Twatter, A very personal one this. I joined signed up for an account 23 days ago, (bored shitless with the fucking lockdown). I have had my account suspended for the second time just now. How very dare they; the fucking woke lefty cunts. My crime this time? Saying that I will not support the England rugby team again until all the knee bending cunts have gone. Oh and well done to the Taffi’s both before the game and during it.

Fucking fuck fuck fuck free speech is dead. If you can be silenced for not agreeing with your team bending the cunting knee before a game the world is heading for destruction I am so mad that I am struggling to string a sentence together. Have a listen to this instead. Not really relevant but is cathartic at the moment from a personal point of view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZVu0alU0I

(Not a bad idea to nominate songs you turn to when really pissed off – NA)

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

I would like to nominate Channel 4.

These shithouses have parted company with Ant Middleton because he dare speak his mind and have an opinion on the BLM Protests and COVID. Freedom of speech is slowly being removed or to be more accurate ‘Policed.’ Fair enough if anything he said was ‘Racist’ but it wasn’t. Just because what he said didn’t fit in with the whole lefty, shithouse BLM brainwashing. It is pathetic that if you don’t agree with BLM 100% then you can be prepare to be called a ‘Racist.’ The world is going mad people. Soon enough the white voice won’t count. This really does boil my piss.

https://news.sky.com/story/ant-middleton-leaves-sas-who-dares-wins-after-personal-conduct-discussions-with-channel-4-12233387

Fuck off Channel 4.

Nominated by: Mark 

All hail this Nigerian woman who has become head of the World Trade Organization which aims to encourage international commerce by removing trade barriers.

Isn´t good to know that it is now in the hands of someone from a country that is synonymous with corruption, financial scams, violence and, for good measure, an Islamic terrorist group that specializes in kidnapping schoolgirls?

She is a former Nigerian finance minister and one of her greatest triumphs was managing a debt write-off of US$ 18 billion. Tough luck if you were one of those patsies who had loaned Nigeria any money.

Although she is a proud Nigerian and goes in for tribal trappings and costumes, she is also an American citizen. Having a Green Card is always useful for citizens of places like Nigeria.
(US Citizenship and being a “green card” holder are two different things – before anyone comments I’ll save you the trouble – NA)

Anyway, she can´t be any worse than her predecessor, a Brazilian nonentity who achieved nothing in his term of office. Brazil is one of the most protected markets in the world. When I was there I once thought of buying a camera that was not available locally but gave up the idea when I saw that the import taxes amounted to twice the cost of the product itself.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/28/gary-lineker-race-row-fried-chicken-walkers-advert/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr&onwardjourney=tgt-156–variation

Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.

Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

HM Coastguard service needs a finger wagging at….

They have issued advice about the dangers of camping close to a cliff edge, to a family camping right on a cliff edge, a cliff edge that has had previous subsidence problems, I may add.

The family concerned, a man 30, women 27 and child (age not given) have now been given a fine by plod for breaching lockdown rules too, for
travelling a fair distance to go camping on this cliff edge in the first place.

Why am I finger wagging in the general direction of HM Coastguard you ask? Well firstly, take a look at the pictures of this tent and its actual position on the cliff edge! Then secondly, because they should have left this stupid fucking family there and let nature take its course. Sounds harsh? Because of the child? Well yes but the cynical side of me thinks the poor child growing up with such halfwitted parents probably doesn’t stand much of a chance anyway.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-56239268

If plod used their imagination there are probably some sort of child endangerment charges they could use to give these clueless ‘parents’ a dose of suck on that too, for good measure as well! However the cynical side of me doubts they’ll bother, probably too much paperwork,

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell