Idi Amin……a Man of His Time. Not a Cunt?

All you Senior Citizens (old bastards) must remember good old Idi. A cunt who served in the British army for five minutes and when he became President (murdering dictator) of Uganda awarded himself the Victoria Cross as well as every other medal available to the British soldier.

He also, famously, offered to send food parcels to starving Britain while his own people were scavenging for scraps on rubbish dumps with their arses hanging out of their trousers.

And of course, the racist cunt threw all the Asians out of Uganda which is how we ended up with the recently retired Home Secretary, Priti Useless and the well known race baiter, Yasmin Alibhai Brown, among many other fucking cunts.

Good old Idi, how we used to laugh at him, we’ll never see his like again.

Except we will and we do. The difference is we are not allowed to laugh at him or slag him off because of the colour of his skin. Idi would be a hero today in the eyes of the Guardianistas and the BBC. How times change eh?

As Alf would have said….”innit fair eh? innit bleedin’ fair.”

The Guardian

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

(In the eyes of the Left Idi may no longer be considered a cunt but more of a victim of British Colonialism etc. – Day Admin)

 

ITV Hub (4)

A cunting for ITV hub.

I never had to sign into this service before, but it’s free, so why not.
Ahah! Something different. You can now pay every month to have the adverts removed.
And God help if you don’t.

If you’ve missed an episode of a series you’ve been watching, you can get it on catchup, but be prepared to be bombarded by more adverts than you ever thought could possibly be shoehorned into a program.

All of which are full of non-whites, except two insurance ones which have those irritating meerkats, and the fat squawking Welsh cunt.

I imagine immigrants don’t bother with insurance anyhow, so they’re the only adverts without them in it.

I am not able to fast forward this interminable shit either, but piss boiling as it is, I will not be forced into parting with even more money, when the cunts have already been paid by the companies that are trying to peddle their fucking rubbish to us.

I don’t have a link for this nom, but if you use ITV catchup, you’re going to find out anyway.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

(Looks like Hub might be dumped soon: Day Admin – South Wales News Link )

Adam Lockwood

Adam Lockwood, one of these daredevil cunts, who this time, has climbed the Shard. This is after the cunt had already been given suspended sentences for similar acts of trespass.
A whole phalanx of police, firefighters and ambulance crews were assembled for this cunt, in addition to nearby streets being closed. Will he get a proper prison sentence this time? Or another suspended sentence and license to carry on being an irresponsible cunt?
Not sure why they had all the emergency workers there. Just need one road sweeper to clear up his remains, or one copper to arrest the cunt.
This nom also includes all the cunts who will no doubt praise this arsehole.
Just waiting for the day when he dares the devil, and loses.

Metro News Link

and this too

Yahoo News Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

 

Uri Geller (3)

I’ve always hated self promoting magical Jew Urine Geller.

He’s bought a island ,
Lamb island in the firth of forth for 30 grand.

Obviously it’s on a ley line?
And according to Urine it was visited by ancient Egyptians and aliens (heavy sigh)

He says he’s telepathically put a block on Vlad Putin pressing the nuclear buttons,
So basically he’s saved the world.?

In a 5 minute interview on GB news he managed to namedrop princess Di,
(A good friend) Dodi Fayed(a good friend)
And John Lennon (his best mate apparently?)

An it occurred to me,
All his friends seem to be dead?
Why is that?

To get away from him.
He’s a fuckin jinx!
And a shameless bullshitter.

Spoon bender.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt