This excellent reaction by Wiltshire Council caught my eye.
I hate fly tipping. We get a lot of it where I live, and not just in parks and other green spaces.
Dear me no. Apparently, anything you no longer use or want, you simply put out on the grass verge, and the rubbish fairy will take it away, and I mean anything. Old suitcases, broken TV screens, damaged furniture to get rid of? No problem, dump it on the side of the road.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Looks like a classic pikey van. Mind you, the dooshkas are the worst offenders now. I caught one cunt dumping shit locally – he fucked off but left a load of correspondence in the rubbish, so council got his address. Yes, a fucking east euro.
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One very stupid electrical contractor, left over 20 bags of assorted shee-iite in a private car park, behind the shop that he and his chums were fitting out.
The stupid cunt left the large “working in Halfords” sign, with his registration number, company name and fucking mobile phone number.
The thick, thick. thick bastardš
The property landlord got a local firm to clear the debris (Ā£300 for 10 minutes work), then deducted the cost from the cunts invoice.
My mate (who earned Ā£300) bought me a large single malt on the proceeds of that particularly stupid act of fly tipping!
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Fly tipping cunts should be given a fair trial then strung up. It might help to discourage those of a similiar disposition.
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Slap on the wrist, theyāll be at it again with a different transport in 6 weeks.
Meanwhile the council declares the flooding around these parts a āclimate emergencyā despite not carrying out routine maintenance and unblocking drains and ditches for the last three years.
Fly tippers, councils, both equally deserving cunts in my book.
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Dookshas and gyppos maybe,
But I blame the council’s.
You ask me to tip a fridge for you?
Under counter (small) Ā£45
Standard fridge (medium) Ā£100
Yank style fridge (large) Ā£150.
Then my hourly rate because im not free .
I take a armchair the local authority tip?
Minimum for trade waste is Ā£100,
So a sheet of paper? -Ā£100.
Once over half a ton it goes up.
So I take a ton of shite from your property?
Ā£350.
Before my charge for me.
So , obviously youll get flytipping.
UNLESS
Your a asylum seeker.
Because the council will pay me to do it,
No expense spared with their pets!
Danny the gyppo isnt going to pay Ā£350 +Ā£150 for the fridge when he can pocket it and chuck it on some quiet greenbelt is he?
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My eighteenth century cottage in Nottinghamshire was flooded back in 2013 – four inches of rain in 90 minutes. The drains at the roadside had not been cleared for years. The next day the council were clearing them .
CUNTS!
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Agreed, Leo. Indeed comments on the news link say exactly the same thing, but I still liked it. Crush enough fly tippers vehicles, you’ll put them out of business sooner or later.
The ones I really hate are people who can’t be arsed to take it to the tip, or pay the very reasonable price our local council charge to pick it up from your house.
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Exactly the same here in Essex. Drains blocked to fuck – not been cleaned out in years.
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Isn’t it true that some houses only get their bins emptied once every 2 weeks and the council tips are manned by Nazis?
Fly tipping is not a good thing, but local councils can’t seem to get the basics right.
And the cunts charge a fortune in their taxation.
I don’t like to draw comparisons, but my SUMA (local tax) is 140 euros a year and I get my bins emptied every night of the year, 365 times.
The communal bins are power washed with disinfectant several times a year.
Anything too big for the bins can be left next to them (fridges, mattresses, etc….) and if they are not taken away by entrepreneur recyclers within an hour, they will be taken by the council that day.
If Spain can do it then why can’t the UK?
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Beats me, Art.
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I get my bin emptied once a fortnight, and the recycling weekly, but the useless cunts leave half of it on the pavement outside my house so I have to re bag it for the following week, just because they are too lazy to empty the bag properly.
Pricks.
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Weāve just gone to fortnightly bin collections where I live. Funnily enough, thereās no mention of a council tax reduction, as our conservative council have overspent by millions in recent years and need to claw it back. When a conservative council canāt balance the books you know your countryās fucked.
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Yes, general rubbish one week here, recycled the next and they employ a recycling nazi to ride shotgun on the truck to inspect ze recycling bin contents before the binmen load them into the machine, fucking laughable really, as the rumour is they don’t even recycle the shit now anyway (a dodgy public-private contract ‘went south’, a lot of equipment payed for out of the council tax but operated by a ‘private’ company was then sold off at very short notice and at suspiciously low prices…but that’s another story though).
What boiled my piss one week was they didn’t lift my recycling bin, their reason? ‘it had garden refuse in it’
Garden refuse ? I fucking compost everything you cunts, said I.
I had a look, you know what it was, this so-called ‘garden refuse? a solitary fucking sycamore leaf that had managed to blow in when I must have put the last load in..oh, BTW they do also have a garden refuse collection that you have to pay for yearly, they then compost the stuff you put out and sell it, which some of these Muppets then buy back off them…pity about the *tiny* little fuckup with the old knotweed that year.
The local tip Nazis are something else…taking your reg number, asking your name and address, Ihre papifuckingere bitte, watching every.fucking.item you take out, marking it all down…making their little lists, and, on top of that, outside those of the houses of Parliament, I’ve never seen so many CCTV cameras pointed at useless festering piles of shite than they have at my local tip/dump, why? FFS what’s the fucking point of them?
And heaven forbid if you dare hire a fucking van to dump an old couch/bed/whatever there as it’s a lot cheaper than paying the council for the uplift of said items…cue the serious fucking tip Gestapo squad when you drive in…one cunt wanted to see the hire agreement and proof I stayed at the address I gave, I swear, if they could get away with strip searching you they’d do it.
Fly tippers might be cunts, but after the song and dance at the tip with the little Hitlers I had the last time I had a clear out of old TVs and computers (‘too many for a domestic dumping, you’re a business’…and one then tried to screw me for a Ā£60 business fee, who was less than politely told to go fuck himself), I can understand why some of them do it.
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Quality post. Bang on the nail
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Pikey ,shit in plastic bag and fuck it where they want
Destroy everything around them cunts
Easterners donāt give to fucks for the environment, both groups as bad as each other
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The only time this is legitimate is if a cunty farmer has attempted to deny access to a public right of way. If so, return there with as many old sofas, knackered tyres, fag butts, crisp packets, tins of paint, and old bits of plastic as you can muster.
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I once read a pushbiker on here proudly boasting about fly-tipping a soiled mattress ( child-sized,I’m guessing) and his own dirty underwear to teach a Cunty Farmer a lesson…I suspect it was more to do with hiding evidence.
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Evening uncle
I would’ve run over that pushbiker (whatever that is) and the cunty farmer, or as you better put it: Cunty Farmer.
These turnip nƮ99ers need capital letters.
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You don’t know what a “pushbiker” is?….perhaps you know the word “pedalophile” better,eh ?
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I’m not interested in your hobbies and your lifestyle is your choice.
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You may not be interested in my hobbies and lifestyles but I bet the Police and Social Services are interested in yours.
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Wow!
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Jayus I know fuck all
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Well at least you didn’t call each other cunts!
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It will attract rats. And teenagers will set fire to the stuff. Councils have know this for decades. Someone in charge is clearly a spastic.
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Fly tippers should be made to do community service, clearing rubbish, providing their own equipment and hi vis clothing with the words, āI am doing this because I am a fly tipping cuntā on the back of their jackets.
Humiliation is far better that a fine that cunts probably canāt pay, I do like this story with the van being crushed š
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Agreed.
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What’s “āI am doing this because I am a fly-tipping cunt” in Romanian?
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Cap Mag:
“Dooshka, dose, do, doo doo dooshka”
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Fac asta pentru cÄ sunt o ticÄlosÄ cu vĆ¢rful muČtelor
According to Google translate ššš
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Hilarious, when you translate it back it becomes
āThis is because I am a fly catcherā š
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Actually, most Romanians are doing the oppisite of fly-tipping. They’re relieving people of their property, especially when those people are away from home.
Evening compatriots.
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Our local dustmen are pretty good. They will dispose of old bulky shite like a knackered settee or wardrobe for Ā£10. I’d sooner that than drive to the tip on a Sunday afternoon only to queue for over an hour.
