Professor Dickhead, Head of the School of Health and Human Performance at some Canadian University says: “Obesity is an insidious disease, you become desensitised to it and that’s exactly what’s happening in Canada – people are becoming desensitised to seeing obese children.”

And that’s why there’s so many fat cunts. Wankers like that saying obesity is a disease. What a load of fucking horse shite.

Cancer is a disease.
Malaria is a disease.
The bubonic plague is a disease.

Obesity is NOT a disease!

Lazy cunts sitting around eating more food every day than your average African child eats in a lifetime is not a disease. It’s greed. It’s gluttony.

* * * * IT . IS . NOT . A . DISEASE * * * *

“Oh, I can’t help the fact I just ate a family-sized bucket of KFC. I have a disease.”

No you don’t. You’re just a cunt who likes eating too much.

And the children? Insatiable little piggies who will develop heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes before they reach puberty and will take up hospital beds because they couldn’t fucking eat properly. Think how much money these feckers are costing the health care system.

I dated a chubby once, had to douse the cunt in talcum and look for the wet spot to have sex with her. I heard she carked it munching on a haunch of beef a few years back. Pity, she sure could cook.

Nominated by: Sterculian Rhetoric

Farmers are a bunch of whinging cunts the lot of them. The endless, “oh but we have fuck all, we sell our milk for a penny a pint” (while I pay Tesco a cunting quid and a bit for four pints! ….. CUNTS)

As for riding around in top of the range land rovers, they’re doing it on fucking excise free red diesel = tax dodging cunts.

“oh the farm has been in the family for 6 generations” = six generations of tax dodging whining cunts.

You may well provide a portion of what we eat and drink but that doesn’t make you immune to a damn good CUNTING you fucking whining shithouses.

Nominated by: Cripplecock

Farmers are the inbred elite 6th generation of Cunts. Farmer Palmer isn’t a piss take, it is a biography of the whining tight fisted inbred fuckwits. They farm because they are no good for anything else, and they have no social skills.

They think feudal times are the best thing that ever happened to this country. And they live in the cuntry, says it all

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

While we’re on the subject of benefit scroungers, this bunch of whinging, poverty pleading, cunts are always on our TV screens, in our newspapers etc for one thing and one thing alone, reminding us all how supposedly hard up they are. Meanwhile, they drive around in their new, top of the range vehicles in their tweeds drawing thousands of pounds a year from the public purse.

I know of several of these cunts who draw around 70K a year in subsidies from national/international government for doing fuck all to “support their businesses” and they still manage to make a loss. !!!

Seriously, where these cunts are concerned, we desperately need another Harrying of the North – South, East and West too.

Nominated by: lousmorrells

2014 is already a cunt. Fucking drunken bastard cunts letting off fireworks and launching Chinese firebombs all night. I need me fucking beauty sleep.

Winter Olympics. Euro elections. Commonwealth games. Same sex weddings. Coagulation still in charge. Scottish referendum.

More fucking Strictly, more X Factor, more Britain’s Got Talent (No. It hasn’t!), more I’m a Nonentity Get the Fuck Outta Here!, more British Bake Off, more Robson fucking Green going fucking fishing FFS! And it all kicks off on Friday with the live launch of Celebrity Big Brother.

And don’t forget soap, soap, soap. More Corrie, more Emmerdale, more Holyoaks, more fucking Eastenders.

All we need now is Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor to carry on from this years biggest Christmas Turkey (was that shite, or what ?). Oh fuck! He’s going to!

Too many cunts to count.

Jeezus H Keriste! 2013 was bad enough…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Following on from Christmas, the usual Cuntishness of the Boxing day hunts manifests itself. Despite being made illegal, these red coated, upper class cunts use any opportunity to flout the law and persist in their belief that they still are the ruling classes.

I therefore cheerfully nominate Fox hunters for an extreme cunting

Nominated by: Toadspanker