Able bodied cunts who park in disabled spaces are selfish cunts who make life even more difficult for those, to whom a shorter walk to local amenities is made much harder by their selfishness and thoughtlessness.

A suitable punishment would be for offenders to have both legs broken and be made to walk on crutches in mid winter to get a pint of milk.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Fucking disabled cunts who lend their blue badges to their fee dodging relatives should be made to walk everywhere and if they can’t then it fucking serves them right!

Ditto genuinely disable drivers who park on double yellow lines when there is a perfectly good legal parking space less than 10 feet away. Lazy fuckers!

Nominated by: Dioclese

I really hate those pseudo-feminist cunts who make fun of Lance Armstrong’s bollocks “condition”. They think they are ‘sticking it to The Man’ when they laugh and cajole about poor Mr. Armstrong’s lightness in the saddle. Really gets on my teats, it does. The cunts don’t realise that they are still just slaves to the horrid Patriarchy they profess to be denigrating with such frivolity.

Belittling the hapless man’s testicular challenges does not a gender-warrior make!

Is it not cruel? Is it just as much fun to make light of Mrs. Pitt who had to endure a radical mastectomy? Is it fun to ask Lorena Bobbitt, “Cut off any dicks lately?” Is it fun to ask a male, “Carve up any vulva lately?”

Nominated by : Cuddling Aquarians

I’d like to nominate Luminosity Ads because any cunt can get cuntier and Luminosity can help because they’re like a personal cunter for your brain, improving your performance with the science of cunto-plasticity.

They’re like a work-out for your brain, but in a way, they just sound like….cunts.

Nominated by: CuntMeLikeYouMeanIt

Whilst this type of propulsion is tickety boo for the genuinely disabled: it really does boil my fucking piss when I see the Fat salad dodging, pie eating, useless cunts trundling along stuffing their fucking maws with chips/pasties/lard whilst being a total fucking nuisance on the pavement.

Its a fucking shame they cant be used as target practice by the military just to get rid of the cunts from the streets

If only the obese cunts would actually fucking walk they would lose some fucking weight and would not need the bastard Spakka Chariots. Cunts

Nominated by: Ollie Burton’s Grandad

So we are to be Fracked by the Frogs. Cameron has secretly been bulling on with fracking and has awarded contracts to French Energy Company Total.

These Fucking Froggie Frackers have been implicated in using slave labour to build gas pipelines in Burma plus allegations of bribery in most parts of the world in which they operate – Malta, Italy and Iraq (where it is alleged they had Sadam Hussein on the payroll) Italy and Iran in exchange for contracts and not observing safety standards.

Although publicly listed, the company retains close links with the French Government. Just like EDF, the French johnnies Cameron has entrusted with our nuclear energy industry (and stitched us up with contract pricing that will continue to deliver the highest prices for energy in Europe remember).

What better choice then me hearties to be digging up and protecting the delicate balance of so many areas of our most sensitive countryside. We can trust the French can’t we? What a joy it will be when it is finally revealed how much we will have to pay the frogs for the use of our own gas.

Total Energy? Total Cunts more like…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

One should never trust the French. A nation of opportunistic Cunts. A win-win situation for Cameron of course, as it helps make any secession from Europe more difficult, the UK profits used to shore up his useless Government and if things do go badly wrong, then we can all blame the French for their incompetence.

Nominated by: Toadspanker