Let’s hear it, for another self-appointed barack-room lawyer, who wants to give us her little opinions to make this country part of the “1984” prescriptive world.

Four eyed toothy mixture of dark key and mud slime (judging by the two names) – she of the “this is our music” sort of radicalism (close personals of Boris and Carrie – the latter more, I should think), wants wolf-whistles, “telling people to smile” and laughing in the street (at wimminz naturally, then men can go and fuck themselves), to become crimes, subject to an on the spot fine.

I guess this hoity-toity little tart is a lesbian lady. A pity she doesn’t go and fuck off to a country that accords more with her joyless views.

Here she is in all her decaying splendour:

BBC News Link

I confess if I saw Lady Nugee, Jess Phillips or Yvette Mini-Cooper in the street I WOULD laugh at them – and they should regard that as a compliment – they have a very funny act – a latter day Wilson, Keppel and Betty (ask your dads).

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Comments from the BBC’s favourite, but unfunny ‘comedian’ have resurfaced, in which he has criticised actual comedian, Ricky Gervais.

Chippy Nish doesn’t like Gervais taking the piss out of trannies. He needs to be a better comedian, according to Nish. He’s also, of course, blamed it on the fact Gervais is white, therefore instantly guilty. Obviously.

Needs to be a better comedian?

This is coming from a man about as funny as waking up to find yourself tied down and being groped by a face-sitting Diane Abbott, with Steptoe Corbyn wanking over you while ‘Agadoo’ plays on loop.

I don’t laugh or agree with everything Gervais says, but I’ll give him his due. He’s a funny cunt.

Not many good stand-up comedians left, due to cancel culture and woke media. Bill Burr is ok but losing his mojo for me. Louis CK is probably the best around right now (although an admitted degenerate but fuck it…he’s funny.) Gervias is certainly up there with those two.

As for Nish, maybe he’s started a trend?

Perhaps tomorrow, the fat pie munching, ten pints a day gobshite from the local, will be giving tips to Cristiano Ronaldo on how to keep in shape?

Diane Abbott could’ve given Stephen Hawking maths tips before he snuffed it. If only.

Perhaps the local small time dealer could give Pablo Escobar a call on how to run his operations?

Here’s an idea.

Get off the stage you token unfunny prick. Nobody’s laughing.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Who do you sue?
Here’s a story about an Indian couple who are being sued for failing to provide a grand child.

BBC News Link 1

Now, I can understand parents being disappointed if the hoped for grandkids don’t arrive, but to sue? Will that encourage the young people to have a baby?

However, what entertained me is the link to another story, at the bottom of the report, about a man who is suing his parents for bringing him into the world, also Indian!

Wonderful stuff, perhaps the young couple in the first story could bring a counter suit!
I tried to attach both links, but was only able to manage the first one.

Perhaps some lovely person would obliged?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Helpful link supplied by Miserable Northern cunt
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This council is telling cyclists to use the road, instead of a dedicated cycling lane.

Telegraph News Link

This is so that cyclists are more visible to drivers, forcing them to slow down.
Remind us again BCP, what is a cycling lane for in the first place?

This wouldn’t be the first piece of traffic cuntery from BCP. They massively increased the pedestrian area in the town centre, creating a tiny chokepoint for the buses, causing congestion and pollution.

More recently, they wasted more local taxpayers’ money on widening the pavement and decreasing the road width on a very busy stretch near the centre – a road full of shops and businesses where there are always loads of delivery vehicles. So, more congestion and pollution.

We probably have to thank the cuntish greens and lefties on the council for all of this.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Selling a house and all involved are cunts.

I’ve been fortunate when it comes to houses. No chains involved in any of them, and not much hassle.

Now my house is on the market, within a few days a firm offer of over the asking price was accepted, all was going reasonably well. I had the usual solicitor asking for council permission letters for an extension that was done 30 years before I moved into the place (what the fuck am I paying you for?)

Then …a short arsed cunt came to my house to “survey” it.

This fella wandered around a bit, showed great interest in a guitar I have on the wall, took a few pictures on his phone of the roof/garden etc and after what seemed like a short while left.

His survey has now been passed to the couple, who immediately wanted to meet the estate agent here to address “some concerns”.

During this visit I get a call asking me about keys for windows !!…Gawn knows, I don’t think they’re locked and the keys are probably in a pot somewhere. Thinking well if that’s it jobs a good un.

No…This cunts survey banged on about over grown hedges to the garden which maybe hiding Japanese knotweed. A wonky fence at the bottom of the of my garden which doesn’t belong to me the boarders farmland and a “tilt” on one of the piers at the front of my house that I’m fucked if I can see.

There were also concern about the log burner not having a vent in the chimney breast, some damp issues and efflorescence on brickwork.

All in all devalued my house by 21 thousand pounds lower than their offer….and once more it’s gone onto some site that “surveyors” and such like use as a guide for future reference.

So now even though they have had a mortgage approved on the place they are looking for a serious reduction in the price they offered, and once more because of this site every surveyor that comes in the future will used this figure as a guide.

Selling a house is a cunt.

Nominated by: Halloween Cunthook