American Empire


Vast arses squeezed into huge crap cars. Vomit sweet takeaway food. Coffee floating in liquid sugar. Huge portions glued together by cheap corn syrup.

A tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.

NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.

Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Posted in USA

American justice protestors


I’ll tell you who are cunts; those dopey fuckers chucking bricks at the ‘Po Po’ because a jury found a Mexican not guilty of clipping a nasty little street thug after said thug started beating the wet-back and got the good news delivered with a Glock, with their justification being that ‘Crackers be rasiss ‘n’ sheeit, innit?’

The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.

Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?

That’ll be ‘yes’ then.

He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

Posted in USA

US Air Force


The American airforce are a bunch of oversexed, overpaid and over here cunts.

You can’t move down my street for Yank Airforce cunts in their rented houses, driving their left-hooker gas guzzling cuntmobiles. Loud, obnoxious, self-opinionated fucking nuisance cunts who insist on standing their shit motors on the drive to warm up while they finish their breakfast back indoors.

Can’t sit in the garden on a sunny day without the cunts roaring overhead in the AWACS and mid air tankers or screaming across the sky in F16s and Apache gunships. Top gun? Top cunt, more like it

Close the bases, send the cunts home and give us some fucking peace

Nominated by : Dioclese

American Scouts


FFS! Now it’s OK for some poofta to be a boy scout in the States but not to be a scout leader.

I always knew America was full of homophobic cunts but what the fuck were they on when they thought this one up?

Nominated by : Baden Powell’s Gay Lover

Posted in USA

Anthony Sullivan


I give you a gobby fake Yank presenter cunt from Devon – Anthony Sullivan.

Your one time limited stock opportunity to buy The Homo Suction X5 Personal Steam Cleaner which includes my free state of the art turbo action arse cleaner to blast those stubborn dags of burnt in burger shite where other cleaners fail. Now you got the power of steam, people. Get dialing now you dumb cunts!

Pray tell me the fuck why? Would you buy a used condom from a yank? Would you buy a used and screwed middle eastern country from a yank? Lard arsed nose jobs think they rule the world though they don’t know where most of it is, the cunts. Y’all have a nice day now!

Him and all the other gobby Yank presenter cunts on shopping channels. Cunts, the lot of ’em.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke