What the fuck is all this new Nuclear Power Station about? We are asking the Chinese to pay part of it, it’s being built by EDF (a French company) and most jobs will go to France apparently.

I bet the cunt station will cost twice the amount predicted and guess who the cunts are who will pay for it all by way off way overpriced energy. Yes me and you.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

EDF have not actually managed to build one of these power stations yet and this will be their 4th attempt. Doesn’t inspire confidence. But never mind, eh?

It’s not as though it might blow up and render a large chunk of the UK uninhabitable for 100,000 years or anything serious like that.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

How about a massive cunting for those wankers on the “Refugees welcome” march in London on Saturday?

Ask yourselves this question, you cunts : “Who is going to pay for them?”

Not you, you bunch of cunts, as none of you pay tax I wager. Fucking grow up and take a look at the facts: we don’t want them, the infrastructure is not there to support them especially schools and the NHS and where are they going to go ?

Once you bunch of Tarquins start to pay your own way you will change your minds. At the moment you can afford to be radical ‘cos it ain’t costing you a penny.

Also the fact that the rentagob Vanessa Redcunt was involved is enough reason for a cunting in itself.

Nominated by: Johnson

The end of the world is coming and the proof is in these cans of squirty tea, apparently it’s a Tea volution… see what they have done there Clever eh..NO YOU FUCKERS not clever at all.
Apparently the humble tea bag is now redundant with this new mucked about better version.

It’s claims are these.
1. Properly brewed better tasting tea
2. No more used Tea bags to dispose of
3. Easily controls the strength of your tea
and
4. Hotter Tastier tea in an instant.

FUCK OFF!

Jesus whatever next!?! I like my cuppa, it’s natural and not mucked about by too many things, this new tea in a can is an abomination and needs consigning to the rubbish bin of history without further a do . As for the people who designed and marketed it I hope they are drowned in a swimming accident on the Kent coast. Because clearly they are nearly as stupid as people who don’t know how to swim safely in the sea around Britain.

Maybe they can get beardy girl to market it for them that should push sales “you too can have facial hair like her, Just drink squirty tea in a fucking can” .

I think I need a sick bucket!

Nominated by: Kath Gillon

Muftis deserve a first class cunting. These camel riding jihad trainers are the fist lot that should be rounded up and fucked off back to their lands of sands. Peaceful or otherwise.

Or, a round up into a local mosque, lock it up and burn the cunt down, with them in it.
Whilst serving Pork Kebbabs outside from the beer tent in the carpark to all that want to watch.

Like all pests that get out of hand, and are not native or have no natural predator, the only real answer is a humane culling.

Very much like the badgers that annoy the cows.

The only thing this could be considered as is a gesture towards a good start.

Cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

I’d very much like to give a thorough cunting to those people who decide they need to operate a drone.

Drone..drone?
It’s a fucking remote controlled helicopter.
Stop trying to give it a fancy name.

And if you are a grown adult and you are buying, operating and going for drone flight assessment tests then you are a cunt with wings!
What normal grown human does that shit?

I kid u not… They are doing driving tests with them.
How exciting to see your garden from a camera attached to a remote controlled helicopter?
You fucking spaz.

You all might wish to invest some time getting out and about and try getting in the knickers of a slut or two.

Try and con them into sucking your drone for you!

Nominated by: Lord Ferigno