”.
“People of colour have been subject to institutionalised racism within the healthcare system,” she said.
“We are five times more likely to be detained under the Mental Health Act and four times more likely to die in childbirth.”

Yes, it’s our fucking fault. Despite all the efforts to persuade these cunts to accept the jab, it’s our fault.
5 times more likely to be detained under the MH Act because it is known that these cunts are prone to breakdowns. And fucking violence it should be noted.
5 times more likely to die in child birth? Is it being suggested that medics discriminate? Or might primitive cultural values and practices be involved. Again. Not to mention the number of fucking kids these cunts have.
Also no mention of language, female discrimination by ethnic males or fucking babyfather culture.

I am fucking sick of this country being accused of this bullshit, institutional and cultural racism, aided and abetted by the fucking BBC.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

…and on a slightly different tangent from the Cunstable

Black bullshit. Below courtesy of the BBC:-

‘A scientist working on the Oxford-AstraZeneca Covid-19 vaccine says he hopes he can inspire other people from black and ethnic minority backgrounds to realise their own life-saving dreams.’

He is black. He is a scientist. Good man.
However he is one of a very small minority of black scientists. He is not representative of the stabby, rappy, violent cunts. He is an exception.
So why the fuck is he held up as a saviour amongst the predominantly Asian and white scientists, world wide, working on this?

Answers on a postcard to:
BLM
BBC
NW1

Ungrateful Asylum Seekers

A, I hope you have umbrellas ? ☂ ☔️ cunting please Admin for ungrateful “Asylum seekers”!

Once again another bunch of these sneaky unscrupulous vermin (Napier Barracks, Kent) have decided to burn down their own living quarters in what is now a very common trick to try and jump the queue and due legal process to get a house.

What action would I take if I was the Home Secretary? I hope you have coats, hats and umbrellas because you’re going to get fucking wet and fucking cold you stupid ungrateful cunts. Oh and by the way, if your applications are accepted you now automatically go straight to the bottom of the queue by default for you criminal damage!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-55863081

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

Gay Blokes and Surrogate Mothers

What is the process for this? Do they flip a coin, cum in a bucket and mix it around with a big stick?

I just feel sorry for the children getting bullied at school.

What dad is going to pick you up today then? Or will it be Raul Paul on a Friday?

Dad, can you play football with me? Sure some right after I fucked daddy up the arse and I’ve shaved my legs. By the way, we are dumping you later for a sweaty night at the men’s steam room, you might get to suck on some tits with your child minder.

What cunts.

I pity the women who allow this to happen to be honest, morals of sewer rats allowing a living human grown in you to chuck it away.

Source: https://www.brilliantbeginnings.co.uk/surrogacy-for-male-same-sex-parents/

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man