MISTER Potato Head (No, not Tom Hanks!)

After spending 15 minutes writing up a perfect nom for Brighton Health Service and their insane “chest feeding” shit; only to see somebody else’s nom take the hit spot and mine not appear at all; I’m tempted to nominate admin as a cunt and say fuck you.
However…
This morning’s news story re the rebranding of Mr (that’s MISTER!!!) Potato Head, into a non-binary Potato Freak is so far beyond the pale, I simply have to!

What the cunting fuck us wrong with these people?! It’s a fucking anthropomorphised fucking vegetable for fucking fuck sake! It’s not REAL! You dozy fucking woke CUNTS!!!
Toy Story 5 will be lovely for the kids though eh. Buzz Lightfoot havi g a strangle wank dressed as a ballerina; Woody and his cowgirl swapping clothes to experience the other point of view, that pig character getting pegged by the kid’s Mum. And all the merch will have to be adequately accessorised of course.

It’s a shame Covid is on the way out. I can’t make up my mind if I want it to take them or me.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56200811
CUNTS

Nominated by: Brian Stoat 

 

Seconded by: Cuntybollocks 

Hasbro toys/Mr Potato Head

A stop the world, I want to get off cunting for toy makers, Hasbro..

Mr Potato Head will now be know as ‘Potato Head’ to promote ‘gender inclusivity.’.

Well, I though the big fuck off tache was a bit of a giveaway, but what do I know? Will he have stick on tits and fanny now?

I’m hearing that Thomas the Tank engine will also feature more female trains. Is there any end to this madness?

Action Man will be ‘Action Pansexgender’ and be wearing a tutu while walking his/their poodle onto the battlefield. Action man’s tagline on the advert will be, ‘Because on the battlefield, it’s important to look fabulous, dahhhhling!’

Half the players on Subbutteo will have tits. Barbie will have a big cock and Evil Kneivel will have both.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56200811

Barack Obama (19)

Barack Obama is a cunt for several reasons:
1) He is a cunt.
2) He won the Nobel Peace Prize without doing anything but then started several wars which had disastrous consequences, e.g. Libya.
3) He said he would close Guantanamo Bay but did not do so (so not such a bad cunt in this case – as we don’t want those dangerous peacefuls to be released).
4) He locked up the children of illegal immigrants in cages (again not such a cunt) and the Demon-crats whinge hypocritically about the Orange Man’s administration doing the same thing.
5) He selected the cunt Sleepy Joe as his VP.
6) He is a woke cunt.
7) He is married to a woke tranny who is also a cunt

However on this occasion, Barack Obama is a cunt for saying that slavery reparations are justified.

Who does he think are going to pay these reparations (honkys of course)? And to whom will these reparations be paid? Black slaves are long dead and their descendants have a better life in countries such as the US, UK and Caribbean nations than they would in the Ebola-infested shitholes of Africa.

Why doesn’t he ask the Arabs to pay proper incomes to the construction workers from the subcontinent and allow them to retain their passports? Why doesn’t he fight against slavery in Mauritania (in Africa)? Why doesn’t he make the vile human traffickers pay for the hotel bills of the boatloads of the illegals who are crossing the English Channel?

Like all of the other globalist establishment types, he wants others to pay the bills so that he, his tranny wife and their ugly offspring can keep their millions made from writing bullshit woke books.

If anybody should be paying reparations, it is this woke cunt for all the damage he caused to the world whilst he was POTUS.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/25/barack-obama-says-slavery-reparations-justified-theory/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt 

Alex Salmond (11)

Another cunting for Alex Salmond please.

The ebullient cunt is now trying to bring down Nicola Sturgeon which would normally be a good thing, but it hides a civil war within the SNP. These are people who would use the full weight of legal challenge to get their own way – at the expense of the tax payer.

Alex Salmond’s legal team already received £500k of tax payers money to keep the fat pest out of jug in a failed sexual assault court case.

I think the secret within the SNP is that he is such a fat cunt that if he couldn’t have won independence in the independence referendum then no-one else (not even Wee Jimmy Sturgeon) should have the chance. This is a very weird way for any politician to work and shows their true colours of the cult of the leader and fucking disregard for the people of Scotland. The SNP are all a bunch of traitors and should be hung, drawn and quartered. The cunts.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-56181114

NHS Heroes (14)

N.H.S “HEROS:

A nothing less than gold milk bottle top cunting please for those saints who have been our salvation for eons :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56288237

True to BBC/Labour form the nurse shown is of BAME origin, but black, white or anything in between, these people are suffering from “Bill-itis” – remember when the ITV series “The Bill” was top of the tree? – your local porker bobby would cram himself into his little police car, put on his blues and twos to dah round for his pie and mash lunch break.

