However, it fucks me off when they think they should have their say on how the rest of us cunts, who they have managed to escape from, must live our lives. Some sad old fat cunt eating egg and chips in Spain should mind his own business.
As with the lottery, if you haven’t got a stake, you can’t win it. Get fucked, all you fair weather Brits.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Having spent the day traipsing around our nations capital, it was blatantly obvious to see why the majority of these cunts voted to remain in the EU. Now don’t get me wrong by “Londoners” I don’t actually mean the decent hard working folk that run the buses, trains etc. I mean the limp dicked fuck biscuit types that ponce around in their expensive suits yapping to one another about the rise and fall of the FTSE 100 over an afternoon glass of vino in some trendy wine bar.
They live in a little bubble and are completely oblivious to the rest of the nation. It was that bad that I could actually smell the arrogance in the air. CUNTS the lot of them !!!!!! They clearly think they are a cut above the rest of the country, which became apparent when I overheard two of them whinging about the UKs democratic decision to leave the EU and blame it on the (and I quote) thick as pig shit northern monkeys!!! And then sneer at the fact that the uneducated peasants will never get their way anyway because the powers that be will never let it happen.
I’d just like to say to any of these type of CUNTS reading this, in the words of the great Nigel Farage ….. You’re not laughing now are you ……CUNTS!!!
Nominated by: Mike Hunt
A scene in the children’s programme shows a fireman slipping on a pile of papers – and as they fly into the air a page from the Koran is “briefly depicted”, production firm Mattel said.
The episode was first broadcast in October 2014 on Channel 5 but the error has only recently been spotted. Mattel apologised and said it did not believe it was done “maliciously”.
I shit you not, this is taken from an actual article on the BBC. Questions must be asked :
Cunts
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
It would appear even Fireman Sam can upset the smelly goat worriers. Apparently a page of their fantasy tale book got shown on the show, promoting outrage .
Shame the same ‘outrage’ doesn’t happen when their fucking nutjob suicide mates decide to go out killing people. Funnily enough there’s never a peep from the Muslim Council then.
Cunts
Nominated by: Mr Sausage
Many of these vapid, pram-faced slags get up the duff by some feckless chav with a double-digit IQ who then subsequently fucks off leaving aforementioned pram-face and sprog to a life of abject mediocrity and uselessness whilst living on benefits.
A lot of these young mums are bang tidy so when I stumble across their public Instagram profiles it’s really disheartening to be subjected to pic after pic of the bog-eyed little bastard taken every five fucking minutes. Then there is the time-consuming task of scrolling down through the seemingly never-ending 9 month stream of selfies of her and “bump”……….. just in order to get to the juicy pre-pregnancy wanking material like holiday bikini photos.
Listen love; stop advertising your kids life on the internet for all to see – the little tyke can’t consent to this and may not appreciate it when he/she grows up. Also, apart from your fellow walking incubators and some internet nonces, no cunt wants to see pictures of your ugly fucking kid.
Just show us your tits (preferably without the horrible little goblin hanging off them).
Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III
Well, that is going to achieve a lot, isn’t it?
What a load of hippy crap…
Nominated by: Norman