Why do Americans love the words “ass” and “shit”? Why has it gone from being a physical to a metaphysical part of their lives? I´ve just watched a Netflix series of “Suits”, now best known because it was the debut for the Black Princess Meghan who is not at all black but let´s not go into that here.

It´s quite well written but every episode has a scene in which someone is told to “move your ass”, “watch your ass”, “shake your ass”, “kick ass” etc. It doesn´t stop there because it is accompanied by “shit” as in “I don´t give a shit”, “take your shit and go”, “shit happens” and, most eloquent of all, “shit, shit, shit”.

Tut, tut, tut. What would George Washington say?

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Phone camera bad Samaritans

In this age of smartphones everyone basically can record video. This can be good to show wars/protests that the media don’t want you to know about and I’m not talking about that.

https://youtu.be/9OHRbH6PC_Q

I’m talking about things like this. You’ll find dozens of the things on the net. People happy to record and watch, even cheer on fights and muggings and do nothing even though they’re RIGHT THERE and could help stop it but they don’t. Instead they upload the shit for views and ‘cred’ most of the time.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits 

I nominate ‘Professor Green” you know him – that cutting edge dude, the voice of the yoof. Super cool rapper, up wiv the kids, tough upbringing. Tattooed to shite, been stanley bladed to fuck on the streets.

No. This piece of dog shit is a sell out, an arsewipe of monstrous proportions. Just like the rest of them when the establishment and the mainstream “comes a knockin” with a few quid, and household recognition.

I have an idea that maybe he will be the next presenter of “Antiques Cockshow” or “Have I got some dog shit in my attic for you.”

Fuck the creep. And here’s hoping he gets the gig for some morning daytime shit TV somewhere, with ‘light in his loafers Schofield’ and his creepy wandering hands.

Fuck this sellout shithouse. To hell and back.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9604225/Professor-Green-Gizzi-Erskine-reveal-threw-ultimate-post-lockdown-garden-festival.html

Nominated by: Big Mal

Did anyone else watch that bag o’shite wimminz show The Pact on AlBeeb recently? If so you were no doubt as ungratified as I was to see this hatchet-jawed actress, sorry, ‘ac-tor’, in her customary role, playing ‘Hayley Cropper’. Again.

This dreadful old munter first washed up on Coronation St as ‘TVs first transgender star’ and I’d argue that you can trace the decline in that once-great / now seldom-watched show to that ridiculous storyline. Gone were the days of Minnie and Elsie sharing some humorous gossip over a half of stout in the Rovers; ushered in were ever more ridiculously woke, sensational but improbable storylines with one of those tedious “If you’ve been affected by” messages over the end credits.

But I digress. “Red Hayley” followed the usual deluded view of actors and felt it was her civic duty to loudly proclaim the wonders of Catweazle at the last General Election, no doubt from the safety of her 5-bed property in leafy Wilmslow. I knew there and then that would clinch a few thousand votes to the Tories.

Broadchurch, Happy Valley, Morse, there it still is. Same dodgy anorak; same crappy helmet hairstyle; same professional northerner dialect; it’s Hayley Cropper / Crapper all over again. There should be one of those aforementioned Warnings at the START of the show to alert us all to this old trout’s imminent appearance.

https://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/tv/the-pact-with-julie-hesmondhalgh-releases-first-look-images-from-the-bbc-crime-drama/

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wasting time and resources at the public expense.

An investigation is to be launched into forced adoptions in the 50s 60s and early 70s.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57274323

‘Hundreds of women forced into giving up their babies for adoption have called on the prime minister to issue a government apology.
Many did not go on to have more children and have said the loss caused them to lead a lifetime of grief.
They want the UK to follow Australia, which in 2013 became the first country to apologise for forced adoptions.’

I dont underestimate the trauma this caused. But.
What is the point of this breast beating? It wasnt any present day politicians responsible. What the fuck have they to apologise for?
We get more and more of this token bullshit such as the vigil for the poor woman murdered by an animal in London. But what the fuck is the point?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble