A bang-bang- you’re not dead yet cunting please for the political wing of BLM (The Initiative Party).

Sasha Johnson, a leading light in the people of color (sic) party – ex Oxford graduate (where else?) goe to a party in that salubrious area of South London, Peckham – home of Del Boy. Sasha gets shot:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57223755

I suspect that more than naughty African Woodbines were involved…..

It’s given me an idea though – let’s arm Dame Kweer’s shower of shit with guns, and get Alcoholic Ali Campbell drunk, and who knows, Mandy and his current squeeze might end up like Bonny and Clyde, 86 years ago yesterday…….

A nice thought for a wet Monday morning.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Right fuck this. Why are we in the UK funding this outdated shower of shite? I know we get automatic entry but why can’t some other countries fund it besides the usual four? If we really want to take part in this anti British hate fest then let’s just try to qualify.

I for one love watching this with some strong booze and laughing at the eurotrash who take it so seriously. It’s a badge of honour if we finish last but ffs stop giving these cunts our money. Will this country never stop fighting for or paying for Europe?

https://eurosong-contest.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Five

(Link generously provided by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine. Ta – NA)

Nominated by: Uttercunt

And this from Lord Helpuss

The BBC and Eurovision.

I am no fan of this shite-fest which is a stain on the face of music. Nor did I watch it.

But the BBC’s reaction to the UK entry getting nil points was pathetic. None of the presenters who covered the story the morning after made any mention of the appalling bias shown. Nor did the chumps they brought on to discuss it. Among these was the old trout Cheryl Baker from former winners Fucks Bizz and some effnic Irish nomark.

Their opinion was that the UK faced stiff competition from “so many good songs” (ha ha) and that we need to inject more gimmicks into our act. FFS.

Listen we could have the best song and singer in the world and we would still come last because the rest of Europe hate us. Even more so after Brexit. All the former Soviet states vote for each other en bloc. There are so many of them now that they make up half the votes anyway.

The UK will never ever get a look in. All we can expect is more humiliation. Let’s pull out now and let the talentless tasteless twats get on with it.

Father Ted’s My Lovely Horse was the best ever euro song and it wasn’t even for real.

..and there’s more! This time from Hard Brexit Cunt 

The Eurovision Song Contest is a contest of cunts singing cuntish songs and watched by cunts. Therefore, it is a cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2021/05/22/eurovision-2021-final-song-contest-finalists-results-winner/

This year, the UK finished last with ‘nul points’, reflecting the fact that we don’t take it seriously and the only people who watch it in this country are sad plain Jane, Bridget Jones-type birds and raving irons.

Why on earth does the BBC waste huge sums of money to subsidise this pageant of camp artists singing shit songs which will never break the Top 1000 of the UK charts? The singers who tend to win these days usually come from Eastern Europe because the Dooshkas listen to shit music and will therefore vote for shit songs.

The BBC should save licence payers’ money for the lawsuits that will inevitably arise from the Parking Stanley Martin Bashir’s unethical interview with the mother of James Hewitt’s ginger-haired son.

If we don’t take the ESC seriously, and we have no good reason to take it seriously, we shouldn’t bother taking part.

I´ve posted several noms about my 91-year-old mother-in-law, who loves nothing more than talking about the good old days, and one nom about a nephew who is allegedly a “philosopher”.

Both of them were at dinner tonight and the “philosopher” asked my mother-in-law how she had met her husband, i.e. his grandfather. Her eyes lit up as she launched into the story I´ve heard a million times.

As if this was not torture enough, someone then asked the “philosopher” how he had met his wife, a skinny not unattractive tattoed former vegan. As he likes nothing better than a captive audience and is a flake who believes in astrology rather than genuine academic knowledge, he rambled on for an hour about that magic night. It sounded to me like one of the many drunken nights I´ve had where I met a girl and scored. In his case, she got pregnant.

Despite his attempts to describe how this was the real thing, he is as boring as his grandmother and having to listen to him embellishing what was just a randy encounter irritated me, especially as Mrs. Polly sat there entranced, telling me to stop making sarcastic comments.

As the Everley Brothers said, Love is (definitely) blind.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

This quango was set up to regulate universities and to monitor the content of academic courses and the awarding of degrees. It is hopelessly woke and is having a negative impact on higher education.

The code issued by the QAA states that higher education establishments must consider the needs of all students – including those studying at different locations, from different cultural/educational backgrounds, with additional learning needs, or with protected characteristics – when designing courses.

The chilling effect of this can be seen in the recent brouhaha at Exeter University. The Department of Social Sciences (yes, I know a pseudo-science) and International Relations at Exeter is going through a wholesale redesign of its curriculum, ostensibly at the behest of the QAA. According to reports in the press, a number of academics are shocked at the changes proposed to curriculums in subjects like philosophy, law, politics, anthropology and sociology, likening them to a “Maoist cultural revolution” and a threat to free speech. Their curriculums apparently have to be “decolonised” and expunged of outdated notions and theories derived from “white supremacy”. Otherwise a few snowflake students might be traumatised. Academics must apparently broaden “ epistemological and ontological horizons by moving away from a white, Eurocentric curriculum”.

One academic opposing the changes said “ there are lots of people here who feel the same way as I do but no one will come forward because there is a deep culture of fear.”

In its defence the University has said if they don’t do this their courses will not be approved by the QAA.

This would be a joke we’re it not so serious. Close the minds of the young and you might as well turn out all the lights on academic freedom and enquiry and on the project of western civilisation as a whole.

What a pile of cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/15/russell-group-university-accused-soviet-style-censorship2/

https://libguides.exeter.ac.uk/diversereadinglists

https://www.qaa.ac.uk/

(Their senior leadership team is all white. Well, well, well – how fucking racist is that? – NA)

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Welsh cunts, Labour and the road to bankruptcy.

Wales is to trial a universal basic income. That’s right, every fucker gets paid by the state regardless of their status. Pensions for all, from 18 if you like.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-57120354

Various versions of the scheme have been trialled around the world, including in Finland, where 2,000 unemployed people were paid €560 (£480) per month for two years.
Researchers found the scheme left those happier and less stressed, but did NOT AID THEM IN FINDING WORK. (my caps)

Now there’s a fucking surprise.

I presume comrade Drakeford expects the rest of the UK to pay for this. Think about it. They could turn the whole of Wales into benefit dependent chavs.
Result – Labour elected by a landslide of postal votes by cunts too tired to go to the polling booths.

If Plaid Cymru could find the SNP Bluearse factor. Labour would get shown the fucking door. As it is the dull Welsh cunts are stuck with them.

Wales, twinned with Venezuela. Thanks to Tony fucking Blair.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded by Sixdog Vomit:

I was just about to cunt this but you’ve done a Sterling job already CC.

This experiment has been attempted in various places around the world and failed. Now Welsh Socialists think they are going to make it work?

The government dishing out taxpayer money in welfare is one thing but dishing it out regardless of need is insane.

I can only imagine Diane Abbott checked the numbers that were originally worked out by a window licking chimp.