I would like to nominate trees. Apparently they’re not there when you don’t look. And when you look they stand their ground and stare back.

Trees worry me. Perhaps we should burn them.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

And apparently they fall over in the forest and if nobody is there to hear, they don’t make a sound. Spooky, or what?

And here’s one tree that definitely needs burning :

Tree aid? FFS! Not another fucking cheritee, mate?

Nominated by : Dioclese

Get used to it because come 1st January, 2014 the country is going to be overrun by these cunts. OK, maybe they’re not all cunts but why take the risk?

Perhaps we could get them to set up camp in Downing Street? After all, that’s where the cunt lives who let ’em in. Let him fucking sort ’em out, the spineless bastard.

Time to move out of Sheffield, I reckon – before the shit hits the fan!

Nominated by: Dioclese

A complete bunch of cunts if ever there was one. A self-righteous gaggle of global warming bollocks believers, who expected the worst outcome of their little stunt to be a slap on the wrist, before swaggering home to the acclaim of their cunty mates.

Fucked up the intelligence assessment on this one a bit didn’t you cunts?! Turns out the Russians think global warming is bullshit, and don’t take too kindly to tree-hugging eco pirates trespassing on their kit. These cunts are now shivering in the corner of a grotty jail, praying that their cell-mate ‘Big Ivan’ doesn’t wake up and give them what for with his Stalin’s organ again.

Because these cunts were ‘there to represent us’, those cunts at Greenpeace now want everyone to bend over backwards lobbying the Ruskies to get these cunts out. Well I’ve got news for you cunts. You don’t represent me, you don’t speak for me, and you’re a sanctimonious bunch of martyrdom seeking, myth believing cunts!

I’m starting a petition to keep you cunts in jail.

Nominated by: The Large Visage

Michael Gove thinks that people use foodbanks because they can’t handle their own finances. What a cunt. He genuinely thinks people do that?

No, Mr Gove. People use foodbanks because they’re free handouts and it’s cheaper than spending their dole and benefit money down at Tesco.

Fuck ’em. Let ’em starve.

Bring back the workhouse. Those were the days!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Gordon Ramsey is a fucking tax dodging cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese