Dominic Grieve (5)

Let’s hear it again for Mr. Punch, the snobbish, prissy old woman, Grieve, who proved yet again what a snobbish old cunt he is, by his condescending remarks after Thursday’s Chesham bi-election.

Grieve By-election Rant

The voters there, and at Beaconsfield. the constituency who told him to fuck off in 2019, are, he said, “sophisticated” (which might be why they gave the old queen the heave-ho).

Needless to say, the BBC gave maximum coverage of his hissy fit, even repeating the most snobbish bit in a two minute news summary, and the Remoaners at the Guardian and Independent were no doubt pissing their pants, just as they did over Bercow joining the Labour Party yesterday (I think in reality he had joined them 3 years ago when he was arselicking Hilary Benn and Sugartits).

The more you look at the face of this wizened old motherfucker the more you realise the truth of “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

I can just picture duckie Dommie, rifling through Eddie Izzard’s undie draw trying on the frilly pink crotchless knickers, not to mention the pink beret and lippy.

Yesterday, Beaconsfield, tomorrow the public lavatories of a Soho drag pub.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Paul Roberts

This isn’t actually Paul Roberts, but it is a soy boy according to Google image search. If you know who it is you get a prize*

This soy boy archetype Paul Roberts warrants a well deserved cunting, then force fed 4 pints of full cream milk. Judging by his reaction to his child being denied soya milk, it will probably kill him:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/06/24/vegan-dad-couldnt-sleep-because-daughter-couldnt-take-soya-milk-to-school-14821352/amp/

What an utter bellend. Forcing his child into veganism is bad enough, but the fact this cunt was losing sleep over it just makes me wonder how he copes with life in general? Heavy gas bill – Full on counselling, Stranger knocks on the door – Police called, restraining order and full on counselling, family bereavement – Spontaneous combustion?

Kid should be taken into care before this limp wristed twat fucks her up completely.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

Seconded by Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Hi all, now this really an cunt of galaxy proportions, this father suffered from sleepiness nights because his daughter was not allowed to have soya milk at school,there really are no words for this waste of a father, you would have thought he had other things to worry about, like his daughter crossing the road safely, or not being accosted by strangers, but no this cunt was more worried about soya milk, ffs, this father needs his testicles removed and should not breed, what a cunt, here is the link below

*You don’t get a prize it’s famed conspiracy theorist and perennial looking like he’s about to cry at any time Paul Joseph Watson!…

Well I know who he is…

Dead Pool [216]

Congratulations to Shackledragger cunt who correctly predicted that former US Defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld would die. We hardly knew you Don, RIP and watch out for those planes.

On to Dead Pool 216

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

British Windrush Day (4)

Did you know that (tomorrow/today/yesterday – depends if/when Admin publishes this nomination) June 22 (Err better late than never – DA) is British Windrush Day? Probably not.

Do you even care that June 22 is British Windrush Day? Definitely not, unless you want to put an end to it.

Windrush Day

Going on to the timeanddate.com site to check the exact time of today’s solstice, I clicked on Holidays and Events and noticed this event. The article on the website begins with “On June 22 every year, the UK celebrates Windrush Day to honor the British Caribbean community.”

WTF! Does the whole of the UK ‘celebrate’ this? I had never even heard of it until a few minutes ago and now that I do, I shall not be celebrating it just as I don’t travel across London during the August Bank Holiday to get stabbed or pickpocketed at the Notting Hill Carnival.

Whatever next? Parking Stanley Bus Drivers’ Day to celebrate the arrival of Unhappy Richard’s daddy in the UK? Al Quds Day to celebrate Islamic terrorists? Hold on, we already have that one.

Chiggun!

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt.

The Olympics Goes Trans

I am not sure if this has been cunted already, if so then I second the cunting.

With all the arguments over holding the Olympics this year and the Japanese public against it, Covid secure, no foreign spectators it sounds like it will be a big flop.

So how to spice it up, well NZ have thrown a fucking great big Javelin straight into the arena by selecting a Trans weightlifter for their women’s team, apparently the rules allow this providing testosterone levels are under a certain limit, let’s ignore the fact that this thing was a Male weightlifter and has all the advantages of a male body after all he is actually a man as we know you can chop off the tackle but all the internals are the same.

It’s not gone down well with real female weightlifters and to my mind it just puts the Olympics straight back into same unfair competition status we saw using drugs to enhance performance.

The Olympic committee are cunts for allowing it, NZ are cunts for selecting a bloke to compete in a female event, just wait for others to start jumping on the bandwagon.

I won’t be watching any of the Olympics, they are a disgrace!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57549653

Nominated by: Sick of it