But regarding fly-tipping, these people are cunts but the problem is only going to get worse the more expensive it becomes to dispose of waste. Sadly we live in an avaricious world where fashion and gimmickry rules over quality and longevity.
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I like going to the tip. You always see something weird there. A Hitler gnome, a purple fridge, boxes and boxes and boxes of coat-hangers. And a perfectly good kid’s bike, there’s always one of those. The Wombles would be astounded.
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A Hitler Gnome?
Next one you find, save it for me, please Gordonšš
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Bastard!!!
I wanted that.š
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You can have the coat hangers-painted a nice shade of ācountry creamā, they coils be flexed together to make a splendid garden installation š
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I saw a Hitler gnome at my old council dump.
It was wearing a S. Norfolk District Cuntcil uniform…
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MNC@ Back in the non woke 1960’s. Some cereal company had a promotion on, called ‘ Nazi Bounders ‘. There were tokens on the packets ,which you cut out and when you had enough you could send off for a free plastic bust of a famous Nazi, ( I think there were twelve in the set ).
Anyway, I’ve got two Heydrich’s, you can have one if you want it.
Only got one Hitler, you had to send off double tokens for that one.
I’ll never part with it.
Evening, MNC / All.
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Evening Jack.
See thats worth eating cereal for!!
Nowadays itd be a bust of Greta Thunderstruck made from hemp, looking like a wonky spud.
Proper worth sending off for,
Nazi war criminals.
Cereal Killers!!!ššš
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LOL š
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Good Morning
You could do a cereal now called Woke Nuts, collect cards with Emma Thompson, Owen fucking Jones, A O-C (wouldnāt mind a go on her) , etc and the gnomes could be Greta and Megain Sparkletits.
I am looking forward to today Claudia Webbe to be sentenced. Anyone taking bets?
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I was walking through some fields the other day when I came across an abandoned Land Rover, in pretty good condition and still had the keys in the ignition.
I thought that’s a nice Discovery….
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There is no such thing as a nice Discovery.
Heaps of junk.
Japanese 4×4ās put the Land Rover stable to shame.
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When I worked in Slough a few years ago, it was a real eye opener. The majority of the non white population simply dump their shit outside their houses and let it rot until the council give in and send a van round. Apparently if anyone bothers to knock on their doors, they are met with non English speakers or flat denials, so it ends In stalemate. No paying Ā£50 to get rid of a mattress for those fuckers.
Something tells me that if those people were indigenous white British, the gendarmes would be getting involved.
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FMC, I know for a fact that this occurs in parts of Birmingham and Derby. Did you notice also that some streets in the centre of Slough have name plates in dooshka with the English name below in a smaller font?
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I canāt honestly say Iād noticed that. I wonder if theyād do the same for us in Krakow or Lviv?
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That council yard will be burning like a goodun within a week. Gippos donāt like someone having one over them.
Any chance Unkle Terry could organise a ā pop upā furnace at the local pikey nest.
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My local council charge just over Ā£25 to take away up to three bulky items that won’t go in the household rubbish bin.
That’s a bargain, and one I’m happy to pay. It’s not often I have need of this service, so it’s not breaking the bank to dispose of bulky waste responsibly. Also, renters in council or housing association properties can use this service free, up to three times a year, so what excuse can these feckless cunts have?
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Evening JP!
It is a bargain!
At the moment.
They put up the charges for people like me,
Then offered it cheaper.
So they screw me twice,
Stealing my work.
Then theyll start to charge more the sneaky twats us gangster business practices.
So when they want me to do any work for them I charge double.
Councils are full of theives.
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Years ago, MNC, they used to do it free of charge twice a year. They also used to set up skips every eight houses or so for smaller items.
Sadly, economy has put paid to that now, but I don’t mind paying what I consider a reasonable fee.
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Yeah they used to occasionally drop off large skips didn’t they?
Not anymore.
I dont tip on local authority tips anymore because they’re robbing bastards, I tip on a private firms, for a fraction of the price.
Fuck em.
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Our general rubbish wheelie bin collection is now once every third week. I do me bit with recycling and have the odd small burn up in the back yard, but I do see a challenging in getting the most out of the 3 weeklyā¦.
Carefully cut up asbestos pipes. Taken.
A small car trailer, rotten and in pieces, taken away over the course of 6months
A reclining chair with metal frame and soft furnishings. Chopped up and carefully loaded into the bin. Taken.
Anything goes as long as the lid is closed.
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I once disposed of the roof of a 10 x 12 shed in the household rubbish bin.
It took about 4 months, but who cares?
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That would require thought. Some people are incapable of it.
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Bring back stocks, then stick the cunts in them while the rest of us throw whatever they flytipped at them. Might take a couple of people to throw a fridge freezer or washing machine at them, but together we can do it!
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Lets hope they dumped some shitty nappies.
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I have to pay for a licence to transport waste.
But whats the point when flytipping scum operate without one ?
Doesn’t pay to be honest.ā¹ļø
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Evening Miserable.
Do you ever have to do hoarders and clear their house of mountains of crap? The sort you sometimes read about in the local paper who were buried under 30 years worth of bundled up Daily Mails. Some have got rat runs and tunnels to get about, truly bizarre how some folk live.
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Evening LL,
Yes regularly.
The worst ever was a couple of weeks back.
Hoarder (mental)
Had been shitting and spewing in carrier bags.
The smell was unbelievable!!
Took days of disinfecting the van to get rid of the smell.
Even paper in my pocket smelt.
Proper orrible.
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Did they crush the pi-key cunt with his fucked up old Transit?
If not, why not?
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Interesting question, but sadly, no.
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Where I live it seems to be a common practice to leave used diapers in the parking lot after you change the baby in your car. Seriously it’s like a tradition or something!
Also see takeaway trash 6 feet from the fucking garbage can. What the fuck!?!
People suck. Selfish cunts.
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That’s a topic for another day, but indeed!
I really am turning into a grumpy old cunt these days. Doesn’t take much to grind my gears.
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Stay clear Jezzum….I am the original Grumpy Old Cunt…!
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Don’t worry, GOC, I have no intention of usurping your title!
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Chucking shit around is what pikeys do. It is what passes for a hobby. Elegantly dumped fridges get ten points. They hold the world fucking championships round our way. Fly tipping is just a posh term for it.
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An expensive business is dumping
They go on about all sorts the councils and environment agencies
When slates for roofing became to expensive, they were replaced with asbestos cement slates . Thrutone was one such company
They occupy a massive amount of houses across all countries
Just hope that you didnāt get the cheap ones in the early 80s as they are deteriorating at a rate of knots
You will pay dearly for there disposal
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Strip lights.
Strip lights are classed as hazardous waste!!?
The lad who works for me didn’t know and threw one on the tip few years back.
Fuck me! They shut down the tip till I put it back on the van,
Think id put plutonium on by the reaction.
Soft cunts.
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Evening Mecuntry you cheeky cunt!
You winning pal?
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Not to bad now at all Mis thanks, hope you didnāt turn for the worse with the stripper light
Could ave been nasty if the wife found outš¤š¤
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I went to a fly tip once.
The place was buzzin’.
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Did I read that some sort of hunting was naughty and needed getting rid of?
Fuck knows why but introduce Hunt the Fly Tipper:for every one you maim you receive a Council Tax holiday of 6 months.
That will learn the feral cunts.
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Somewhat drastic, Unkle, but I’d consider it a necessity.
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Greedy mony-grabbing cuntcils charging “tipping fees”.What do they fucking expect?!
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The problem is they don’t know what to do with it, because they have just pound signs in their heads.
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A better punishment would be dropping 40 tons of horse manure on their bed. And at the same time get councils to install more bins and allow people to go to the fucking tip without a fucking queue. Fly tippera are cunts and so are councils with their cigarette butt statsi.
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I don’t have a problem with fly tipping.
If the fly’s done a good job, I don’t mind giving him a drink….
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Is it like cow tipping, but on a smaller scale?
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I never thought I’d hear the words ‘excellent’ and ‘Wiltshire Council’ in the same sentence.
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I just love the updated Wall of Cunts. Great work, Admin!
Such a multifarious assortment of complete and utter cunts from the worlds of politics and entertainment.
Splendid!
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