Has anyone given Choudary a cunting? I hear on the news that this industrial strength cunt has finally had his collar felt. ‘Bout bleeding time. I’d call for his immediate deporting after serving time but the twat was actually born here. Being British born and hating your homeland should be a capital crime.

Nominated by: Essesmess

I’d like to cunt that flee ridden piece of shit Choudary. How come it’s taken so long for our wanking judicial system to bring this smelly shitbag to justice.

Nominated by: Lord Swinging Balls

( And again over at my place : Dio )

I’d like to pre-emptively cunt A Level Results Day (this Thursday) because I am sick to death of every broadsheet newspaper in the land publishing a front page photo of a group of pretty blonde girls hugging each other and/or jumping in the air clutching their envelopes.

It’s the same every fucking year – do picture editors have no imagination or are they just cunts? (We really a need a bit of Dio’s photoshop wizardry on one of these pictures – I’m sure there’s plenty of Japanese school uniform porn which could be adapted for the purpose….)

Nominated by: Fred West

( Arigato gozaimashita, Fred… )

James O’Brien of LBC radio is a yoghurt knitting liberal of the very worst kind.

The day after Jo Cox was murdered he virtually accused Nigel Farage of being responsible for her death. Anyone who criticises immigration is of course a knuckle dragging racist. Global warming is a fact, the arguments over. Multiculturalism is marrrrrrrrvelous etc etc.

Anyone else here listen to him? He’s on from 10am to 1pm Monday to Friday.

Nominated by: Ozymandias

James O’Brien can never be cunted enough, in fact he is what initially brought me to this wonderful site – that moment when enough is enough and for some unknown partially divine coincidental moment, you type in to google “James O’Brien is a cunt” and lo and behold, there are others who agree.

You check it out and people across this great and now independent land agree with all those thoughts you have had running through your head for months – that James O’Brien is an arrogant, self-congratulating, left wing migrant arse polisher of the highest rank, it peaks when he does his fucking “mystery hour” where he gives JOB certified true answers to general questions from pathetic listeners who like to indulge his ego.

I’ve tried multiple times but have never got through to ask why he is a such a cunt, maybe because an hour wouldn’t be enough to answer. He was perfectly summed up previously as LBC, Londons Biggest Cunt.

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

I would like to nominate cunts on planes who, as soon as the fucking seat belt sign goes off, decide to put their seat all the way back down to the maximum, thereby squashing the person behind’s knees and making the rest of the 10 hour flight a fucking misery.

Personally, unless it’s long haul, so greater than 4 hours, I don’t put my seat back until it’s the time of the day where most people would sleep, and even then only if have a look around behind to make sure that they have also reclined. Space in airplanes is so limited, is just so rude and cuntish to have your seat all the way back in the middle of the day. And to those who say, “I’ve paid for this flight, so I’ll recline whenever I want”, my reply is ,”well I’ve not paid to have your fucking head in my lap for the whole fucking flight, so I’ll exercise my right to kick, push and sneeze over you at every fucking opportunity”.

I had such a cunt on my flight into Grenada last week. Sat with his slutty looking wife, (at least 58 but wearing a short leather skirt that if she’d been 40 years younger might have gotten away with), in our seats as we boarded, with no word of apology, when they moved, this cunt did just what I’ve mentioned above, squashing my wife’s knees. I said to her that I was quite happy to “have a friendly word” but she didn’t want to make a scene. This resulted in me stewing in my own anger for the whole flight, (although I did say to the cunt to put his seat up when the meals came around, in a nice way, so as not to upset my missus, whose birthday it was on that day, so that fucking cock sucker totally fucked that for her). Even the guy in the aisle opposite my missus said to the fight attendant , as he minced down the aisle, about how inconsiderate the cunt in front was, but the fag just said he couldn’t do anything.

However, on the flight back, if we are stuck with this inconsiderate knob jockey again, I will swap seats with my missus and gleefully make sure I kick the fuck out of the back of his chairi ff he decides to put the seat back on 6ft 2in me.

I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts!

Nominated by: Mr Sausage

I want to nominate chavy cunts who think they are so cool for smoking weed in the street. round here there are fucking herds of them, wondering around with a spliff and a smug look like they know something we don’t. Local shop smells like a weed farm, mingled with the curry spice smell of the premises it is a gut turning stench.

I don’t care if you want to sit in your house and give yourself a skunk lobotomy, your life, your business. But I get irritated that you think you are so cool and hard just because you smoke weed in the street.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit