(Butler told to leave the House by the Speaker after calling Boris a liar – Day Admin)

Since we have recently welcomed to these pages one dusky maiden of democracy at Westminster, Claudia Webbe, I humbly suggest, like Uriah Heep on an especially humble day, we visit another purveyor of truth and decency, Brent MP Dawn Butler, who looks just as skanky as the Webb tart.

You know Dawn? – as honest as the day is long – and the shortest day is not that far into the future. Her second home fibs saw her leave Westminster for five years 2010-2015 and earlier this year, or last – time flies when you’re having fun – she engineered an encounter with a nasty, white, racist policeman (sadly her fantasy was discovered), but Butler is nothing if not thick skinned. She has now met with Lindsay Hoyle, Speaker, to “discuss” her views on Boris “lying” to the House.

This isn’t Butler assures us “political point scoring” (of course not, as she admitted back in July her getting slung out was a “publicity stunt”), but to guarantee the “sanctity” of Parliament:

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The best way to do that would be to throw the old trollop out o Westminster for ever for gross hypocrisy and having a face like Corbyn’s ballsack.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(We have a similar nomination due to be scheduled, covering parliamentary sleaze in general (and Tory MP Owen Paterson in particular). So please keep this nom focused on Butler. Thanks – Day Admin)

Greedy Cunts.

A nomination for the above, if you please.

Went with my family to our local public house that does a smashing carvery, today. Got our food and sat down to eat.

What I couldn’t help notice was the amount of greedy, feckless cunts that piled food onto their plates that required the steady hand of a surgeon to stop it spilling off the plate, and, nearly all of the cunts didn’t eat half of it.

No generic identity for the greedy cunts, either. Not all of them were fat cunts, (the term ‘Eyes bigger than your belly’ certainly didn’t pertain to some of the fuckers), quite a few elderly and younger ones were at it, too. Shit-loads of waste.

Take what you want and eat what you take, you feckless fucking wastrels.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

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This excellent reaction by Wiltshire Council caught my eye.
I hate fly tipping. We get a lot of it where I live, and not just in parks and other green spaces.

Dear me no. Apparently, anything you no longer use or want, you simply put out on the grass verge, and the rubbish fairy will take it away, and I mean anything. Old suitcases, broken TV screens, damaged furniture to get rid of? No problem, dump it on the side of the road.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The Earthshot Prize and other forms of Greenwashing Bullshit

My lefty neighbour came round to dinner last night and, miraculously, it didn’t descend into an argument as usual. Mainly due to my use of facts and figures to destroy her latest piece of hogwash. She was getting herself in a lather about a 14 year old Indian girl who has just won the “Earthshot Prize”. I have no idea what it is and can’t even be bothered to find out. In a nutshell, she has “invented” a pedal cart that uses solar panels to power irons (not gays in this instance) rather than women using charcoal.

I feigned interest for a while, then asked said neighbour if she knew how much power an iron drew? She didn’t – I told her it was about 2000W. I then asked her if she knew how much power a solar panel produced? She didn’t – I told her it was about 250kW per m2. So, either this little girl has on iron operating at about 200W (good for fuck all) or she has 8m2 of panels on her ickle cart (she doesn’t).

So, the gullible just like to hear the greenwashed headlines, no matter that scientifically it is bollocks. Same for most of the green horseshit. The lefties would soon complain if Gupta didn’t do their ironing properly

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Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

Following on from the recent cunting (This One– Day Admin), this charmless old bag has now played the race card, saying she is “a black woman in a WHITE court” (bit racist innit?) and she knows the “racism and sexism” in the institutions.:

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Is she even a woman? She could be David Lammy in drag – the lipstick and botox and vast quantities of chiggun and Jaffa cakes producing the bloated corpse look is a giveaway

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

(Due to be sentenced 4th November – Day Admin)