Alison Hammond the huge hopeless walrus is a fat embarressing cunt!

What the fuck were ITV thinking employing this dozy braindead fuckwit?

Apart from her having a brummie accent ( a crime in itself) she has absolutely no idea how to conduct an interview without blubbering and wobbling about like Jabba the fuckin Hut.

Her monumental fuck ups are a daily occurence including asking Graham Norton how his dead dog was doing, describing a murder as “a bit sad”, saying how much she liked Joan Rivers house (7 years after she has been dead) calling Prince Philip Prince William!

Stick to reviewing pies and cakes you fat cunt!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/morning-alison-hammond-awkward-blunder-20595870

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

(The problem here, as we all know, is if you take the piss out of a dark key, you’re instantly branded a racist, even if the accusation is true! – DA)

Some academics at Oxford University are cunts.

They too are jumping on the “decolonisation” bandwagon and in their blinkered sights are our great Imperial measurements such as the mile, yard, pound and ounce.

They claim that our traditional measurements are “tied deeply to the idea of the Empire” despite the fact that they were being used long before the English and the British established their first colonies in North America or traded with the princely states of India.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/14/oxford-university-decolonising-inch-inch-imperial-measurements/

On the grounds of consistency, shouldn’t they also decolonise metric measurements? These, of course, originated in France, which had its own Empire which was far less benevolent than the British Empire.

Perhaps they should go into deepest Africa and come back with a system of measurements used by the ancestors of Dianne Abbott. How on earth did Africans measure the weight of fried chiggun without ounces or grams?

Give these woke cunts an inch and they will take a fucking mile. This is just another example that left-wing and Marxist academics are a few pennies short of a shilling.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt 

(Poots (right) goosing Arlene Foster – DA)

A welcome Cunting for EDWIN POOTS newly elected leader of Northern Ireland’s DUP.

He is a fundamentalist, creationist bigot who is likely to make his illustrious predecessor “Reverend” Ian Paisley appear to be sane and reasonable.

Edwin has been hiding in the wings, only to be suddenly thrust into the glaring spotlight of Cuntitde. He may be a newcomer but we can be confident that he will not let his admirers in ISAC down, a stellar CUNT in the ascendency.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57115975

The media vs Israel vs Palestine.
*disclaimer I have no interest in either side*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57110368

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575041/Its-like-Purge-real-life-Terrified-Israelis-say-police-overwhelmed-Arab-mobs.html#comments

etc etc

Yes I’m going there. Fuck the media about the coverage of this conflict. I’ve been watching social media videos of arabs being harassed and assaulted all throughout ramadan. They’re evicting families from their own houses. Little kids being arrested by armed fucking police holding rifles by the IDF for walking down the wrong street.

You poke a population enough they fight back. So now Israel have the justification to fucking bomb the shit out of the place (mainly civilians) and claim it’s self defence. Do you think a fucking SINGLE news article is pointing any of that out? no. They’re all about the brave Israelies who have a massive army fighting back against the evil Hamas.

Also they’re Israelies posting selfies and videos celebrating their deaths.

I have no doubt Hamas are cunts, but if you tell me demolishing civilian buildings and killing innocents is justice you can fuck off. I don’t care if a fucking 7 year old threw a rock at you in your full body armour, you don’t fucking threaten them with a gun.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

And added to by Miles:

Israel

Oh here we go again. It’s usually around every 4 years there’s a flare up. Here’s the latest one. You know the score already. It will be about 10 Palestinians to 1 dead Israeli.

What was the cause this time? 4 Palestinian families were to be evicted from their homes provoking protests. Then the IDF went into the All Asqua mosque compound.

I see the essential problem as one of Control. And that’s where I blame the Israelis. You could say they are ‘control freaks’ to my mind.

What am I trying to say? There is tough talk from Netanyahu as usual. ‘The bombardment of Gaza will go on as long as is neccessary’. But violence breeds violence. With every attack they make more raging radicals. And the thing quietens down again and we’re all supposed to forget and Israel supposedly returns to being a normal country again.

All it is is we’ve just got to control these peky Palestinians from time to to time,,-give them a good kicking to show them who’s in charge.

So depressing.

It would be better if they did ‘drive them into the sea’ then at least the agony would end.
If that doesn’t happen these flare ups will continue to happen.

There is a difference this time. The ‘Arab Israelis’ are joinng in. There is ‘civil war’ in many Israeli cities according to accounts. I welcome this development.

I welcome it because I think Israel needs to become a ‘failed state’. I want it to collapse. I think it would help matters all round. Then we can start over again. (the Jews there of course) with an equitable distribution of the land.

The situation is untenable. I don’t say that as wanting violence. It just is. The Palestinian population is growing. And they’re not going anywhere. You cannot kill them all. The controls cannot work in the end, the guards, the roadblocks, even the wall won’t work in the end. People on both sides cannot live like that. People need peace in the end.

The conflict might go on for a further hundred years but it will come to an end eventually.

You know the IRA did ‘bomb their way,’ to the negotiating table. The Palestinians need to do the same in Israel. Turn it into a failed state. Then from an equal position of strength sue for peace.

…and this from Smugcunt

“Palestinians” are cunts.

First up Palestine was only a thing under the British mandate. No sovereign state has ever been called Palestine.

These pathetic people are the show donkeys of the muslim world to show how hard they are. Every five years the cunts fire rockets from hospitals and schools so the BBC ,CNN,Chanel4 can show what “journalism” has become.

I would recommend “Fauda” on netflix to show what a shit hole built on hate these cunts live in. By the way Pakistan was founded as a religious state in the 1940s. They have been at war with their neighbours over land ever since, have acquired nuclear bombs clandestinely, and actually murder minorities as government policy.

Not a peep from the left. Silence. Pakistan has contributed nothing to mankind while Israel is tripping over themselves with nobel prizes while exporting water from a desert.

Israelis dont blow up kids in the Manchester arena either.

SAGE are cunts. They are the fuckin SS of Britain.
The so called Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies.

Every time there is a glimmer of hope we might just be allowed to go outside these utter bastards come along with;

NO! STOP! THE VIRUS IS MUTATING AND NOW THERE IS A Indian,Mongolian,Alien,Hobbit varient….KEEP EVERYTHING CLOSED OR A COUPLE OF 90 YEAR OLDS MIGHT DIE!

Really folks. These little Hitler cunts would gladly see us all marched into the gas chambers.

Fuck off and Die you utter cunts!!!
(I think that’s the SAGE Mission Statement – NA)

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki