Historical inaccuracy

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England’s fucking Historian cunts can’t seem to agree on the text and flags used to deliver what was probably the most famous Naval message ever sent(1).

Nelson’s message via flag signal – “England Expects Every Man Will Do His D U T Y” above, from the The Boy’s Own Paper, 1885, employing the flags as shown in the 1804 copy of the Signal-Book, revised in manuscript and by re-pasting flag images, that was on board HMS VICTORY at Trafalgar.

Wills cigarette card adding the third word “that” and employing the strict 1799 Signal-Book for the Ships of War.

Some cunt’s ‘probable’ reproduction of the signal

(1) With the possible exception of the message sent April 14, 1912: “CQD SOS CQD SOS WE’RE FUCKED”

Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians

Trades Unionists

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Trade Unionists – especially anyone involved in the latest round of cunty tube strikes – are a bunch of overpaid lazy cunts.

They stop everything moving just because some cunt missed a red light and got taken of driving, got caught sleeping or in this case they want to continue sitting on their fat lazy cunting arses in their ticket office rather than get up and do some fucking work. Get a grip you cunts, jobs change and that fucking that. Move with the times of fuck off.

Bunch of lazy, ignorant, overpaid CUNTS.

If these CUNTS worked in the real world they would get fired out the fucking door quicker than they could ask what the cunt just happened!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

Houses

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Houses used to be enclosures for comfort and security. Now they are investments and cash generators for grabbing corrupt cunts.

New houses are so small, if you get a hard-on, you have to stick your dick out of the window. They are all disgusting designs made from cheap shit, as is dictated by the filthy public sector cunts in planning offices in Town Halls. They hate the idea of someone living in a nice house made of quality materials.

The cunts in government (and the cunts in the public sector) are deliberately making sure there is a shortage of homes – because they are making shed-loads of money from renting at extortionate rates to desperate fuckers working 60 hours a week – yet still so poor they are living off dog meat after paying rent.

Houses are cunts because they are designed by, build by, and mostly owned by, cunts. 80% of people under 25 (no matter what their qualifications) will never be able to afford to buy a home and will be under the boot of cunts forever for extortionate rents.

Nominated by: Dog Meat

Bristol

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Bristol is a city of cunts who shit on anything good.

Used to be the home of the world power boat championships – scrapped. The world wine festival – scrapped. The Ashton Court Commmunity Festival – scrapped.

Bristol city councillors are a bunch of boring cunts along with the fucking Mayor. You should be lined up and fucking publically humilliated – not that you don’t do that anyway as soon as you open your mouths, you bunch of kill joy cunts.

You know something else? CUNT is a word too good to use on the likes of you. Cunts are useful, but you lot are good for fuck all. A bunch of worthless, salary grabbing, expenses scamming, sat in ivory tower CUNTS.

Nominated by: Cripplecock

Kiddie porn paedos

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UK paedophile cunts pay Filipino pimps so they can watch, and in some cases, ‘direct’, webcam child sex abuse in a cybersex hut in the Philippines because it is now cheaper than the fees charged by the same cybersex huts run by Burmese pimps in Myanmar.

The Brit-fuck cunts switched! These paedophile cunts have no fucking loyalty!

Nominated by: Cuddling Jezebel Chocolate Aquarians