A Three R’s – oir should that be three arse? – cunting please for Edukashon secretary Gavin Williamson, who, in an effort to push the country further into bankruptcy has announced he is pissing £10 million against the wall for “behaviour hubs”:-

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/gavin-williamson-phone-ban-schools-lack-discipline-order-b928198.html?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_content_recirculation_with_ads

What a fucking wanker!. How does he think this will work? – the reason behaviour is so bad at school is usually down to lax parenting and the fact that schools are impotent because they cannot apply “discipline”, because there is no ultimate sanction – i.e. the cane.

The only thing loudmouthed bullies are scared of is six of the best – anything else they will laugh at. Why spend £10 million on a scheme even that halfwit must know won’t work?. It is another meaningless gesture.

It might also help if Parliament, when all the scum get back there, stop behaving like unruly 12 year olds.

Perhaps the only punishment that might work would be for the most obnoxious girl or boy in each class be made to stand in an airless cupboard with a pair of AnalEase’s soiled bloomers over his or her head – the pair due for their monthly wash complete with juicy piss stains and skid marks. That would be more painful than even six of the best. (Unless you were our resident CC or RTC – DA)

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Captain Tom’s family are greedy cunts.

It appears what he did was not enough. Now these greedy cunts want another challenge. I am sure his daughter has something to do with the charity where she makes a tidy sum. I could be wrong but either way fuck off with this sanctimonious, virtue signalling bollocks.

Most people have been affected by the pandemic and don’t/can’t give money as they may not have enough just to get by.

Please fuck off and stop making up shite challenges. Your time is over. FUCK OFF.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56641436

Nominated by: AsItIs 

and seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I will second this one.

You might have know the parasites would circle poor old Sir Tom like starved Buzzards round a dying pie gorged Priti Patel.

This is the issue you see and just like the Clap for Cunts women, once they get a taste of fame, they just need more, like a drug really.

I have changed my mind on the whole Sir Tom thing, he was a mighty fine fellow but I got this muddled with all the flesh eating worms and publicity seekers surrounding him.

I hope these tit swingers will soon be forgotten but Tom remembered. I want that Tom action figure of the old cunt circling his veg patch and I want it now.

RIP Tom

Yes, that’s right the can of drink called Vimto. Yeuch.

Who buys this and why is it a thing? How do they make money from this hideous stuff? Must be money laundering. Think of all the other drinks out there, Cream of Soda, Lemonade, anything but Vimto.

I don’t even buy soft drinks anymore but was just watching Usain Bolt do a taste test on You Tube which involved Vimto and I remembered the sad day when I was 11 and tried the stuff and spat it out.

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

A fit for a queen cunting for yet another closet poofter, Grayling, who has compared piles of debris, rubbish and beer cans to both Brexit AND those who voted for it:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1417745/Brexit-news-Rejoiner-A-C-Grayling-rubbish-picture-Leave-voters-sparks-row

Perhaps the silly old cunt has refused his Covid vaccinations, or else he has had both and doesn’t give a fuck about all the poor sods in Europe, who have not yet had even one, thanks to the fuck-ups perpetrated by Von Leyen, Napoleon Macron and Adolf Merkel,.

Just like Anthony Blair, who likes to be known as “Tony” to give an illusion of popularity, long disputed, so up their own arse snobby queens like Grayling like to give the illusion of great learning by using just their initials (A.C. probably stands for Alice Charlotte) – usually entirely spurious, like my old headmaster of many decades ago, a snivelling wreck of an old cunt, who was in a race between retirement and the Delirium Tremens. (The DTs won by a short head btw).

Who does this old fucker think he is impugning the characters of the 17 million people plus who don’t agree with him. It would have been bad enough before the Covid fuck-up and the temper tantrums of Von Leyen and co, now he looks a weak foolish old man, and by the look of him, he is in the first stages of Alzheimer’s, if his memory span is so short. Sack the old shitstain.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs