The BBC (16)

I would like to nominate the media in general and the BBC in particular.

All sorts of stories are being peddled as truth by a bunch of ignorant cunts. The BBC has story today ‘Keep your cats Indoors’. Reading this bollocks informed me that a vet in Hong Kong (FFS) thinks that a human passed the virus to his pet DOG.

The BBC also state that a tiger in a NY zoo tested positive. These two gems allow the BBC to do this totally irrelevant tosh. Does anyone stop to think of the implications of such guff. We have people setting fire to phone masts; will we get gangs of morons killing cats ‘to save human life’ ?

If this does happen we know where to lay the blame.

Nominated by Guzziguy

The BBC wants us to keep our cats indoors during the Coronavirus lockdown.

This begs the question as to why Laura Kuntsberg is allowed out on the street?

Nominated by Dioclese

China (4)

China

I would guess that the cunt of the year for 2020 could well turn out to be an entire fucking country. China.

Not only did these cunts destroy the world as we know it with this fucking fucking disease, they refuse to take any blame and even tried to cover up the spread so they could travel the world during their new year celebrations. ‘Fuck everyone else, I want my jolly’, they seemed to say.

If that wasn’t enough, get this. Deep breath…

…the cunts are reopening their wet markets in fucking Wuhan this week.

What the actual fucketty fuck. This is not some right wing conspiracy either. Here’s a link to the libtarded Independent as proof.

Speechless. Fucking speechless.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-china-cases-deaths-who-wet-market-wuhan-a9462286.html

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

Gambling Ads

Incessant never ending intrusive pain in the arse gambling advertising.

Dave has been treated fairly by Shirtoffyaback Entertainment, so he won’t be losing his job, house, every possession and friend he ever had and be found swinging from a tree – not yet anyway, just rinse him clean first.

Ooooh look – it’s Gabby and Scabby just having a little bit of entertaining fun with the great social scene as they p*ss their child support away, but awww look at Mittens the cat.
And here’s Harry Redknapp, one of the richest men in the country – but kind enough to personally contact Kev and Wayne to push them into spunking away the shopping money just by firing up the mobile phone, and big ‘ard Cockney guvnor Ray Winston scraping up anyone Mittens and Harry have missed – good one lads!

It’s just a bit of fun you see, and when the fun stops of course every gambler stops gambling immediately – you won’t see them hoofing the rent money on the roulette games..
The ads are never ending – television, radio, online – but what they don’t show is the poor f*ckers living on the street, the destitution and misery gambling addiction causes and the lives it ruins and in some cases takes.

An addiction tax on the poor – and until I see Jacob Rees-Mogg at the bookies with a tab hanging out of his mouth, the racing post and his last fiver (the rich don’t tend to gamble you see – they leave that to the working claaars oiks) I will be of the opinion that incessant never ending intrusive pain in the arse gambling advertisements are CUNTS!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

Lenny Henry (5)

‘Sir’ Lenny Henry is a monumental cunt.

Now, we know this cunt of old. But his recent griefjacking over the death of the late Eddie Large was both hypocritical and cringeworthy. On social media (where fucking else?) Henry paid ‘tribute’ to Large by gushing about when he was on the bill with Little and Large some time in the late 70s. Henry’s over the top fawning was pretty sickly, saying he ‘had never heard laughter like it’ when referring to Little and Large’s live act.

First of all, it’s bollocks and totally over the top theatrics. Syd and Eddie were not that good. Little would try to do some songs and Large would interrupt him by doing impressions of Cliff Richard and the like. It was not Hicks, Pryor or Don Rickles in their prime.

Then there’s Henry’s anti-70s and pro PC bullshit. For years this cunt has dumbed down and slagged off 70s comedy, saying things like Rising Damp was racist (when it actually wasn’t) and other wankbabble that wokefalkes and Grauniad readers want to hear.

So – whatever their act was like – surely Supersonic and Eddie fall into that 70s ‘un-PC’ category? Well, unless there are griefjacking points on social media to be scored….

Of course it’s a a shame about Eddie and how he went, but ‘Sir’ Lenny is a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

The Daily Mail Covidiot


A joint cunting for the phrase “covidiots” and the Daily fucking Mail.

I don’t know which shitty tabloid coined this phrase, but the former right wing, anti police state newspaper has suddenly got a big hard-on for a police state, with their turd photographers hiding in bushes, taking pictures of people buying tat from “The Range” or being on a beach nowhere near any other bugger then publishing these pictures without permission and labelling these clearly identifiable people as “covidiots”. Fuck the Daily Mail and it’s poncey new editor.

Also, many of the story comments (running into the thousands) state a clear desire to have an Orwellian jackboot stamping on our collective faces from now on, so fuck some of their readers too. Unless the comments are paid for shill accounts.
Also rather worrying. The spinelessness of some of the people in this country never fails to amaze me.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine

and an opposing view……

Covidiots. What an apt coining of a phrase for the total and absolute cunts that think the lockdown only applies to other people.

Take my neighbours. Please! Take them and shoot them. Like the couple down the road who take a 6 mile 3 hour walk every day. When questioned I was informed that he ‘knew more than anyone else down our road about coronoviral-shit because of the job he used to have’. The fucking arrogant tosser went on to explain that the rules meant it was OK to do this ‘if it formed part of your daily routine’. What the fuck does he think the expression lockdown means then?

Then there’s my neighbour’s daughter who goes out three times a day in her car so she can visit her mates who she picks up, brings home and then gives them a lift home again later.

Or the one who buggered off last weekend in his camper van for a couple of days.

Yes covidiots sums these fuckers up perfectly. The fuckers deserve to catch it. Trouble is that in doing so they’ll infect other innocent people who are actually observing the rules.

Covidiots? Maybe. Fucking cunts? Definitely…

Nominated by Dioclese