So the old hand waver has stated that people should ‘think about others’ and get all jabbed up. Listen, you sneakily rich hoe, I’ll decide what goes into my body thank you very much. The arrogance to even utter those words when her family are essentially gold plated parasites. Why don’t you give up one, just one, of your palaces and estates so all the veterans who fucked themselves up on your behalf, securing oil, opium, and god knows what else, can be sheltered instead of hiding in shop doorways getting pissed on and abused by the ungrateful public.

The nerve. The fucking nerve. ‘It didn’t hurt at all’. Yeah, I bet it didn’t.

This country has gone to shit, she’s kept schtum all this time, and now she has an interest in hawking emergency approved industrial garbage? Who put her up to this? The government? Gates? Someone else? She’s on someones leash that’s for sure.

Sickening. Keep your mouth shut and wave once in awhile. No one needs lectures about morality from you.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56203768

Chinky Arse-Wipes are a Cunt.

The Rinky Dinks have been following the Covid 19 science up their own arses. Apparently, Covids like to lurk longest in the back passages of their victims. Obviously this means careful monitoring is necessary to prevent the shit spreading all over the place.

Anal swabbing is now all the rage:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/27/china-starts-using-anal-swabs-test-covid-high-infection-areas

Apparently, however, the fiendish yellow cunts overstepped the mark when they shoved buds up US diplomatic pouches:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/china-uses-anal-swabs-to-test-us-diplomats-for-covid-pvhw9x80p

(Apologies to fellow cunters for the fact that The Times operates a fucking pay wall.)

The burning question seems to be how long before SAGE recommends Boris mandating arsehole inspections before attending the workplace, schools, cinemas…?

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

The WHO, again.
Yes, everyone’s favourite busybody group is giving the world the gift of its wisdom again. Not content with misleading the rest of the world on the danger of Covid, and a blatant attempt to exonerate China, as not only the source, but continues to assist them in covering up its origins, now they want the developed countries of the world who crashed their economies to buy enough vaccines to hopefully save as many of it’s citizens as possible, to give large quantities of vaccines to the third world, as they, as usual, sit on their arses with their hands out, waiting for their racist oppressors to save them again. Guaranteed this will now create another surge of migration, as they will use getting a vaccine as an excuse to invade Europe. I foresee a dinghy shortage this summer as the English Channel starts looking like the world’s biggest raft race..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9287403/WHO-slams-rich-countries-hogging-Covid-19-vaccines-WTO-demanded-UK-hand-jabs.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Family

Apparently I am a cunt.

Just had a chat with my brother.

I have a degree in Physics. He failed his first year in Physics and then got a degree in philosophy.

I then trained and studied and became a Chartered Accountant, another thing my brother failed at. Now he is qualified via the the Scottish Institute.

My brother has been a cunt to me but we are now OK.

Who’s really the cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

People who are late. I couldnt give a fuck about Covid or lockdowns but when you invite people over ( couldnt give a fuck about that either) and they are late when you have done a rib of beef its a cunt. Fuck right off, your never being invited again.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Seconded by: Cunty Gordon

My brother and his wife often turn up 30 minutes late to our mum’s house on sundays. They tell her during the week that they will be over at 2:00pm and then turn up at 2:30 without an apology or even a good explanation. So we are left waiting for 30 minutes with the roast chicken ready to go for 2:30. How hard is it to be on time in this day and age when you have a car?

I have noticed this a lot in the past few years. People are late when it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to be late, so the the truth is that they were pissing about doing something selfish. And we all have phones on us 24/7 so calling or texting that you’ll be late is effortless.