The spawn of these single mothers have small heads, look like weasels, and think their job is raping old women and stabbing cats as they grow up.
Nominated by: Demigog
Here’s a picture of the dead cunt sticking two fingers up to the press at Bruce Reynolds funeral earlier this year. If you really want to know what a total cunt this bloke was, then take a look
So that’s the shortest dead pool yet and all bets are off and we start again. I promise to resist the temptation to crow about scoring the first hat trick! Well, maybe just a little?…
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 7.
One rule change and in case you’re new to the world of predicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
You’re all a load of ignorant sheep banging in the valleys vile village idiotic CUNTS!
To sum up my conclusion, you’re all a bunch of cunting, cunted cuntworthy fucking CUNTS!
Nominated by: Billy
(…and you speak a dead language as well! Ed. )
I went into my local HMV yesterday and alongside a sign saying “CHART” there was a new sign saying “TRENDING” – I was minded to go back later and firebomb the cunts out of existence.
Those cunts at Twitter are to blame for “trending” and it goes without saying that everyone on Twitter is a cunt.
Nominated by: Fred West
Ollie correctly predicted “Well I reckon that the ex terrorist and Lime quarry Worker Nelson Mandela will be the next cunt to cop his fucking wack, the fucker has been living on borrowed time for a while now; here’s hoping for 2 in a row!”
Well done! OK – it took a while this time round and you now have your two in row – so it’s a play off between you and Dioclese for the first hat trick.
Ollie wins a guest post on the subject of his choice. Just send it to dioclese@virginmedia.com and we’ll tart it up and post it.
The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 6.
One rule change and in case you’re new to the world of predicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Good luck and please address all T-shirt orders to Flaxen Saxon…