How fucking stupid do you have to be to sit back in a car and let it drive itself with all of the other fucking idiots and hazards you have to deal with on the roads. If you don’t want to drive yourself, get on a bus or a train you fucking lazy cunt.
I actually laugh when I see that some halfwit is killed in a “self drive car” accident, they deserve to be removed from the planet.
Nominated by: See You Next Tuesday
Shut The Fuck up you cunts! If I fucking knew what the fuck you were banging on about I would not be listening to your shallow fucking drivel in the first place.
Kids that say the word like in any interview repeatedly – I don’t want to know what they think they can’t put a sentence together in the first place without like in every third word.
And the fucking Yanks “ya know” yea I do, you’re cunts so fuck off and speak English not that trashed up American version.
Stop talking as if you’re sat on the wall outside the local cheap cider supply shop in your hoodie, put your fucking brain in gear and think before you spout your shit drivel. It’s quicker that listening to all the “you knows” and “likes”, you’re going to blurt out, and you might even sound like you have an IQ above a fucking stick insect, you cunts.
Nominated by: xBrit Cunt
I deal with these twats daily at work. They show an industrial grade calibre of fuckwittery. Nice enough people, but so insular that I’m astounded they even realise they know the world outside the good ‘ol US of A even exists.
Just a few years ago we were in Spain at a market. Some dick head ‘merican was trying to convince the stall holder to accept dollars. An isolated incident, so I thought. Not so.
Just got back from Venice where a local ciggie shop has a queue out the fucking door due to some gob shite yank trying to pay in $100 dollar bills. The shop keep was most accommodating and offered the git a good Euro/dollar exchange rate so he could buy some tabs. All this cunt did was whinge about the rate he got. FUCK RIGHT OFF AND BRING FUCKING EUROS NEXT TIME!. That’s what I thought and was exactly what the shop keeper said.
Fucking Yanks. There is a world outside the inbread, racist shit hole you inhabit.
Nominated by: Essemess
And monocyclists, just TOO bloody mean to cough up for two-wheelers. Get back to the circus, it’s Leo the lion’s snack time, you twatmong little pricks.
Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard
Look at the magazines they read here in the UK such as Hello, OK and Take A Break. Idiotic magazines that concentrate on the lives of utter cunts parading as celebrities. Feminists cunts moan about Page 3 but have no issue with these magazines constantly belitting female celebrities for the clothes they wear or cellulite on their legs. Fucking hypocritical cunts.
Look at the TV they watch, soaps, reality TV shite such as Made In Chelsea with it’s thick as pig shit posh cunt ‘stars’ and ‘talent’ shows. They have loads of shit in the morning to watch like This Morning and Loose Women yet these cunts complain when there’s sport on the TV for a few weeks. Shut up you ingrateful cunts, there’s plenty of vacuous cunty shite TV for you to watch the rest of the year.
Look at the films they watch, completely unfunny romantic ‘comedies’ which cast people like that unfunny gerbil faced cunt Amy Schumer and weepy shite that isn’t deep but just a load of disneyfied Americanized mawkishness designed to draw in overly sentimental unthinking cunts.
Listen to the music they like, bland pop shit like One Direction. They like listen to any old shit as long as it has the bullshit ‘Girl Power’ monicker attached to it. Newsflash ladies, most of that shit is produced by men and marketed by men you gullible cunts.
Nominated by: Chris Horner