Long time Senator, the Democrats 2004 Presidential candidate and recently appointed as Uncle Joe’s “special envoy for climate.” Last week he tweeted……..

“We need to get carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere.”

You what? You what? You what, you what, you what? John is nearly as old as the hair sniffer but i’m pretty sure they had schools back when they were kids. Maybe John was excused science classes because they were teaching that new fangled evolution stuff back then?
These are the cunts making decisions about our lives and they know fuck all about fuck all.
Even a window licker like Greta Thunderpants has taken the trouble to read a couple of books on the subject! What a bunch of fucking arseholes.

https://news.sky.com/story/climate-change-uk-to-encourage-others-to-act-ahead-of-biden-summit-and-cop26-no-10-says-12278711

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

The first programme that I remember him in, he was accompanied by a thick brickie and a ginger bird with big tits.

The years have not been good for the ginger bint. I saw her on the television recently and she is almost indistinguishable from one of those huge, hairy, ginger Highland cows. Almost the exact size and weight, but without the horns. Probably smells the same too.

The Titchmarsh cunt has also transformed himself.

He has a series called Love Your Garden where with just the help from a few dozen labourers, several tons of machinery and an unlimited budget, he somehow manages to change a shit hole garden into less of a shit hole garden.

But what really annoys me is the simpering way that he now acts. He has definitely got in touch with his feminine side and I fear that he may have caught The Gay.

His new whiney voice irritates the fuck out of me and there is not a programme where this sad excuse for a man is not drawn to tears. His producers should tell him to man up, grow a pair of bollocks and plant a fucking tree, but they don’t.

Instead they are now cashing in on his suspected poofiness and have given him two new ways of upsetting me with Love Your Weekend and some crap series where he minces around county houses.

Alan Titchmarsh. Gardener or uphill gardener (allegedly). You decide.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter 

Ralph Ineson is a cunt.

Ralph Ineson, aka Dacia Duster voice over man is a cunt who sounds like he smokes 60 B&H a day and eats gravel for every meal. (Aka “Finchy” from The Office – DA)

This, coupled with his grating accent makes me want to fold my flat screen neatly in half and shove it up his arse.

Dacia Dusters are shit cars for motability scumbags, and thanks to the efforts of this cock socket I’d rather get the bus anyway.

From the sound of him, he can’t be more than 18 months away from laryngeal cancer anyway. Can I have him in the Dead Pool?

Get to fuck.

Nominated by: Burns Ward Arsonist 

Estate agents are cunts!

Now I know everybody knows this already but if you’ve had any interaction with them lately you will have no doubt found they have turned into the biggest cunts ever!

For more than a couple of decades I have been planning an early retirement in Devon or Cornwall, having been down there many times on holidays and in later years with in-laws living there it seems ideal. I started looking seriously in 2018, but then of course not long after that Batflu reared its ugly head so I put it on hold! Now because of said batflu and with the rise of people househunting in the West Country as a laughable means of escaping it, estate agents in that area can afford to be surly, uppity and arrogant, you may well even be greeted halfway through a telephone call with them by an audible huff, as if even as a serious cash buyer you are wasting their now valuabe time by daring to ask, “can I just simply buy it and pay full price?”.

It is sad to say but I believe those words spoken in earnest all those years ago have now come true but I will leave it to my fellow cunters to make their own minds up….”In 15 or 20 years the estate agent will have the whiphand over the buyer”. Yes some of us laughed, even mocked those words, but now sadly, here we are!

I long for those glorious days not so far back where an estate agent would happily let you view a property, call you sir and give you a shoe shine on the way in if it would help them make a sale! Even now they are still serfs and oiks, every last one of them!

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

Chadwick Boseman didn’t win an Oscar.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/14763640/oscars-2021-chadwick-boseman-robbed-actor-glenn-close-twerked/

People are actually upset that a dead black actor who didn’t really appear in any good films (Black Panther was alright) didn’t win an oscar and they gave it a veteran Welsh man who’s been acting for 45+ years. I’m more surprised they had the balls to give it to Hopkins in this day and age.

But still it’s an inspiring story for all, want to get an award? just die and people will demand you get one despite not achieving anything towards it. I hope when I die I’ll get that egg and spoon race win I was robbed of in Primary school.

Hang on hang on
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1427861/chadwick-boseman-robbed-oscars-2021-jo-brand-opinion-anthony-hopkins-win-nomination-video

Jo Brand’s chipped in with her disapproval. Not that anyone cares what her opinion of Oscar winners ever was.

“Chadwick Boseman will remain one of the greatest actors of all time, with or without that Oscar,” a second paid tribute.

A third added: “Damn Oscar or not, Chadwick Boseman will ALWAYS be one of the BEST actors and humans of our generation. He has set a legacy that cannot be competed with.”

What legacy? what did he do? He was in 15 films (including minor roles). 4 of which were fucking superhero films. Donates a bit to charity and now he’s Roger Moore. I know you’re not supposed to add to entries but this pile of shit really annoyed me.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits