Electric cars are a cunt.

They are priced anything from 50% upwards above the price of an equivalent proper car. Read any test of one and they rarely make more than 75% of the claimed range. If they break down the AA will only change a wheel, any failure beyond a puncture they will only give you a tow.

Note that to run out of charge is effectively a breakdown; you can’t get a mate to give you a lift back to the car with a can of coulombs to top it up.

The whole system for charging them away from home is a complete fucking shambles. As far as I can find out there are at least four different plug types out there which are mutually incompatible.You cannot pay for a charge with cash or a credit card. You need a special card or an app on your phone for each individual network; if your phone is flat you can’t charge the car.

At some chargers you have to pay a connection fee before you can start charging. you can only get the car serviced or repaired by the limited number of dealers who sell them. Guess the effect of that on the price. Depreciation is catastrophic, who wants a second hand electric car when you see the price of replacement batteries? But worst of all is when pushed hard they sound like a sewing machine being thrashed. They can never make the sort of music my quad-cam V6 makes.

Nominated by: arfurbrain 

Nadia Whittome MP is a snowflake cunt.

Like Harry halfwitt this cunt carnt deal with reality, and everything is “mental health”. Shes the youngest MP aged 24. Pitt the younger defeated Napoleon aged 24. Bomber command defeated the Nazis with an average age younger than this PTSD twat.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Helpful link provided by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25845/nadia_whittome/nottingham_east

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-57232026

Yes, fellow cunters, at this weekend’s FA Cup final, 20,000 fans were allowed into the stadium. This also meant the players taking the knee in honour of Chiggun George, had to do so if front of fans for once.

I was waiting for the crowd’s reaction with great anticipation, as the imbeciles took to their knees in honour of an anti white Marxist group (and if it was for ‘a racist murder’, even the prosecution said race was not a factor in Floyd’s death…so why do it you thick cunts?)

I was watching the coverage live on BBC1 and heard nothing but a smattering of applause. Disappointed and grumbling something about ‘too many wokes and dark keys like footy nowadays’ I soon switched off.

But wait…it seems the media went into meltdown that evening over the fans booing the knee taking. Well I heard fuck all. Hmm. Interesting.

It seems fans in the ground said the booing was loud and obvious.

So why was it only applause I could hear on the BBC? One would almost think they drowned out the crowd noise to suit their own propaganda and agenda?

Well, one could think such a thing, but you’d have to be a bunch of evil cunts to do such a thing, and surely, they wouldn’t do something like that of course?

I mean that would just be fucking ridiculous, right?

Fuck off.

https://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/the-emirates-fa-cup/2020-2021/fa-cup-final-fans-boo-chelsea-and-leicester-city-players-taking-a-knee-at-wembley-stadium_sto8321157/story.shtml

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

(Couldn’t be arsed finding a suitable header pic for the show. Was more interested with the show’s host, Jasmine Harman and those tits! – DA)

Before you ask there is no equivalent here in Spain called ‘Un lugar en la puta lluvia’…… A Place in the Pissing Rain.

Endlessly repeated programmes about couples wanting to buy a house abroad, usually in Spain.

The newest programmes seem to mostly feature gay or mixed race couples. They are shown around houses by pleasant but dim presenters who have absolutely no idea how to sell a property. They will be shown a house that will bring them to tears of joy and the stupid presenter will say, “Well let’s see if we can better this with our next property”.

CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL YOU DOZY CUNT!

Why add confusion with another fucking House?

I have met people who have been on the show.
They are told that they must hold hands all of the time, fuck knows why.
They are told to only say positive things about the properties they see.

A guy I know was asked to be a part of the programme and give helpful advice to the couple who were intending to buy. A short sequence was filmed in his garden where he laid on drinks for the potential buyers as well as the film crew. He received fuck all for his trouble.

At the end of the show the presenters demonstrate their complete lack of negotiation skills by meekly putting forward an offer without justification of why that offer is significantly below the asking price and without first asking the clients about what they intend to do if the offer is turned down.

The elation when an offer is accepted is nonsense.

How many of these punters actually proceed and pay up a legally binding deposit?
Not that many, I suspect. As there is yet to be a follow on series about these people happily living in the sun.

Jasmine Harman has got nice tits though.

https://www.aplaceinthesun.com/tv-show

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/14978320/a-place-in-the-sun-buyer-cries-offer-rejected/

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Gayness.

OK, I accept that you are gay.
The fact that you have sex with other men is a bit of a clue, but being gay is not a fucking competition.
You don’t have to try to be ‘more gay’, there are no prizes for being ‘the gayest’.

You want equality but you live your life as if you are in a Carry On film.
You take your inspiration from stereo type gays like John Inman, Larry Greyson and Julian Clarey.

You have decided to adopt a lisp, you now walk like you are chewing a toffee with your arse and you collapse into girlish laughter at the slightest innuendo.

You are now more than equal because if a heterosexual man were to act in such an overtly sexual manner he would be arrested as a pervert.

Stop holding hands with your boyfriend and kissing him in public at every opportunity.
Normal couples don’t act like that, so why the fuck do you?

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your sexual preferences, so behave yourself and stop annoying the fuck out of me.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter