Congratulations to Whymeforfucksake for correctly predicting the merciful release of dear old Babs Windsor, aged 83.

She was a Carry On films icon and all round good ol’ girl. She’ll be missed. RIP my dear.

Onto Dead Pool 187. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Congratuulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted Chuck Yeagar the first test pilot to break the speed of sound would be the next to pass away at the ripe age of 97.

On to Deadpool 186:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Floyd Little
Larry King

My Picks (GTC):

Larry King
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dai Davies
Slick Woods
Dick Van Dyke

(Seems our admins are so keen they called it twice!)

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted legendary golf commentator Peter Alliss would be the next to pop his clogs aged 89

On to Deadpool 185:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My Picks(GTC):

Larry King

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Slick Woods

Dick Van Dyke

Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted former French President Valery Giscard d`Estaing who has died aged 94 after recently being rushed into hospital with heart failure.

***UPDATED:Turns out he had COVID 19 when he died.So that is on the headlines not that he was suffering from heart failure and had been hospitalized twice in 3 months.One for a lung infection in September and last week for heart failure.********

On to Deadpool 184:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My Picks(Shaun):

Larry King
Tommy Lasorda
Dai Davies
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little

Congratulations to Captain Magnanimous who correctly predicted that cheating cunt and (admittedly) legendary former footballer and manager Diego Maradona would be the next to cark it. He was 60 and died of heart failure.

On to Deadpool 183:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (GTC)

Slick Woods

George Alagiah

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Jake “The Snake” Roberts