Vandals [4]


Vandals are mindless cunts.

This poor sod Tony Foulds has looked after a memorial to American airmen in Sheffield for years. I understand, as a kid he watched the plane fly overhead and crash into nearby woods. He was convinced the pilot wanted to avoid him and lost his and the crews lives. As a tribute he’s tended a memorial for donkeys years as a tribute to the brave airmen that fought in the war.

Well all know it was a lovely hot day yesterday and the park where the memorial is was rammed with cunts drinking and generally fucking around. Some utter depraved wanker(s) have chose to damage this memorial leaving the poor old bugger in tears.

I absolutely despair at some people, words fail me. What can these toe-rags possibly get from doing that? They need to be made to repair the damage then put in the stocks on a busy market day with a sign saying ‘I’m a cunt, I damaged a precious memorial for no reason, feel free to throw shit at me and kick me in the bollocks’ then jail for a while whilst they contemplate their pathetic existence.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/i-just-cant-understand-some-people-tony-foulds-devastated-after-vandals-damage-mi-amigo-memorial-3185629

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Amigo_memorial

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious

Inflation

Inflation is a real cunt.

A quarter of all the money borrowed (printed) by the United States since 1776 has been done over the past year. Let that sink in!

We are heading for inflation and a crash of unimaginable proportions. The only way out will be war, with China. Think that involves tanks and nuclear weapons? Think again. Its switching off the internet, gps systems, your food distribution etc.

All over a man made virus cooked up in a Wuhan lab  and grasped upon by the Democrat party to get rid of a single sitting President.

The left are cunts of unimaginable proportions. Its always unimaginable until in reality the bodies pile up. Again. And again.

Nominated by: smugcunt 

and supported with empirical data by mikdys

Here’s a link to 7.24 trillion dollars worth, and increase of 2.93 trillion dollars in 8 months!

https://www.statista.com/topics/6441/quantitative-easing-in-the-us/#topicHeader__wrapper

I fear we are heading back to the 70’s with rampant inflation and mega interest rates both used as “tools” to repay the “Covid debt”. If you are in secure employment with no mortgage you’ll be OK. Otherwise, it’s gonna hurt!

(Add to that Biden signing off on a $1.8tn (£1.3tn) stimulus package, from his Magic Money Tree – DA)

Siân Berry (2)

Sian Berry, Mayor of Londonistan candidate.

We all know the rat-faced runt son of bus driver, Suckdick Khan is a useless grandstanding cunt and is seeking re-election for mayor of our glorious capital but he has got some competition in the shape of Green Party wacko, Sian Berry.

Berry has set a target of zero murders in London within ten years if she were to be elected. Zero murders, really? How are the aspiring architects, engineers or talented footballers going to get “respekt” on the street if they can’t stab a rival and send a message?

This kale munching wet wipe is as useless as Anne Franks drum kit, she can make whatever Jackanory bullshit promises she likes because she will never have to deliver on them. She also wants zero deaths on London’s roads within ten years too as well as the usual carbon neutral soundbites, no mention on the litter, foreign beggars, third world ghettos or the lack of English identity, alas.

Fuck me, no murders, no road deaths, the only people left dying in London will be cunts of old age waiting to save a deposit to live in a £500,000 shoebox.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56652222

Emily Ratajkowski

(Thought you’d like to wake up to this nomination – NA)

Emily Ratajkowski is a cunt, isn’t she.

Who’s this London-born model and why is she being nominated?
Is it because:

• she said last year that she fears giving birth to a “white male.”

• she supports the BLM racists and wants to defund the police.

• she said, “I’ve known far too many white men who move through the world unaware of their privilege, and I’ve been traumatized by many of my experiences with them.”

• she said while pregnant that the child will, “choose its own gender when it reaches the age of eighteen.”

• she said while pregnant, “Whatever genitalia our child might be born with….. we ultimately have no idea who is growing inside my belly.”

It was a surprise to many of this woke lefty’s woke lefty followers when, after giving birth, she announced, “It’s a beautiful boy.” Funny how quickly human nature kicks in, isn’t it? Bypassing all the abstruse woke “facts” on gender and the labyrinth of nonsense through which you have navigate.

If she were going out with me I’d insist I wasn’t her “boy”-friend, nor her sugar “daddy”. They’re crude and offensive. I’d insist I was her Fuck Buddy.

If she didn’t like it, she could boycott me.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Absolutely Super!

Super as an adverb.

For my sins, I like watching cycling but I cannot abide by the use of super as an adverb. ‘This climb is super super steep.’ No, you cunt. It’s extremely steep. ‘I’m super excited to have won.’ No, you cunt. You’re very excited. I don’t know how this shit started but how do we end it?

https://www.facebook.com/1709781769283370/posts/super-excited-to-be-heading-away-to-europe-tomorrow-for-9-weeks-of-training-and-/2074502872811256/

Fuck off.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(My fellow admins and I are super excited about this nom! – DA)