Menzies Campbell

Menzies Campbell is a how come it’s pronounced Mingus but the popular high street stationary store is commonly pronounced Menzeez thus showing confusion and inconsistency on the part of the general population on how the fuck it should be pronounced type of cunt.

Nominated by Anonycunt

Menzies Campbell, currently appearing as a ‘walker’ on The Walking Dead, is a decrepid old cuntbag of a boring cunt who needs to know when to call it a day. And that day is today.

Nominated by King Arthur

Andy Murray

Andy Murray is a charisma bypassed, racket wielding useless cunt of a cunt. He should be shot in the head, live on television, by Sue Barker if he loses at Wimbledon this year, which he will. Sue, get your gun licence application in now.

Nominated by baldgingerbloke.