Real policemen would (perhaps sub-consciously?) ape th mannrisms in the show – the clenched jaw, frequent use of words like “manor” and “sarge”, “guvnor”, “mate” “and “chummy” – just like the “real” TV policemen – though I hope the local bobby didn’t wear quite so much make-up as their TV counterparts. Now, what with Holby/Casualty etc all nurses great and small (and I have seen very few small ones) believe the hero-worship of the BBC (and Dame Keir and his little Ashworth puppy) and regard themselves as heroes.

On a Wireless 4 broadcast this morning I heard one nurse, who sounded about 12 say she was “really, really, really, REALLY disappointed” to be offered a 1% pay increase (though they have received 12% over the past three years) – other public workers pay is frozen.

Really – she sounded as if she should have been at home “nursing “her dollies. Even Conservative MP Roger Gale (not unknown for rocking the boat) thinks they should get a one off payment “a big one, preferably tax free” or a large increase. Where the fuck do they think the money is going to come from – this week a further £407 billion was pissed against the wall by Rishi.

I have no doubt Starmer would like to bankrupt us so he could sell us out to the EU or Russia. Mr. Gale just enjoys a few minutes in the newsroom spotlight.

When you go into a tough job you expect tough conditions. I am sure there are still modest nurses who do their jobs, like the old days (but sadly in trousers not nice tight short skirts and black stockings and a reliable suspender belt)

Sorry, though I agree they are (mostly) very hard working I do NOT regard people doing their jobs (uness in the armed services or fire service where they risk their lives on a daily basis) as heroes. Wimmin nurses are usually hoity-toity little things with an inflated idea of their own importance and the men are usually poofs. No wonder Labour love them so much.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by: Fuglyucker 

Nurses need a cunting i think, they are whinging about the pay rise not being big enough.
Do they not realise or havnt noticed the country is fucked financially due to the pandemic and half the country is going to be on the dole, i dont know they have had to earn their money for the first time in their careers and they want a pay rise, we clapped for them, when no one wanted to, thats as good as a payrise in my book.
so the attention seeking put upon NHS worker now wants to cash in because they had to put in some extra time the same as everyone else….boohoo cunts get in line….

…and this from Mark

A cunting is in order for the NHS.

These fuckers are now moaning that a 1% pay rise is an insult and not enough. They are the only public sector workers to be offered one. The Armed Forces have helped out a lot in this ‘crisis’ and you don’t see them winging like a little bitch.

I am getting sick of these nurses saying they are risking their lives saving others from COVID. Bullshit. How many NHS staff have actually died FROM Covid in the scheme of things?

Now they are threatening to go on strike. These nurses knew what they signed up for. Now someone has suggested that the nation stands outside for a ‘slow clap.’ Fuck off moaning and stick your slow clap right up your fucking arse. Absolute cunts.

…and another, this time from sidelineside

Nurses

What a bunch of winging cunts.

I just watch several nurses threatening to resign as a result of their 1% pay increase.

One union is calling for a slow hand clap so “disgusted” are they …………. I know they have done a great job, but no other fucker is getting a pay rise, so why should they get more.

I fell of my chair laughing when I heard the Royal College of Nursing wants 12.5% ……. If you join the army and the country goes to war, you’re in the front line buddy, cause you joined the army. Did the army get 12.5% when we went to war in Iraq. NO …………..

Did the police get a pay rise when the country burnt after the shooting of Tottenham gangster Mark Duggan, NO. …………

Hard working people’s businesses are in ruins, our children have had a year of education stolen and many on furlough will see their jobs evaporate…….

So stop winging you cunts and give me a bed bath.

Minority Influence.

I quote “Minority influence, a form of social influence, takes place when a member of a minority group influences the majority to accept the minority’s beliefs or behavior.”

I read an article on the BBC (where else) regarding Disney+ decision to add a content warning to 18 episodes of The Muppet Show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56153016

One example was having the great Johnny Cash singing in front of a confederate flag, pure symbol of racism.

Yet again this makes the assumption that the majority of people would find this offensive.

I don’t.

And I would assume that the vast silent majority either don’t find it offensive or have no opinion either way, but because we don’t immediately send Twitter into meltdown our opinion is largely ignored.

In English law there is a term called “Man on the Clapham omnibus”.

The man on the Clapham omnibus is a hypothetical ordinary and reasonable person, used by the courts in English law where it is necessary to decide whether a party has acted as a reasonable person would – for example, in a civil action for negligence.

Surely before companies decide on these things they could say to themselves, what would a reasonable persons opinion be?

Instead of listening to the rabid, BLM, woke, lefty, libtard cancel culture.

Nominated by: Uncle Monke