No, the other kind of cunty scooters.

Electric scooter riders are cunts

Completely unregulated for now for of transport for kids and cunts, its bad enough that they weave in and out of traffic causing mayhem and accidents and where are they when theres a problem ….fucking gone faster that a recently landed immigrant gets to the benefits agency, unless of course you manage to hit one of these fucks and then its ooh my neck and back i may never be able to work[ not that most of these cunts work.

Today Mrs Fugly and i are driving to out place of torture for the day, we are coming up to a junction so luckily going slow when this fucking scooter already doing some speed zips from the pavement one side of the junction to the other pavement on the other side, right across the front of the car, like i said luckily we were going slow or these fuckers would have been on the bonnet.

Yes you read that right, it looked like some slag underage mum, you know the type, shallow end of the gene pool [fick as shi] and her no doubt fatherless brat on a fucking lekky scooter together, its bad enough that she is a fuck knuckle but what chance has this kid got in life, honestly i think natural selection will probably have sorted them both out before the end of the week, so they cant go on to spawn another 20 or 30 kids between them……and good riddance.

Now i would normally say where are the Police?, why are they not confiscating scooters and handing out fines, but now i realise, its quite a good way of culling cunts , so long may it continue,

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Black holes exist in this picture, but are rather low on the totem pole of ‘would’.

Cornell University are cunts.

Apparently they have created a new course examining the links between naming stellar phenomena and racism. Essentially they are saying that naming black holes as such is racist. Just to emphasise the teaching, a couple of rappers will delivering part of the course. Well that’s all right, then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

He’s been nominated 29 times, you try to come up with an imaginative caption.

Let’s hear it again for miniature statesman, Saddick as he calls for a “proper” enquiry into the Matt Hancock affair.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-resigns-kissing-aide-gina-coladangelo-b942810.html

Why this little runt can’t jut TRY to get on with his real job of turning London into a Third World basket case, only he knows. He has to feel important – and to remind us yet again that his father was a bus driver. Not a lot of people know that!.

Hancock was almost a big a disaster as the London Mayor is, but it seems that Saddick Kunt isn’t intrerested, with his “proper” enquiry to discover how secret cameras were installed in government officers. I bet it would have been a different story if they had been around 20 years ago when Mandelson was bumming eager office boys desperate to become Labour MPs.

There are so many poofters in Khan’s party they find it hard to believe some men actually nob women. That is the source of their outrage. Meanwhile we have to endure the faux outrage of politics answer to Norman Wisdom.

Mister Grimsdale!!!……..

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The patron Saint of luvvies. Only bows down to the most Divine of Browns.

How’s about a Luvvie tax?

I think I’ve seen it all now. A group of prominent luvvies has proposed a tax on gadgets such as pc’s phones etc, to fund the UK ‘creative sector’. NB this doesnt mean engineering and science. It means luvvies. And poets I suppose. You know, prominent Corbynista, opinionated, limp wristed, me me me types.

I think St Marcus should get involved. One tweet and Boris will comply.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57642147

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Simon Le Bon there with a young Raheem Sterling. Teaching him to remember clunk click, every trip.

A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.

Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:

Diana Death Crash Conspiracies

Enough already!

No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous

The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.

Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.

It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.

Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.

No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.

What a car-crash of a statue.

Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen

The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!

Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”? A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.

And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.

Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!

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Makes yer proud don’t it just?