Sickness Benefit Crackdown Being Put On Hold


This utterly, utterly gutless, cowardly government announced yesterday (6th September) that their review of sickness benefit provision has now been put on hold until after the next general election, probably in 2025.

The official reason for the delay is the complicated consultation work involved, changes to existing regulations and training of health accessors among many other obfuscations.

The current spend on sickness benefits will cost the taxpayer £26 billion this year alone, which is £6 billion more than before the pandemic in real terms, according to the Institute of Fiscal Studies.

The government’s own Office for Budget Responsibility, calculates that 1 in 8 people of working age will be claiming sickness benefit by 2027 at a mind-blowing cost of £77 billion in real terms.

According to stats, there are at least 2.5m on long-term sick, and this will rise over the coming years with the inclusion of mental health issues.

The government are keen to crack down on “suspect” claimants but are too nervous to upset intuitions such as Sense, along with financial backers of the party.

Tory backbenches admit that in all likelihood Labour will become the next government, and therefore it seems pointless implementing a crackdown if its going to be overturned by a more sympathetic Labour party.

But the real issue here is a kick in the balls yet again for the taxpayer who go to work, do a day’s graft, come home knackered and then find in their pay slip deductions for income tax and NICs, some of which is handed over to the feckless cunt over the road who has never done a day’s work but knows how to play the system and is laughing at you!

It is also unfair on the legitimate cases where people are truly sick/incapacitated and are keen to work but for whatever reason cannot. But at the same time can barely manage on the sickness benefits they currently receive. If the government could find some balls and weed out the scumbags and save a few billion some of that could go to these guys who are in desperate need.

But typically the government equivocate even though this problem has been know for years. All too late now though, and Labour just can’t wait to plant some more money trees for the Taxpayer to keep topped up!

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Nominated by : Technocunt

Air Canada Vomit Pilot


An unnamed Air Canada pilot is a cunt.

A couple boarded their flight, only to be met with two vomit covered seats. The cabin crew did their best to clean up the spew from the previous flight, but parts of the seating and belt area still had little puddles of smelly spew.

The flight was full and they wanted their seats cleaned so that they weren’t sitting in some cunt’s puke (not too much to ask, is it?). As the cabin crew sprayed perfume and used coffee grounds to hide the smell, the impatient pilot (who’d been pacing up and down wondering what the delay was) told the passengers that if they weren’t happy, they could go back to the gate and get a new flight at their own expense or be put on a no flight list.

It’s a shame he didn’t try this on a hard, short tempered cunt who would’ve made him eat the puke before knocking the cunt out.

I get pilots have deadlines,blah blah blah…but fuck that in this case.

I hope he loses his job, the nob jockey.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Dead Pool [305]

Congratulations again to Shaun who wins deadpool 304 by picking Matteo Messina Denaro the cunt known as “Italy’s last Godfather” who until his arrest in January this year was at the very top of Italys most wanted list for nearly 30 years. Messina Denaro bragged about being able to fill a cemetry with all the people he has killed over the years.He also was behind some of Italys most notorious bombings.He was convicted of multiple murders in his absence whilst on the run before finally being captured this Janyary after being traced down to a health clinic where he was receiving treatment for the colon cancer which ultimately killed him , using a pseudonym. Mesina Denaro is survived by his daughter, grandson and mother.He was 61 years old.

On to Dead Pool 305

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nlminations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

Middle Class Hypocrites


Attached is a drone pic of the aftermath of the Leeds Festival. Litter, tents and general shit left behind.

Left behind by the same woke lefty cunts who support Greta, Jeremy, Net Zero and all the other trendy shite.
Tickets start at around £100 up tp £300. You can ‘Eco Camp’ Perhaps that is what abandoning tents is? Who knows.

Who but middle class trendy wankers can afford this?

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Royal Mail (13)


I nominated these useless fucking shitstains a few months ago with regards a massive 15% increase in the price of a 1st class stamp (from 95p to £1.10)

Well guess what, these clueless fuckers have done it again by announcing a 14% increase in 1st Ass Stamps as of 2nd October. Therefore it will cost £1.25 to send a fucking letter to some cunt compared to a few months ago when it cost less than a quid.

The justification? Because the Royal is a loss-making business with letter deliveries still falling to record lows as people go digital. Therefore the geniuses at RM come up with the fab idea of ramping up prices to see if that will entice customers to use their services again!

The CEO of Royal Mail, Simon Thompson, earns a basic wedge of around £500k and a pension set at 13.5% of his basic salary. He will also receive productivity bonuses, which I presume means he’ll get sweet fuck all!

Proof positive that being a useless incompetent twat who’s idea of boosting a failing business is upping prices to customers, reaps massive financial rewards!

isacunt

money saving expert

Nominated by Technocunt.