How I loath them. Fortunately, as I’m not mentally impaired, or elderly and confused I don’t get taken in by these utter cunts, indeed it used to be part of my job to track down and shut down these twats!

Anyway, I don’t answer my land-line phone, it’s there for the Interweb.

Recorded message saying ‘ my card’ had been used to make payments to Amazon and a cash transfer to ‘ a foreign country’ which may be fraudulent. Press 1 for an advisor, or 2 to authorise.

Do they think my head buttons up the back?

I always think about those who may be taken in by this shit, so warn them on social media.

I’m not very tech savvy, but I am bright enough to have installed a couple of apps that notify me almost immediately of any activity on my cards.

I’d love to attach a link to one of the very many sites that tell you what to look out for,

but I can’t get that Peppa Pig link off newsfeed for love or money. Try the Age UK one.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Helpful link supplied by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

AgeUK News Link

(Benny loving his patriarchy when it suits – DA)

A ‘hello darling’ *mwhar mwhar* cunting for Superluvvy Bendydick Cunterbatch.

In a finger-wagging discourse on ‘toxic masculinity’, Benny has called for ‘an end to the status quo and the patriarchy’, and an end to ‘childish denial that not all men are bad blah blah’. He also demands that men ‘shut up and listen’.

Oh dear. Another day, another lecture from another virtue-signalling luvvy. But wait; could there perhaps be something more to the dear boy’s ramblings than altruistic concern? A baser, more self-serving motive perhaps?

Why look! (stands back in amazement) He’s got a new film out! It’s called ‘Power of the Dog’, in which the darling sweetie plays, erm, a masochistic, abusive Montana rancher. There’s a surprise.

Go on then Benny; punt your latest effort and parade your ‘woke’ credentials at the same time, telling us blokes how bad we all are. Great publicity for the film, and all your Hollywoke friends will fawn over you for giving such a ‘worthy’ performance. There’ll be Oscar buzz no doubt. It’s a win/win.

Well, not quite… you’ve only gone and made yourself look like a colossal luvvy cunt again. Don’t worry though. Just draw consolation from the undoubted fact that you’re in good company.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Old people are cunts.

Not all of them but a lot are I tell thee. Spot them in the supermarket wearing their full face visors, moaning about everything and handling the food before putting it back on the shelf.

I saw one cunt this morning picking up and squeezing loaves of bread and putting them back. What a complete cunt.

They’re also fucking useless when it comes to paying at the checkout, get stuck behind one of these piss stinking fuckers and they’ll talk bollocks to the cashier and completely fuck up the card payment causing an even longer queue and also look back thinking it’s funny.

No it’s not, I hate these cunts, dawdling around thinking the world owes them something, just take your full face visor off and fucking stay at home.

Miserable cunts

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

(Interesting nomination. I suspect you will get some rather measured responses from some of the “miserable old cunts” on here. Good luck! – Day Admin)

‘Minor-Attracted People’ (MAPS) are still kiddie fiddling cunts.

Apparently, on Hair Sniffin’ Joe’s enlightened watch, there is a lively debate going on in the USA about the need to de-stigmatise the filthy practice of adults having sex with children. I am not being judgemental, obvs, as that would be heinous.

Cunts supporting this move include a cunt named Alleyn Walker. They (preferred pronoun) has written a book with the charming title ‘A Long, Dark Shadow: Minor-Attracted People and Their Pursuit of Dignity.’ All they want is dignity. Oh, I forgot, and they want the right to shag toddlers. Bless.

Needless to say, these demands are gaining sympathetic traction in American academe. A foul bitch named Elizabeth Letourneau who also happens be Director of the Moore Center for the Prevention of Child Sexual Abuse at John Hopkins’s Bloomberg School of Public Health (that’s right, a body set specifically to protect kids, seems to agree that peeedos should be treated with respect.

Read about this sick shit here…

News Link

Call me old fashioned if you wish, but I think the cunts need to be butchered with a chainsaw. Slowly.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

(NOTICE – Stating the obvious but please don’t add any links in your follow-up comments showing any graphic or literal details regarding the endorsement of paedophilia/MAPs. Moreover, anyone endorsing such things in their comments will be banned. Thanks – Day Admin) 

Political Correctness is becoming the faceless cunt of society. Until it takes over, I would like to cunt looters.

After recent looting in the USA, this line came from the New York Post:

New York Post Link

“The most San Francisco response possible to the utter lawlessness occurring is to debate the words used to describe it.”

There aren’t any more words needed to describe this pile of cunt that is political correctness, but to describe it as ‘organised robbery’ to deflect from the fact it was largely carried out by minorities signals that perhaps we need a to start another world war, society needs thinning somewhat.

Or set up a new company to deal with such problems, I’m thinking something like Rittenhouse Vermin Control Services? I think you can guess the services on offer…

Nominated by: The Captain