The Burkini

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Now the Burkini was banned in lots of French seaside resorts. It was enforced by the police.
The libtards got their leftie pants in a twist and decided that to ban this burka for swimming was an acronym to feminism.
The left wing uk media kicked and screamed about how it was the first step towards nazism and now the ban has been over turned.

So you have the media and feminists sticking up for Muslim rights. On principle.
If these utter cunts, particularly feminist cunts took a moment to climb down off their very high horses, they might realise that Muslims are the biggest mysoginists on the face of the planet. Islamic ideals are about as far from feminism as you can get.

The media cunts have dressed it up as being about freedom.
“You can’t tell women what they can and can’t wear”
The ban isn’t about dress.

It’s about one simple thing that the media refuses to address….
The pervasive encroachment on everyday life of Muslim religion.
This has to be stopped.
This is a line in the sand and will indicate which way we are going with this invasion.

It’s a political game of football and if the Muslims win, they know it’s game on and sharia law is the next battleground.
They will inevitably dress that up as something else ie- freedom, to get their way too.

You Gotta hand it to the cunts.
Studied our weaknesses to use against us.

And while I’m at it- that cunt Muslim mayor Khan- his first action as mayor was to ban pics of birds in bikinis on London transport advertising.
Dressed it up as protecting body issues of course.

Turbo charged dangerous cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Fleas

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Delights orf a little heatwave in rural England. Time for the fucking fleas to hatch oit and swarm up a chap’s troisser legs and this year brave hearts they are enormous and in quantities prodigeous. A few fleas usually never bother Yours Truly but the other night as the girl was giving me me good night kiss she complained aboit fleas in me foreskin. Suckus interruptus.

Mind you she has a point. The buggers do seem larger than ever and thriving orn most known poisons. Walking acrorss me land I get accustomed to armies orf ’em running up and doine the crack orf me arse but the tender sensibilities orf the fairer sex…There was a time when all I needed to sweep a filly orf her feet was a dab orf Aramis. Now all I can look forward to is a spot orf sheep dip and bed.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Storm chasers

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I’d like to nominate the people swept out to sea this week for a cunting. What did people tell you about climbing cliffs when the sea is rough due to high winds? Don’t do it. Did you listen? No. Are you dead? Yes. Do I have any sympathy? No.

Give these cunts a Darwin Award.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Cunts who go swimming in the sea when there’s flags up saying don’t go in the water.
There’s plod on a loud speaker telling you not to go in the water.
There’s cunts getting dragged out of it left right and centre at deaths door.

Yet there’s still half brained cunts who decide to jump right in and make the best of it!

It’s Darwinism in its purest form if you ask me.
Too stupid to live…let them drown.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Plumbers

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Plumbers deserve a cunting.

Just had one round today because the bath is really slow to drain, after him sucking in breath through his teeth he tells me I need the trap replacing and the pipe ‘snaked’ to clear the blockage causing the slow draining.

OK, I say, just do it, it needs to be done.

Straight away he comes back, it’s a certain type of trap which I need to go and get from the suppliers. Almost an hour later he comes back with the trap, he rips the old trap out, snakes the pipe clearing any blockage and finally fits the new trap.

Overall, 2.5 hours (1 hour sourcing the trap, cost of £8.20+VAT = under £10) and I get hit with a bill for £138.40.

Fuck me, being a plumber is a license to print money

Nominated by: Boaby

Celebrity charity appeals

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I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrity cunts pleading for money for starving children in Africa.

Africa’s problems are for Africans to sort out, hand outs from gullible Europeans never actually make it to the intended recipient, a large part goes in administration fees for the charity and the rest is pilfered by corrupt wogs. And why would the corrupt wogs running things want this situation to change? They wouldn’t, the status quo is very nice thank you.

Africa has everything going for it, oil, gold, diamonds, iron ore, and many more. Much of it has fertile soil and a climate you can’t stop things from growing, huge potential for tourism, the list goes on. Africa should be the richest continent on the planet. But it isn’t and that is the fault of the Africans, so they can fuck off. Cunts.

Tom Hiddleston can fuck off and all. “1/3 of refugees are children” Are they fuck, Tom. 60% of the cunts are single military age men. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart