Now the average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was 19 (allegedly) average age of a cunter is 46. so I think that most of you will agree with me, I have bits falling off me, bad back, sore knee, tired, bad arm ect.

Likewise Mrs B MkIII, she has her issues, back is out, leg wont work, pussy is on strike, normal shit for people of our age.

So we have occasional Zodiac sex!

This is not a New fad but the reality of life, we have to wait until all parts of our bodies are functioning and in alignment before we can get jiggy!

Obviously afterwards we need to see doctors for non STD treatments after the required exertions.

We are after all 19 year old’s imprisoned in fucked bodies.

Zodiac sex is a bit of a cunt too.

Nominated by : Lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

??? – DA

So you want a 90% mortgage and get paid cash in hand? No problem.

The entire mortgage system is a cunt and someone needs to sort these cunts out.

Recently I moved in with (soon to be) Mrs Sausage. We got our mortgage approved, sorted our current residences, and in her case, booked movers. I was to help her move on the day, and as I had a few days left on my lease (she owned, I rented), I was gonna move myself in the days after.

All going fine.

The night before, I get to hers to help with the final packing and it turns out that Barclays haven’t released the funds.
All was approved, all booked and ready, but the solicitors didn’t have the money.

After frantic calling and constantly being told “urrrrr don’t know” in answer to every single fucking question, we went to bed not knowing if we were moving or not.

To say that the morning of the move was stressful is an understatement to say the least. Apparently Barclays hadn’t processed all the paperwork properly and instead of telling anyone, just didn’t bother releasing the money.
So we sat and waited with a truck and 4 movers hanging around doing nothing.
I was getting calls from my work mate who we were buying the house from, he was getting bitched out by the next one in the chain and the boss of the moving company was threatening to pull his blokes off the job.

Eventually we got the green light and everyone in the chain could move…..

AT 4 O’ FUCKING CLOCK …

According to the movers this happens all the time.

Moving’s hard enough without a bunch of retards dealing with the finances.

Fuck bankers. Fuck solicitors.
….Fuck ever moving again.

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

Excellent cunting by the way – DA

Noddy Holder didn’t age well.

The schools report and the hole that Labour carries on digging.

In what was obvious to all but the Labour woke, under-achievement by schoolkids has been linked to geography not race. Left behind white communities suffer most.
Oh dear no, we cant have that:-

Kim Johnson, the Labour MP for Liverpool Riverside told the Guardian she disowned the report and had submitted her own alternative version, which was voted down by the Tory majority.

“I’m not happy with quite a lot of information contained in it,” she said.
“I’m not happy about the whole section on white privilege. The inquiry cherrypicked data. I think they were trying to create a bit of a culture war.”

The culture war has been created by the left looking for victims and identity politics, not the fucking Tories. This fucking harpie sees her sole raison d’etre (who says were all thick on here) slipping away.

Keep digging that hole you pathetic cunt. You have just lost a few more seats in the industrial areas that actually were left behind. I hope the thick Scouse cunts who voted for this fucker take note.

The picture perfectly illustrates this chip on shoulder cunt who only got selected cos she is blackish, innit.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/tory-mps-accused-of-culture-war-as-schools-report-disowned-by-committee-member/ar-AALj6lT?ocid=msedgntp

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by: Komodo

May I add a related bit of black supremacy, please?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/seattle-pride-organisers-slammed-for-complaining-of-reverse-racism-for-black-pride-event-that-asked-white-attendees-to-pay-reparation-fee/ar-AALjlnQ?ocid=msedgntp

Nice to see The Gayness and The Blackness waving their handbags, though.

“Rodney – you plonker”!

As Sir Keir Rodney Starmer, KCB, QC wakes up in a whiff of delicate perfume and the rustle of macho lace sheets he can comfort himself with the thought that Labour are so popular and in tune with their voters that they have just come approximately 93rd in the Chesham (rough area – lots of drive by white guilt) by Election with a grand total of 622 votes.

Little Rodney will make the usual excuses but gammon face Pwincess is now being manoeuvred for removal by his backstabbing “colleagues” – Burnham, Khan, Nandy and rent a gob Rayner will all be jockeying for position over the next few months to see who is next in “charge” of a party which will never be elected again.

Labour still haven’t worked out why the people they hate, despise and look down on with arrogant contempt refuse to vote for a party of nutters, commies and anti Semites.

And if they lose Batley and Spen – a distinct likelihood with Laurence Fox and The Reclaim Party holding a free speech event there this week – there will be civil war in their socialist UK hating traitor ranks. (I await the battle with amusement).

Starmer – a “Man” who manages to be even more of a shifty useless clown than Johnson – way to go, daft lad.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

Starmer Soon to be Unemployed

This post is 100% lacking in Bonnie Langford content… oh, bollocks – DA

Imran Khan is a cunt, isn’t he.

There has been a rise in rapes in Pakistan and, according to their PM there is a solution to this problem: Women should wear more clothes.

The rape apologist not only blamed the victim but also blamed vulgarity for the increasing violence towards women in Paxtan, a country which still has forced marriage, ‘honour killings’, and massive sexual abuse.

Perhaps Khan thinks the burqa isn’t covering enough and if women wore more, men would never have to learn self-control.

As Richie Benaud might have said, “…and that’s a poor effort there by Khan.”

When rapîsts go off to rape, has Alláh sent them or is he watching and will subsequently punish them?

Psh.

Some called him the Pathan warrior.
I call him a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Helpful links provided by: Big Mal

Khan criticism over rape victims

Khan’s Sexist Comments Draw Criticism