I would like to cunt that fucking disrespectful bitch Karen Geier a wannabe journalist who had something published in the Guardian ONCE .

On hearing of Prince Philip’s peaceful demise the cunt tweeted
“ deeply saddened to hear that it was peaceful. He deserved so much more (pain)”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9457537/Guardian-disowns-writer-trolled-Duke-Edinburgh.html

Well I for one would like to give the evil jam rag an insight into real (pain). Firstly I would plunge my hand right up her cunt, grab hold of her cervix and pull down hard so that all her baby-making bits would be inside out.

For dessert I would fist her bumhole using the whole length of my arm and drag her filthy guts out together with her spleen.

While the cunt is lying there with her unapologetic sneer I’d wipe the smile off her face by shitting on it and pissing in her eyes….whist calling her names.

Nominated by: cuntator 

Recycling centre staff are all cunts. I’ve known this for sometime but today confirmed this. Some over zealous bin man gave me a bollocking for turning up 10 minutes early. Treated me like some sort of idiot for not knowing where to put an old microwave oven and took great pleasure in charging me four quid to dump a bag of soil. They seem to thrive on the power of watching some old boy struggling to lift something out of his boot and say “Not allowed to help, health and safety. well how about this, you work in a fucking tip you fuckwit and you work here for a reason, you sir are a cunt. Now help me get this fridge freezer out me boot and fuck off.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

Stupid mother fuckers are cunts, you know the fuck monkeys I mean, cunts who do shit like this….

Man found unconscious in the sea at Tenby after tombstoning off cliff
A 23-year-old was unconscious and stopped breathing after leaping from the cliff.

Next thing you know his family will be crowd funding for an electric wheel chair and a 24 hour carer to wipe veggie boys runny arse.

That’s assuming natural selection doesn’t sort the cunt out and the stupid fucker lives…..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56705474

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

A Z-list “don’t you know who I am?” cunting please for this decrepit “sex symbol” of the 1990s who got where she did by showing her tits off in tabloid newspapers and low rent TV shows, and opening her legs for the “right” people. Like that other plastic media whore, Stacey Solomon, she has long since ceased to pretend she has talent, and relies on stupid stunts to keep her name and face in the press -usually when they have something to sell.

This time the bargain basement scrubber claims she was “spat” at by a minicab driver:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9463421/Myleene-Klass-burst-tears-Uber-driver-SPAT-Smooth-Radio-shift.html

Isn’t it funny that, just like Slaggy Solomon (the one they call La Gob) Klass has a brand new range of clothing she wishes you to know about?. Klass thinks she has class, but it is something she will never have, even, if unlike Solomon, she doesn’t sell “her” tat through Primark.

Both wimminz share remarkably similar lifestyles – each has several children by different fathers, and are permanently “engaged” to men who are meant to be the ideal daddy for the babies. In truth, the men are after a cheap fuck and the honour of being mentioned in despatches. There must be less demeaning ways to get a blow job.

Perhaps ITV should give them one final TV show where they could wrestle each other with chainsaws – a final chance to see their gaping arseholes and plastic tits, and worn out gashes. “The Queen of the Clunge” – introduced, of course, by Phillip Schofield.

They could even have a special viewers prize – a night out with the winner, followed by a day at the clap clinic.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

If you are concerned about the roll out of the COVID passport and the possible restrictions for not having one then look no further than the Caribbean Island or St. Vincent.

The island’s volcano is at the point of eruption. It has been belching out ash and rocks for many days. Although the volcano is in the North of the island, the streets in the south are deep in ash. Houses have collapsed under the weight of the debris which has now spread to neighbouring islands. Today, cruise ships turned up to evacuate people from areas in critical danger, taking them to various other islands.

But only if they have had a covid vaccine. The ones that haven’t can go fuck themselves. St. Lucía stepped up to the plate and took some of these desperate unvaccinated people to their island, but they will have to be vaccinated on arrival. The fact remains that although scientists are totally convinced about the benefits of the vaccine they cannot agree on whether a vaccinated person can still spread the virus. It is therefore clear to me that the vaccine has not been fully tested. The vaccinated people from St. Vincent who were allowed to board the cruise ships could possibly spread the virus just as quickly as the unvaccinated people left behind, but perhaps more smugly.

This demonstrates the future of travel and social interaction. Vaccinated people having privileges that unvaccinated people are not allowed, but everyone having to still wear masks and keep social distancing because everyone can potentially spread the virus.

The madness continues.

https://www.businessinsider.com/st-vincent-volcano-cruise-ship-evacuation-only-for-vaccinated-2021-4

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter