2014 is already a cunt. Fucking drunken bastard cunts letting off fireworks and launching Chinese firebombs all night. I need me fucking beauty sleep.
Winter Olympics. Euro elections. Commonwealth games. Same sex weddings. Coagulation still in charge. Scottish referendum.
More fucking Strictly, more X Factor, more Britain’s Got Talent (No. It hasn’t!), more I’m a Nonentity Get the Fuck Outta Here!, more British Bake Off, more Robson fucking Green going fucking fishing FFS! And it all kicks off on Friday with the live launch of Celebrity Big Brother.
And don’t forget soap, soap, soap. More Corrie, more Emmerdale, more Holyoaks, more fucking Eastenders.
All we need now is Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor to carry on from this years biggest Christmas Turkey (was that shite, or what ?). Oh fuck! He’s going to!
Too many cunts to count.
Jeezus H Keriste! 2013 was bad enough…
Nominated by: Dioclese
If your tele offend thee, turn it orf.
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And to top it off – That Cunt Barlow and his Big Ben Bash. What the fuck was that??? So cringe worthy, he deserves another cunting.
That cunt truly believes he is just under royalty. The only thing lower than this cunt (Apart from Robbie Williams) are all of the Beckhams. (And Andy Murray)
The only good thing 2014 could start with, is something to rid us of these washed up cunts.
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Yes Bloke in Holland I mostly agree but Gary Barlow is a cunt of such epic proportions he IMO has somehow outcunted the smirking useless cunt Robbie Williams. Tax dodging, hanging around with Charles, crap singing, smug, pretentious horrible cunt. I’d love to punch him in the gob repeatedly then electrocute the asswipe. Fucking Gary Barlow…. Argh…. He’s even more of a cunt than his dad Ken. Cunt!!!
2014 isn’t a cunt. Not yet at least…..
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Now that would be a Big Bash That cunt could be in, that would be worth watching. Smug cunt.
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You forgot to add the expected arrival of all the benefit tourists, who even now will be camping outside the dole offices, biro in hand just waiting to fill in a claim for housing benefit and the rest
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