I´ve posted several noms about my 91-year-old mother-in-law, who loves nothing more than talking about the good old days, and one nom about a nephew who is allegedly a “philosopher”.

Both of them were at dinner tonight and the “philosopher” asked my mother-in-law how she had met her husband, i.e. his grandfather. Her eyes lit up as she launched into the story I´ve heard a million times.

As if this was not torture enough, someone then asked the “philosopher” how he had met his wife, a skinny not unattractive tattoed former vegan. As he likes nothing better than a captive audience and is a flake who believes in astrology rather than genuine academic knowledge, he rambled on for an hour about that magic night. It sounded to me like one of the many drunken nights I´ve had where I met a girl and scored. In his case, she got pregnant.

Despite his attempts to describe how this was the real thing, he is as boring as his grandmother and having to listen to him embellishing what was just a randy encounter irritated me, especially as Mrs. Polly sat there entranced, telling me to stop making sarcastic comments.

As the Everley Brothers said, Love is (definitely) blind.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

This quango was set up to regulate universities and to monitor the content of academic courses and the awarding of degrees. It is hopelessly woke and is having a negative impact on higher education.

The code issued by the QAA states that higher education establishments must consider the needs of all students – including those studying at different locations, from different cultural/educational backgrounds, with additional learning needs, or with protected characteristics – when designing courses.

The chilling effect of this can be seen in the recent brouhaha at Exeter University. The Department of Social Sciences (yes, I know a pseudo-science) and International Relations at Exeter is going through a wholesale redesign of its curriculum, ostensibly at the behest of the QAA. According to reports in the press, a number of academics are shocked at the changes proposed to curriculums in subjects like philosophy, law, politics, anthropology and sociology, likening them to a “Maoist cultural revolution” and a threat to free speech. Their curriculums apparently have to be “decolonised” and expunged of outdated notions and theories derived from “white supremacy”. Otherwise a few snowflake students might be traumatised. Academics must apparently broaden “ epistemological and ontological horizons by moving away from a white, Eurocentric curriculum”.

One academic opposing the changes said “ there are lots of people here who feel the same way as I do but no one will come forward because there is a deep culture of fear.”

In its defence the University has said if they don’t do this their courses will not be approved by the QAA.

This would be a joke we’re it not so serious. Close the minds of the young and you might as well turn out all the lights on academic freedom and enquiry and on the project of western civilisation as a whole.

What a pile of cunt.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/15/russell-group-university-accused-soviet-style-censorship2/

https://libguides.exeter.ac.uk/diversereadinglists

https://www.qaa.ac.uk/

(Their senior leadership team is all white. Well, well, well – how fucking racist is that? – NA)

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Welsh cunts, Labour and the road to bankruptcy.

Wales is to trial a universal basic income. That’s right, every fucker gets paid by the state regardless of their status. Pensions for all, from 18 if you like.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-57120354

Various versions of the scheme have been trialled around the world, including in Finland, where 2,000 unemployed people were paid €560 (£480) per month for two years.
Researchers found the scheme left those happier and less stressed, but did NOT AID THEM IN FINDING WORK. (my caps)

Now there’s a fucking surprise.

I presume comrade Drakeford expects the rest of the UK to pay for this. Think about it. They could turn the whole of Wales into benefit dependent chavs.
Result – Labour elected by a landslide of postal votes by cunts too tired to go to the polling booths.

If Plaid Cymru could find the SNP Bluearse factor. Labour would get shown the fucking door. As it is the dull Welsh cunts are stuck with them.

Wales, twinned with Venezuela. Thanks to Tony fucking Blair.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded by Sixdog Vomit:

I was just about to cunt this but you’ve done a Sterling job already CC.

This experiment has been attempted in various places around the world and failed. Now Welsh Socialists think they are going to make it work?

The government dishing out taxpayer money in welfare is one thing but dishing it out regardless of need is insane.

I can only imagine Diane Abbott checked the numbers that were originally worked out by a window licking chimp.

Alison Hammond the huge hopeless walrus is a fat embarressing cunt!

What the fuck were ITV thinking employing this dozy braindead fuckwit?

Apart from her having a brummie accent ( a crime in itself) she has absolutely no idea how to conduct an interview without blubbering and wobbling about like Jabba the fuckin Hut.

Her monumental fuck ups are a daily occurence including asking Graham Norton how his dead dog was doing, describing a murder as “a bit sad”, saying how much she liked Joan Rivers house (7 years after she has been dead) calling Prince Philip Prince William!

Stick to reviewing pies and cakes you fat cunt!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/morning-alison-hammond-awkward-blunder-20595870

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

(The problem here, as we all know, is if you take the piss out of a dark key, you’re instantly branded a racist, even if the accusation is true! – DA)

Some academics at Oxford University are cunts.

They too are jumping on the “decolonisation” bandwagon and in their blinkered sights are our great Imperial measurements such as the mile, yard, pound and ounce.

They claim that our traditional measurements are “tied deeply to the idea of the Empire” despite the fact that they were being used long before the English and the British established their first colonies in North America or traded with the princely states of India.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/14/oxford-university-decolonising-inch-inch-imperial-measurements/

On the grounds of consistency, shouldn’t they also decolonise metric measurements? These, of course, originated in France, which had its own Empire which was far less benevolent than the British Empire.

Perhaps they should go into deepest Africa and come back with a system of measurements used by the ancestors of Dianne Abbott. How on earth did Africans measure the weight of fried chiggun without ounces or grams?

Give these woke cunts an inch and they will take a fucking mile. This is just another example that left-wing and Marxist academics are a few pennies short of a shilling.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt