I would like to nominate pathogens and medical science………. and no, before you ask, this is not Covid-related.

For the last 4 days I’ve had an excrutiating abscess which is now the size of a small grape under my 2nd lower molar accompanied by inflamation of the lymph node and salivary gland as well as shooting pain in the temple and ear. I’ve been giving genuine consideration to rendering my self unconscious with my housemate’s wok for pain relief.

I haven’t slept in 3 nights and the antibiotics are slow-acting but I thought that pain relief could aid me in sleeping but I was wrong…….. because I forgot that some high-IQ, mega-brained medical scientists thought it prudent to put aspirin and paracetamol in the same pills as caffeine.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink

What is only fans? (Like you pretend you don’t know already) it’s like Instagram only you pay to basically watch women get their tits out.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14355641/teen-mom-briana-dejesus-onlyfans-sucking-toes/amp/

These talented young women make thousands doing anything you like for cash and making themselves rich. Now if sad people with more money than sense and women with no morals or future view to employment wish to do that fair enough.

Then there’s this:
For a mere £10,000 you can livestream a woman giving birth. Imagine explaining to your kid in a few years that when you were born there were strangers with a niche fetish were wanking online watching.

I think this is what Alan Turing really wanted for his invention

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/pregnant-onlyfans-mum-plans-live-24092179.amp

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

I’d like to say what we are all thinking and formally move to officially ( and with a heavy heart) cunt Guido Fawkes and the ‘Order order’ website.

For many years this site was an oasis of common sense providing opportunity to speak your mind and give arsehole politicians what for in no uncertain terms. It was generally right of centre but also appreciated some well considered input from some of our left wing friends when they spoke truth unto power.

Staines himself used to boast, in response that the language used was full of sweary words like ‘cunt’ for example was simply the language you would hear in pubs up and down the country and thus simply reflected the voice of the common man.

However, as you will no doubt have noticed the tone of this site has somewhat changed over the past few years. From around 2010 when Cameron took power the site has become more and more a a platform for Conservative party arse licking.

Indeed, it is now clear the site is run by the Government for the Government. I don’t know how much Fawkes was paid or what he was threatened with but he sold out and it’s obvious as fuck.

Visit the site these days and what you will find is Government sponsored house trolls all over the place often arguing with each other when the site is quiet. The other day it appeared the whole site was engaged with rimming Boris Johnson and it was not a pretty site.

Just goes to show how much the establishment have taken over the internet. Cunts.

https://order-order.com/

Nominated by: Jack

A double cunting here.

Nomination 1) The latest US military recruitment advert.

https://theglobalherald.com/news/video-comparing-russian-army-to-us-army-ad-goes-viral/

Have a look at the comparison between the Russian advert, featuring a bunch of hard looking bastards, and this woke shite.
By the way, the above link is not an endorsement of the RT network, they are a bunch of cunts too.

Nomination 2) The US secretary of state has also now authorised US embassies to fly the BLM banner

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/blinken-floyd-consulates-embassies/2021/05/27/id/1022992/

The USA is continuing to look more and more pathetic under the clown show aka the Biden administration. We can only imagine what it will be like when cackling Kamala takes over. Russian and China must be pissing themselves laughing.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Not the individual, author of 600+ titles encouraging everyone to read very successfully since the 1930’s, but the Bowdlerised stuff circulating right now in a book shop near you.

“The Faraway Tree” and “The Wishing Chair” were always my favourites (pure fantasy with magic chairs and enchanted woods and lands-in-a-cloud at the top-of-the-tree and pixies and wizards) comprising 5 titles altogether, maybe 6. Noddy of course, when I was about 2, contributed to my wanting to read – anyway, I’ve been ordering some books for my sister AND THEY’VE CHANGED ALL THE NAMES!!

“Bessie” is out. Why? If you need to ask the question you wouldn’t understand the answer. She’s Beth now. “Dick” and “Fanny” (although actual names) have been rebadged. Golliwogs? Nasty green goblins? Greeks? I suppose I’ll find out when the books (2 x Wishing Chair, 3 x Faraway Tree) arrive and I look through them before posting them on.

Original “retro” illustrations still available [but with the new text] but the original text is still available (from a London source) [2nd hand] as first editions at appropriate £¥$ which is a major cunt deserving to be cunted just to appease the wokeness.

Enid, the authoress, however, remains sound.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/03/enid-blyton-racism

Nominated by: Excalibur