It gives me no pleasure at all to offer the Duke of Sussex up for execration yet again. What has the cunt done now? I hear you ask. A deal with Netflix. We know, I hear you say, scornfully. Old news.

No, cunters, this is the follow-through to that diplomatic fart. He’s shat on the Invictus Games, the only thing that actually justifies the cunts existence, though not his avarice. Apparently the Games were to have been shown on Amazon, and Netflix told him to withdraw his support. And he did, the pussywhipped nomark. What a cunt.

https://paperdabba.com/2020/09/07/harry-and-meghans-brutal-move-days-after-150m-netflix-deal/

(Originally a Times (paywall) article, confirmed . However, it is now the subject of a legal complaint by Sue Grabbitt and Runne for the Duke of Cunts. Guess the legal profession’s falling over itself for those two )

Nominated by: Komodo 

..and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)

An auxiliary cunting is in order for…who else…Mr. and Mrs. Markle-Hewitt.

Let’s get right to it:

Immediately after signing the deal with Netflix, Mr. and Mrs. Markle-Hewitt cancelled their scheduled Invictus Games fundraiser.

In a letter sent to Invictus, an attorney representing the Markle-Hewitts said the cancellation was due to a conflict with another streaming service. (Translated; They signed with Netflix and Invictus is with Amazon.) A sycophant for the Markle-Hewitts claimed the cancellation was due to Covid-19.

In short; they got the big bucks and the wounded soldiers got dick. Bravo, you pussy whipped, formally royal cunt.

However, there’s more:

In a statement issued today Mr. Markle-Hewitt announced he was making a “donation” to the Sovereign Grant. Another sycophant went on to say:

“This contribution as originally offered by Prince Harry has fully covered the necessary renovation costs of Frogmore Cottage, a property of Her Majesty the Queen, and will remain the UK residence of the Duke and his family.”

(How many things can you find wrong with that statement?)

Furthermore, a “well placed source” told the Mail:

“Harry made very clear from the start that he wanted to repay that money because he felt that if he handed it back then no-one would have the right to control him.”

So, Mr. Markle-Hewitt. You sold out your country. You sold out your family. You sold out your heritage. You sold out the public’s trust. And you sold out the wounded soldiers. Well fucking done indeed! You’ve proved, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that no-one, except Mrs. Markle-Hewitt, controls you.

Clueless, halfwit cunt and his manipulative, halfbreed, cunt wife. They’ll fit right in with Phonywood’s SJW parasites.

(Sources and quotes taken from The Daily Mail.com, PageSix, Vanity Fair, and Town and Country.)

We all know the rules regarding masks, there’s been sufficient debate on this fine, august site about it. But, for fucks sake, don’t come at me with your bullshit about lowering your oxygen saturation levels. I can put a SATS probe on you and if you’re not suffering from COPD or any other respiratory affliction, your SATS will be anything from 93-100%. (88-92% for COPD sufferers). I can put a mask on you, keeping the probe on your finger, and THEY WILL NOT CHANGE. Don’t wear a mask, whatever your reasons, even your David Icke-esque conspiracy theories as I couldn’t give a fuck, but, don’t be a cunt and claim the above because medical science and medical facts say you’re a cunt for claiming it. A doctor in the link explains and demonstrates this better than me.

https://youtu.be/P3sKZZ4YF38

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

I’ve just caught an advert whilst watching ‘The Professionals’, for the above-mentioned (is that a word?), cunts.

Woman, in bed, watching some shite on a laptop, falls asleep. Wakes up, switches laptop off.

Partner sleeping next to her? Female and black, obviously. Excuse me, I’m off to have a CVA.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

The BBC (yep, them again – admin) have announced a successor to Jenny Murray, doyen of the sisterhood, the plump woman who wears glasses on a string al la Larry Grayson and gives the impression she is looking down on everyone especially men.
The new head gal is Emma Barnett, she of the masses of hair (mostly extensions one suspects) and the long swirling mother earth skirts and bovver boots.

She’s a good journalist but I question the concept of a “woman’s hour”. After all why is there no “man’s hour” or “gay hour” or “black hour”. Actually they did try one for men and it flopped. Men don’t like to discuss their personal problems or health issues. But in any case aren’t we all an equal part of society? Women are half of the population hardly a special group.

Whenever I have listened into said program admittedly for short periods until I reach for the dial it seems to be all about repression by men, #metoo, health issues, trafficking, transgender et al. Yes there are women’s magazines too but they appear to be mostly celeb gossip rags now. The days of woman’s realm featuring sewing projects and how to please your husband with a special dinner are long gone.
I question the relevance of a “woman’s hour” programme which seems to be part of a sly political agenda designed to exclude men.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

(“Woman’s Hour”? Surely this is misandrist and offensive to some sections of the Alphabets? – DA)

Column headline in today’s Sunday Times:-‘Trans man gives birth after contracting Covid at 9 months pregnant’.

Described as ‘he’ in the details. On what planet can a man, a he, give birth?

Discuss.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble