James Jordan – Strictly Gone Homeless

Ladies and gentlemen, may I nominate this narcissistic cunt Mr James Jordan…..once of strictly come dancing until he was sacked for being a cunt, and of late for doing fuck all except celeb appearance stuff like ‘get me out of here’

Here’s the story:

Kent On Line News Link

States him and his family are ‘homeless’ and pleads for a gullible local to put them up over Christmas, because the house he was going to rent, he now can’t because the landlord met him…thought he was a cunt and they fell out.

All this is, is a ‘poor me’ story to massage his incredibly high ego and opinion of himself- he, of course is not ‘really’ homeless but like a lot of us at times is actually between homes whilst his new place is getting finished. Most of us move in with family and friends… or maybe you can afford to rent in the mean time.

However unlike us……he has just sold his previous place for near £2.5m, and the new home is of a near similar value. This just reinforces to me anyway, that this is nothing to do with a genuine ‘poor me’ homeless story, but is actually a ‘look at me’ narcissistic bit of publicity exposure….for a total cunt.

However, I would take Ola in over Christmas and ruin that nice tight arse before I handed her back to her fucking wanker of a husband in the New Year.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

69 thoughts on “James Jordan – Strictly Gone Homeless

  1. No, I’m sorry. After checking and re – checking my memory banks, I don’t seem to have a clue who this cunt is, or his woman.
    My give – a – fuckometer is also giving a zero reading.
    Maybe they’ll die ?
    Who cares ?
    Get To Fuck.

  2. I have actually had dealings with James in a professional manner through my work and I can honestly say he is a first class cunt of galactic proportions, Ola is lovely, I cannot understand why she is with him, I have seen her car in Kent near to where I live, and she smiled when she wasn’t with James, she is quite Tiny, I can only imagine he has a massive todger , anyway, James jordan is a cunt because his first name is James and his surname is Jordan, that makes him a double cunt

  3. As an aside cunters, Kent Online seems to be a rare bastion of free speech. Comments on articles are unmoderated but when things get hot comments get shut down (so not totally free). Kent (Invicta) is front line currently in the ‘refugee crisis’ so as you would imagine it’s a hot topic. I gloss over the articles and head straight for comments (that are unmoderated). In these vapid pages of regional dire journalism what strikes me most is that left and right must unite as the lower orders (us) of both sides are being dry rooted by the Liberal elites. It’s clearly evident in the comments. Its not about politics anymore, for those at the sharp end it’s about council tax going up and level of service declining. Sorry for going off topic but check out the comments on any article involving ‘cunts stop oil’ or illegal cunt crisis.

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