(Poots (right) goosing Arlene Foster – DA)

A welcome Cunting for EDWIN POOTS newly elected leader of Northern Ireland’s DUP.

He is a fundamentalist, creationist bigot who is likely to make his illustrious predecessor “Reverend” Ian Paisley appear to be sane and reasonable.

Edwin has been hiding in the wings, only to be suddenly thrust into the glaring spotlight of Cuntitde. He may be a newcomer but we can be confident that he will not let his admirers in ISAC down, a stellar CUNT in the ascendency.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57115975

The media vs Israel vs Palestine.
*disclaimer I have no interest in either side*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57110368

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575041/Its-like-Purge-real-life-Terrified-Israelis-say-police-overwhelmed-Arab-mobs.html#comments

etc etc

Yes I’m going there. Fuck the media about the coverage of this conflict. I’ve been watching social media videos of arabs being harassed and assaulted all throughout ramadan. They’re evicting families from their own houses. Little kids being arrested by armed fucking police holding rifles by the IDF for walking down the wrong street.

You poke a population enough they fight back. So now Israel have the justification to fucking bomb the shit out of the place (mainly civilians) and claim it’s self defence. Do you think a fucking SINGLE news article is pointing any of that out? no. They’re all about the brave Israelies who have a massive army fighting back against the evil Hamas.

Also they’re Israelies posting selfies and videos celebrating their deaths.

I have no doubt Hamas are cunts, but if you tell me demolishing civilian buildings and killing innocents is justice you can fuck off. I don’t care if a fucking 7 year old threw a rock at you in your full body armour, you don’t fucking threaten them with a gun.

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

And added to by Miles:

Israel

Oh here we go again. It’s usually around every 4 years there’s a flare up. Here’s the latest one. You know the score already. It will be about 10 Palestinians to 1 dead Israeli.

What was the cause this time? 4 Palestinian families were to be evicted from their homes provoking protests. Then the IDF went into the All Asqua mosque compound.

I see the essential problem as one of Control. And that’s where I blame the Israelis. You could say they are ‘control freaks’ to my mind.

What am I trying to say? There is tough talk from Netanyahu as usual. ‘The bombardment of Gaza will go on as long as is neccessary’. But violence breeds violence. With every attack they make more raging radicals. And the thing quietens down again and we’re all supposed to forget and Israel supposedly returns to being a normal country again.

All it is is we’ve just got to control these peky Palestinians from time to to time,,-give them a good kicking to show them who’s in charge.

So depressing.

It would be better if they did ‘drive them into the sea’ then at least the agony would end.
If that doesn’t happen these flare ups will continue to happen.

There is a difference this time. The ‘Arab Israelis’ are joinng in. There is ‘civil war’ in many Israeli cities according to accounts. I welcome this development.

I welcome it because I think Israel needs to become a ‘failed state’. I want it to collapse. I think it would help matters all round. Then we can start over again. (the Jews there of course) with an equitable distribution of the land.

The situation is untenable. I don’t say that as wanting violence. It just is. The Palestinian population is growing. And they’re not going anywhere. You cannot kill them all. The controls cannot work in the end, the guards, the roadblocks, even the wall won’t work in the end. People on both sides cannot live like that. People need peace in the end.

The conflict might go on for a further hundred years but it will come to an end eventually.

You know the IRA did ‘bomb their way,’ to the negotiating table. The Palestinians need to do the same in Israel. Turn it into a failed state. Then from an equal position of strength sue for peace.

…and this from Smugcunt

“Palestinians” are cunts.

First up Palestine was only a thing under the British mandate. No sovereign state has ever been called Palestine.

These pathetic people are the show donkeys of the muslim world to show how hard they are. Every five years the cunts fire rockets from hospitals and schools so the BBC ,CNN,Chanel4 can show what “journalism” has become.

I would recommend “Fauda” on netflix to show what a shit hole built on hate these cunts live in. By the way Pakistan was founded as a religious state in the 1940s. They have been at war with their neighbours over land ever since, have acquired nuclear bombs clandestinely, and actually murder minorities as government policy.

Not a peep from the left. Silence. Pakistan has contributed nothing to mankind while Israel is tripping over themselves with nobel prizes while exporting water from a desert.

Israelis dont blow up kids in the Manchester arena either.

