Breaking into other people’s homes, wandering around on main highways, disrupting workplace, theatre and cinema, all to “catch” a fucking cartoon character on their shitty phone. Fucking grow up you empty headed cunts, THEY’RE NOT FUCKING REAL.
Some walking corpse down here gave up his job to become a full time Cuntymon “hunter”. What a complete and utter wanker. Never underestimate the sheer fucking stupidty of some cunts.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
Pokemon Go Cunts. What the Fuck?!?
I don’t get out from the homestead much to go into town, but today I did need to get some shopping done. Driving into the city, I’d a few ‘near misses’ with utter Cunts, mobile phone two fucking inches from their faces, stepping off the kerb and onto the road.k
Ok, normally you get the youth of the day, headphones on, gazing into the mobile, stepping off the kerb at a junction. You can see it coming as you drive so pre-empt it. Cunts, but acceptable Cunts.
These Pokemon Go fuckers … Ho-lee-fuck … adults, geeks and saddo’s, stepping right out on to the road like they were on a different fucking planet. I can only hope that on the theory of the ‘Darwin Awards’ you get what’s coming to you.
I was eventually able to spot them; ashen faced, as they’ve never been outside for years, cross eyed focussing 100% on the phone screen, daft fucking grin.
Pomemon go fuck yourselves! Cunts.
Nominated by: Boil My Piss
Water fighters
I mean, we all did it as kids (in that glorious summer of 76) but fucking older kids and adults having water fights is as childish as fuck … I dare say the same thing that happens in kids water fights happens to adults who do it too… There was always one kid who liked to throw his/her weight (and water) about, but told the others that they ‘weren’t allowed to get wet…’ Needless to say the smug little cunt got a drenching and then kicked off Viz Spoilt Bastard style and ruined all the fun…
Now that is going to be worse if it’s pissed up ‘youths’ or adults in a park acting like three year olds with water guns (spoiled cunts… We just had empty Fairy Liquid bottles)… Some soft twat is going to get soaked, go into a ‘rage’ and it all kicks off…..
This happened in London and it begs the question: what the fuck were bottles and knives doing at a seemingly innocent water fight? The cozzers should have water cannoned the lot of them…
Pathetic cunts…
Nominated by: Norman
Being on holiday
Fucking hot weather, loads of sexy women, cheap Rum and Vodka, no traffic, no everyday life, no Tesco, and I can still get on Is a Cunt.
The reason it’s a cunt is that I have spotted a few potential cunts!
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
J K Rowling [4]
“I bought these glasses so people will take me seriously!”
JK, just fuck off and die; can’t wait until we have some massive crowdfunding set-up to send you on a one-way trip to Mars… Maybe your Scottish neighbours who voted for independence will get to you first, however, seeing as you voted to remain in the Union !! May your growler be assaulted with a gross of deep-fried Mars bars, your anus with a few litres of Commotion Lotion, and you drown in a vat of Irn-Bru…
Nominated by: H Belinda Hubbard
Ghostbusting tarts
What a load of PC bollocks this movie is, the people defending it assume that anyone who criticises the concept is some raging misogynist. People acting like it’s some great stride for feminism just because they changed the gender of the protagonists. You’d have done more by actually producing an original movie instead of coasting on the success of the previous male orientated movie. Then again women are constantly trying to ride on the coat tails of men as they’re entitled cunts who want stuff handed to them on a plate.
Then they cast that fat ugly unfunny cunt Melissa McCarthy in it and make the token black women an uneducated fucktard, I’m sorry I meant ‘street’. Trying to be PC yet still racist as fuck. Well done you utterly useless cunts.
I don’t want to watch it because it looks shit. Get that into your head you sanctimonious cunts.
Nominated by: Chris Horner