“That’s a Great Question”

A yank vocal virus that has spread with unparalleled rapidity through the brain drool of BBC presentahs and across TV land generally. It goes like this:

Presentah: Mr Saville why were you allegedly banned from several hospital mortuaries after being found shagging dead old ladies?

Mr Saville : That’s a great question.

Unfortunately the phrase had not crossed over then but my goodness it is now in full play during the present little local difficulty.

Old gent in a care home on a hospital trolly stuffed full of tubes and only able to gurgle a few words with great effort while being interviewed by a tall slap head BBC cunt well behind a remote zoom mike on a tripod and wearing a Robocop mask
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Old gent (in between gasps) : I don’t give an arse about being the first Covid patient to receive a Christmas card from the Prime Minister but you tell me why you TV fucks never ask why old cunts like me are despatched out of hospital after midnight to die in shitty corridors like this?

Presentah: That’s a great question

Old gent : And no nurse I don’t want an injection to calm me down and send me to sleep!

Presentah (after about 30 seconds): Ok nurse I think we’ll end the interview there. He seems to be dead. Why did the old cunt die so soon after the injection?

Nurse : That’s a great question

“That’s a great question” is used to manufacture a pause so the Presentah can try to think of an answer or in most cases just plough on with the interview script regardless and divert the TV attention span generation from matters of embarrassment..

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

Stephen Lawrence Day


Saw ad on idiots’ lantern this pm; what a heap of old toss. Apparently this is something Tresa the Appeaser dreamt up, dog-awful old hoover bag that she was.

And it’s not until…April 22nd 2021. Almost six months away. I reckon that cunt Soros must be paying for the ad, as it’s so bloody long. Must be costing a fortune.

I’d also like to cunt the utterly wretched ad for the Mini all-electric, with its dire crap music soundtrack. Built by the boche, driven by drug-addled dark quays.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

The American Voter

The majority of American voters are ignorant, fickle, shallow fucking cunts.

The fact that a candidate like Joe Biden would have any chance at all of victory let alone actually win illustrates how far we have strayed from principles that uplift our society.

Instead we vote for selfish reasons alone and cheer on as our great nation degenerates into a shithole. The Patriots who are left will have to suffer with the cunts who now outnumber responsible informed voters.

America is like the elephant on nature shows being dragged down by 6 lionesses. It takes a while but it eventually goes down.

Our founding fathers established a system that works up until the population becomes a bunch of self serving cunts. So here we are. Those who despise the things that make a society prosperous and stable now get there way.

Cunts fuck everything up.

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard

…and supported by: Cunt me in

The fix is in. It’s so blatant.

They stopped counting when the Donald was about to win. Suddenly they found a few more Democunt votes.

Michigan have counted 102% of their votes (and *no* that’s not a typo).

Meanwhile Wisconsin has 3,129,000 registered voters but the number of votes received there was 3,200,000!!

The MSM and Big Tech have played a massive part in this stitch-up. I can’t believe they actually want people to vote for tax hikes and more pointless wars!!

Having said that, Slow Joe won’t be President for long. He’ll soon be deemed unfit by Skeletor Pelosi, so Kameltoe Harris will step in and appoint Killary as Vice-President, then it will be all systems go with the Great Reset, a One World Government and the NWO.

#BLM – Biden’s Laptop Matters

Black Children in Need


A concise observation.

I have just seen a Children in Need cartoon trailer. It appears that only black children are in need. Fair enough, let black people donate all the money then.
Also, most adverts are aimed at black or mixed race families. Again, fair enough, let them purchase the goods.

I wonder how long a survey points out that a great many consumers feel marginalised in their own country? And actually put off the products.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool [181]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the actor Geoffrey Palmer would be next to die aged 93.Palmer had a long career but is perhaps best known for his roles in Butterflies and As Time Goes By.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Glynis Johns