SAGE are cunts. They are the fuckin SS of Britain.
The so called Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies.

Every time there is a glimmer of hope we might just be allowed to go outside these utter bastards come along with;

NO! STOP! THE VIRUS IS MUTATING AND NOW THERE IS A Indian,Mongolian,Alien,Hobbit varient….KEEP EVERYTHING CLOSED OR A COUPLE OF 90 YEAR OLDS MIGHT DIE!

Really folks. These little Hitler cunts would gladly see us all marched into the gas chambers.

Fuck off and Die you utter cunts!!!
(I think that’s the SAGE Mission Statement – NA)

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

Would it be possible to offer a double cunting for your approval, first cyclists, we all already know they are cunts but bear with me I will explain.

Secondly cunts who can’t seem to go around cyclists are cunts.

Today I was on my motorbike and 30 seconds from my house I encounter 2 lycra clad cock sucking faggots riding 2 abreast, these tits have virtually blocked the road, stuck behind the is an Audi (usually also cunts) and then me.

Anyway the Audi eventually gets around this pair a twats and they are shaking their heads at each other, so I’m sure the didn’t like it when I called them a pair of cunts, and then all I saw all day was groups of these fuck monkeys holding up traffic everywhere we went.

The amount of long queues we sat in where the prick stuck behind these cockwombles didn’t have the balls to get around and missed gap after gap after gap for 2 or 3 miles for fear of getting to close to these twats, grow a pair, I think this new rules where you need 2 meters is crazy, nothing wrong with shaving off a little elbow skin from these cunts in my book….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Online hate (forgetting nutters exist)

Recently we’ve seen a big drive by football pundits in particular, to stamp out ‘online hate’.

To the point endless pieces on the phenomenon are shown on tv. Most of this ‘hate’, in my opinion, is simply people pointing out that their opinion is a bad one (look up Carney and Leeds tweet for example).Having a different opinion is not hate. And if you can’t handle a different opinion, maybe you shouldn’t be mouthing off your ill informed opinions on TV?

But there is genuine online hate. And it’s from obvious nutcases. If you took a random sample of 30,000 people, it would be very surprising not to have a handful of nutters on there. The ones Jasper Carrot used to talk about sitting next to him every time he got on a bus.

These pundits have tens, sometimes hundreds, of thousands of followers. You are always going to get fucked up loons with those numbers.

So my message is this. You’ll never stop nutters existing. Do you want to ban the mentally ill from the internet? Can’t see any other solution.

Unless you campaign for that (not good optics eh?) then shut the fuck up.

You’re talking about people who probably roll around in their own shite and shout ‘Wensleydale!’ at random moments during the day.

There is fuck all you can do to stop the nutters, so get off social media if you can’t handle it and stop bothering us with your shite. You’re asking for the impossible.

Fuck off.

https://www.bt.com/sport/news/2021/april/presenters-reveal-online-abuse-as-bt-sport-launches-draw-the-line-campaign

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

..and on a similar topic, this from Biggus Cuntus 

People Who Are easily Offended

Suddenly, out of Satan’s arsehole, the world is swamped in cunts who are easily offended. ‘I’m offended because…’You used the wrong pronoun’; ‘You looked at my tits’; ‘You said Michelle Obama’s a man’*. It never fucking stops.

Cunts on television, cunts in the movies, cunts in the papers all fall over themselves and twist up into ludicrous semantic knots so as not to ‘offend anyone’. Well fuck that! Being offended is good for the soul, it keeps your feet on the ground and stops you crawling up your own arse and admiring the view.

If World War 2 broke out tomorrow, all the German High Command would have to do is go on fucking Twatter and say ’You Britishers are really smelly’ and the whole fucking country would have to rush off to a safe space and cuddle a life size dummy of Diane Abbot while the Bosch waltzed in and replaced all the chip shops with bratwurst and sauerkraut outlets.

So I hereby nominate cunts who are easily offended for a proper old-fashioned cunting, for their own good. Also, there is a pleasing karmic symmetry knowing that people who are easily offended will be offended by an article cunting people who are easily offended, it squares the cosmic circle.

People who are easily offended are cunts, we all know it, so let’s shout it loud and proud!

*Michelle Obama is not a man, she is a tall, muscular broad-shouldered woman who just happens to have a large penis and a five o’clock shadow