I’ve drank since a youth of 12yrs.
Asking adults to go in the offey for beer as a nipper,
Then at 15yr in the boozer.

I’m at home in any pub,
Relaxed and hearty.
But of late I’m off my ale!!

Not sure why?
Am I ill?
Am I transitioning?
Maybe I’m late development gay?

I’ve loads of ale, mead, whisky in the house.
It leaves me flaccid.☹️

Something isn’t right.

I’ve no interest,
Cant muster the urge to pour one!
Every cunts bought me some for Christmas and l don’t really feel like it.
I’m becoming a bit Cliff Richard ?
Is this a phase?
Its certainly out of character.
Has this happened to anyone else?
And what’s the cure?
At this rate I’ll end up a ‘designated driver’!
I cant bear the stigma.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

A new year ‘fuck me whatever next’ for your perusal.

”Welsh language lessons for refugees and asylum seekers”

This would be funny except that one of the fucker mentioned lives in Newport. My home town.

”Xiao-Xia Chen, who is originally from China, but now lives in Newport, said Welsh was “difficult” but a “very special language”, having previously learned English and Mandarin.”

I left a long time ago but can honestly say that I never met anyfucker in Newport who spoke Welsh. If I go back now then Urdu, Pashti, Vietnamese, Polish etc are commonly heard. But still not Welsh. Never.

It seems the kids are taught Welsh in school, poor fuckers. What a monumental waste of education. Welsh for specialists and weirdos – fine. But wasting teaching resources so that the poor little fuckers can translate Tacsi and PoppityPing is a fucking tragedy.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A right Royal turn of the year cunting please for this arrogant little prick (or at least HIS little prick), which has a coltish tooth, allegedly, who keeps finding ever more bizarre reasons why he cannot be prosecuted for have a fuddle duddle with young girls on the old rumpy pumpy. manoeuvres .

According to the latest excuse from his lawyers, Randy Andy can’t face prosecution because the complainant is Australian and the case is being heard in America:

AOL News Link

You can be pretty certain that if an American girl had been molested in Australia, Sleepy Joe would expect the Australians to act

It is interesting that Andrew has now gone looking for excuses rather than denying on oath he is a dirty old man even if the Queen’s favourite, and it really is time the dirty old bounder faced the charges and the consequences if found guilty He and Ghislane might be banged up together in the same cell, watching each other taking turns of the dunny – what a prospect!

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Priti Patel and ‘Reviews’

I see she has asked her officials to review the use of crossbows after the intruder at the Palace. Its not so long ago that she asked her officials to review or ‘look at’ the use of firearms in the wake of the David Amess killing.

She never releases a record or a book but she always having reviews. Haven’t there been numerous reviews into the problem of the migrant invasion from France?

Mind you there have been reviews into her conduct with those bullying accusations.

More widely if there were ‘events dear boy events’ back in the day ( in the words of H.Macmillan) they would usually set up a ‘Royal Commission’ to look into it.

Note to ‘look into it’ not ‘look at’ a problem.
You could say this the government is standing round ‘looking at’ problems instead of doing something about them.

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I think it is time again to cunt that cunt Katie Price. I know the cunt already has a season ticket on these hallowed pages but fuck me the cunt should have a day ticket.

Not only has this cunt with a cunt like a hippo yawning just walked free after commiting a crime but is now full on exploiting Harvey for her own self promotion. He is disabled and to be fair to the youth is partial to using the word cunt. But she cannot wait to use any of his actions to get attention.

Joking aside she is not a person who should be in charge of taking a shit let alone children. Her cunt should be bricked up so she cannot have anymore kids. She is to parenting what the hydrogen bomb is to landscape gardening.

She used to live off her looks but they went long ago and now it is just jn the eye of the beholder….or is that beerholder as you’d need a fucking crate to tackle her.

All in all a despicable cunt who will sell anyone for her own gains

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt