“A scheme designed to offer Syrian refugees a fresh start away from their war-torn homeland has backfired after two families said the Scottish island they were sent to is “full of old people waiting to die” and they would rather be in Glasgow or Manchester.

The refugees praised the people of Scotland and said they had been made welcome on the Isle of Bute, but also complained that they were unable to find work and said they felt ashamed that they had to rely on charity.

Abd, a 42-year-old father of four, said: “I feel like I have one option now, to die here. Only die here, nothing else.”

The families said they felt isolated, were struggling to learn English and there was nothing to do on the island in the Firth of Clyde.”

If you find life in Syria more exciting then feel free to head home……. Cunts!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Dido is a cunt…

Forgot that this tuneless cunt existed, until some bastard played her on the radio just now… The dreary cow has a voice like the tone used on television testcards… Just a bland and irritating noise…

Remember those Greatful Dead ‘I’m A Deadhead’ car stickers? Well, there should be a car sticker that says ‘Only cunts listen to Dido…’ She really was fucking crap…

Nominated by: Norman

I’m not actually going to cunt social media but the fucking retarded lemmings that sit there all day looking at it.

Naive and gullible to the fact that the people they are looking at with fake tans and beeming white teeth are as fucking bored with their pointless lives as they are – they just hide it better with camera smiles, instagram filters, photoshop and clothes they keep the receipts for.

I had to use instagram for business recently and the whole thing made me sick. I can honestly say it is full of the most egotistical narcissistic (that took a few times to speel) braindead morons I have ever had the displeasure to encounter.

I actually had to meet a few of the 1,000,000 plus followers “icons”. All of them are as thick as pig shit, just slightly more intelligent than the mass of moronic retards that follow their every move – only because they realise how to manipulate them so they can make money.

Oh and they don’t look anything like they do in the pictures – for those dumb cunts who are still looking for all the birds they see on instagram, thinking must live in a small village in Sweden.

Obviously, I had enough, hired a lemming to do my social media and went back to handling financial matters instead.

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

Can I please re nominate Hillary Clinton for cunting?

I just watched a movie called Clinton Cash. Shows how this corrupt cunt and slick Willy have worked as a team taking bribes from some of the most fucked up organizations in the world. Bought and paid for fucking cunts.

(Ps Twitter are a bunch of biased left wing cunts too)

Nominated by: Captain Reacharound

Killary Kiloton is a weapons grade cunt and if she (?) gets back in the Whitehouse there will be a second civil war in America.

Despite allegedly being a crook, a proven liar and dirty tricks con woman, she is painting Trump as the bad guy. Take a look at this video, you would be mistaken for thinking USA is made up of slopes, wogs, turban heads, dagos who can’t even speak the language, beta white men and mongs. Silver lining, look how many dislikes it has. Ha ha Killary, judging by this evidence you are in for a proper kicking come November and hopefully that will be the last we ever hear of you.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Water fighters are cunts…

I mean, we all did it as kids (in that glorious summer of 76) but fucking older kids and adults having water fights is as childish as fuck … I dare say the same thing that happens in kids water fights happens to adults who do it too…

There was always one kid who liked to throw his/her weight (and water) about, but told the others that they ‘weren’t allowed to get wet…’ Needless to say the smug little cunt got a drenching and then kicked off Viz Spoilt Bastard style and ruined all the fun… Now that is going to be worse if it’s pissed up ‘youths’ or adults in a park acting like three year olds with water guns (spoiled cunts… We just had empty Fairy Liquid bottles)… Some soft twat is going to get soaked, go into a ‘rage’ and it all kicks off…..

This happened in London and it begs the question: what the fuck were bottles and knives doing at a seemingly innocent water fight? The cozzers should have water cannoned the lot of them…

Pathetic cunts…

Nominated by: Norman